Friday, February 14, 2020

Todaki Victory


Many moons ago, Aeroplanus USSR lost an unlicensed Hulk while mining in Todaki, a Caldari rookie system. Did the miner learn anything from this experience?


...If he did, he learned the wrong lessons. Fast-forward to 2020: Aeroplanus was back in Todaki, this time mining in an Orca.


Agent Ernst Steinitz had taken part in the Aeroplanus gank back in 2018. Ersnt reunited with his old pal in the Todaki system. He, too, had access to bigger ships than the last time they'd met; Ernst had a fleet with Taloses instead of Catalysts. And in case you want a closer view of that Orca explosion...


...Here you go.


It was wrong of Aeroplanus to take ore from a rookie system. He didn't even have a permit to his name! So he was punished, just as he had been years before.


Incredibly, the miner was so greedy and decadent that he used Harvester Mining Drones. Upon defeating Aeroplanus in battle, our Agents scooped 2.5 billion isk worth of them. At any rate, the threat of Aeroplanus was gone, and the actual rookies in Todaki could engage in mining. Did the newbies thank our Agents, though?


...No. They were ungrateful.


A bot-aspirant is a bot-aspirant, no matter how young or old he is. That's why so many miners identify with their fellow carebears--even criminal carebears who harm them by violating the Code.


In spite of it all, our Agents are Agents of compassion. Ernst contacted Aeroplanus to see if the miner had learned anything from this gank that he'd missed the last time.


Fortunately, losing billions of isk helped to open the miner's bleary eyes. He purchased a mining permit without complaint.


Aeroplanus earned a second chance at life in EVE. Agent Ernst hoped that the miner would use it wisely.


Eventually, our Agent spotted the miner again: Aeroplanus was back in Todaki with another Orca. But this time, at least, he knew not to use Harvester Mining Drones. Progress!

47 comments:

  1. "William GreerFebruary 12, 2020 at 9:24 PM

    I mean let's have some fact's here. Firstly so far you've proven that your a fallower of other people's ideology and way. secondly you've been using the same stuff over and over without thought just stuck on repetition which shows not only me but everyone else your lack of originality and lack of thought and imagination. face it some people are born to follow"






    Hahaha apparently I'm too ignorant to see the hypocrisy of crying about someone copypasta-ing my own tears back at me, after all the mindless copypasta I tried spamming earlier comments with.

    Literally too stupid to breed. I should sign up for voluntary euthanasia

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    1. Hey greer, how much 'originality, thought, or imagination' did it take for you to spam all your tears over the last few months?

      You only look more ignorant when you try to think. Silly cracker, you don't have the mental capacity to see how outclassed you really are, by literally every anon that posts.

      Hypocrite

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    2. Well said. I was willing to forgive a one time lapse, but Greer's credibility went out the window when he starting spamming out of spite for the second time 'round.

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  2. William R coonass greer
    From his trailer in pearl river he leered
    He picked a !fite! with wits lacking
    Got pounded and sent packing
    Now cries "triggered! Lol! triggered! Oh Dear!"

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  3. There once was a willie from Nantucket....

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    1. He cried "SOUUIIEEE! LIILLLIIIEE! I'll fukit!"

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    2. But his cousin was uuuuuughe!

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    3. And such a little willie couldn't make her sploooge!

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    4. She said "it's like pushing rope in a bucket!"

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  4. Nope, no sympathy. William Greer is begging for it.

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    1. William Greer was compelled to post. It's eating him up.

      Anons own his crackerass

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    2. anon uses cracker like a racist

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  5. Lol look how mad willie got!

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    1. what are you talking about I come check this from time to time when i'm taking breaks from doing my own thing.

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    2. He "comes by to check" because we MAKE him visit. He can't NOT stop by to see what truths we've posted about him, daily.

      We OWN that retarded cracker. When he stops by, it's because he feels compelled to, because we arranged it.

      Why else would his kind be here? He's afraid we will tell the truth about him and he won't be able to cry about it if he doesn't visit regularly.


      The bigger the sperglord, the longer we can make him post spergy tears.

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  6. Still in Todaki? This miner is cruisin' for another bruisin'.

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  7. No sympathy! When he finally makes like shardani and quits, no one will care.

