Friday, February 14, 2020

Todaki Victory


Many moons ago, Aeroplanus USSR lost an unlicensed Hulk while mining in Todaki, a Caldari rookie system. Did the miner learn anything from this experience?


...If he did, he learned the wrong lessons. Fast-forward to 2020: Aeroplanus was back in Todaki, this time mining in an Orca.


Agent Ernst Steinitz had taken part in the Aeroplanus gank back in 2018. Ersnt reunited with his old pal in the Todaki system. He, too, had access to bigger ships than the last time they'd met; Ernst had a fleet with Taloses instead of Catalysts. And in case you want a closer view of that Orca explosion...


...Here you go.


It was wrong of Aeroplanus to take ore from a rookie system. He didn't even have a permit to his name! So he was punished, just as he had been years before.


Incredibly, the miner was so greedy and decadent that he used Harvester Mining Drones. Upon defeating Aeroplanus in battle, our Agents scooped 2.5 billion isk worth of them. At any rate, the threat of Aeroplanus was gone, and the actual rookies in Todaki could engage in mining. Did the newbies thank our Agents, though?


...No. They were ungrateful.


A bot-aspirant is a bot-aspirant, no matter how young or old he is. That's why so many miners identify with their fellow carebears--even criminal carebears who harm them by violating the Code.


In spite of it all, our Agents are Agents of compassion. Ernst contacted Aeroplanus to see if the miner had learned anything from this gank that he'd missed the last time.


Fortunately, losing billions of isk helped to open the miner's bleary eyes. He purchased a mining permit without complaint.


Aeroplanus earned a second chance at life in EVE. Agent Ernst hoped that the miner would use it wisely.


Eventually, our Agent spotted the miner again: Aeroplanus was back in Todaki with another Orca. But this time, at least, he knew not to use Harvester Mining Drones. Progress!

92 comments:

  1. bot-aspirancy knows no age limits. From the "new player" to the "retired vetran" pedogreer, bot-aspirants will be something they bring into the game, not something that starts in EVE, or is a result of time spent in game.

    I wonder if it has something to do with being exposed to some sort of Faraday cage effect from spending thier sad lives in metal clad trailer homes.

    Either that or pearl river genetics....

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    1. it must be in the water you know like in flint Michigan

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    2. If by "the water" he means his parents were siblings, then yea, that's the ticket.

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    3. willie greer was a trailer park troll
      That desperately wanted to be dr├┤le
      But his anger would rise
      When anons laughed at his cries
      And only sperg would come out his mouth hole

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    4. Well, the retard wanted "something new" so....

      Pretty sure he's begging for it.

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  2. Notice how that highsec shitter assumed that the Agents were ganking new players?

    Making assumptions like that is a sure sigh of low I.Q., the retards were mouthing off in local before even checking the character age.

    Plus, "griefing" does not apply to highsec enforcement. Every time a highsec shitter opens his mouth, he looks even more retarded.

    Way to go, maria blitz, now you sound like pedogreer.

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    1. Lolol triggered!!!!!! ^^^^^^ i keep forgetting to be me

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    2. gee your one to talk about Assumptions I mean you been pulling lame assumptions out your word hole since day one

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    3. You begged for it williepedo. Now you cry like the bitch you are because we delivered.

      You should get an