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  8. William GreerJanuary 5, 2020 at 11:05 PM

    you guys finally gave me enough to comaplain to google and blogger WOOO great job! i'm proud of you! you hung yourself

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    1. This is probably the best one yet, he's gonna coma-plain to google that we gave him enough.

      Literally too stupid to be left unsupervised. A drain on the human condition.

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  9. Minergreer's best chance of having a positive impact on the human race would be to have himself, and any of his inbred spawn, spayed and/or neutered asap. Or he could quit, like that other tactical retard

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    1. yeah and your a gold star winner of the human race right? ROFLMFAO

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    2. That's a greasy miner for sure, and dumb. Was he trying to use the reverse psychology version of "I know you are but what am I"?

      No sympathy for lying shitbags that brag about non-existent military valor. If he wanted to be a real hero he would do the world a favor and shardani himself and his kids before they can pass on more bad genetics.

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  10. Never forget shargoddammeddani!

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  11. William GreerFebruary 12, 2020 at 8:15 PM

    you do know that cyber threat is an actual term? Yes?

    Cyber Threat

    Abbreviation(s) and Synonym(s):
    threat
    Definition(s):
    An event or condition that has the potential for causing asset loss and the undesirable consequences or impact from such loss. Note: The specific causes of asset loss, and for which the consequences of asset loss are assessed, can arise from a variety of conditions and events related to adversity, typically referred to as disruptions, hazards, or threats. Regardless of the specific term used, the basis of asset loss constitutes all forms of intentional, unintentional, accidental, incidental, misuse, abuse, error, weakness, defect, fault, and/or failure events and associated conditions.
    Source(s): I pulled it out my huge gaping asshole, it was easy to find, i just popped my head even further up there and flicked a bic. Too easy.

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  12. hey anon give me a call some time XD

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    1. Just remember, willie asked for people to call him. So when people do dial up 985-664-7295 (a number he made public in the past) and tell him to shardani, he only has himself to hold accountable.

      Hell, even the google police thinks he deserves it.

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    2. What u crying about bitchwillie? You were crying about anons not having new content, and now you cry about the new content?

      Have you ever considered euthanasia?

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    3. go ahead call that number and tell me to kill myself

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  13. ^^ This is why I will have no sympathy, none. When Willie starts crying about some totally unfair unprovoked unreasonable uncool even ILLEGAL thing that just happened, I'm just going to shake my head and say, "No sympathy."

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    1. I wonder if William Greer is related to 'Pistol' Pete Greer, the notorious serial rapist who lives on the other side of the highway from the trailer park?

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  14. Lol look how mad that retarded shitsucker greer is. Trailer trash welfare queen can't afford a real house. Would rather live in sin, filth, and poverty with his cousin/wife souuuiiiee lowrent.

    He claims he's triggered the anons, as he responds with his own tears.

    I'm going to make that subhuman cracker post ragey tears until he quits.

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  15. I think the limericks made william greer even madder!
    I loled.

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  16. William GreerFebruary 15, 2020 at 3:59 AM

    and your a loud mouth little anon who laterally hold no winning hand in this game between e and you the only card you have going for you is your anonymous lose that and you lose

    Which anonymous am I? William doesn't even know!

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    1. Be also doesn't know how to use word contractions, or even basic grammar. He should eat a wadcutter.

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    2. Do you think he was trying to say "literally", or is he making illegal passes here?

      He's such a clueless third world shitter.

      Delete
  17. Never ever start a fight with a large group of anonymous, consequences will never be the same.

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  18. William GreerDecember 31, 2019 at 7:07 AM

    the load time is REAL!!! is it taking anyone else long time to load and to submit comments???

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    1. He is quite the clueless shitter. He thinks that his "ddos attack" was slowing down the site for everyone else.

      I wonder how long until that uneducated redneck quits, like shardani.

      No sympathy.

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  19. Never forget shitter greer!

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  20. There once was a Nastywillie from Nantucket
    He cried "SOUUIIEEE! FAT LILLIE! I'll fukit!"
    But his cousin was so uuuuuughe!
    His little willie couldn't make her sploooge!
    She said "it feels like he's pushing rope in a bucket!"

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  21. In EVE there was a miner named greer.
    After being ganked he shed many a'tear.
    He wanted to kick his own butt.
    For not keeping his sperg hole shut.
    He cries "now they'll make fun of me all year!"

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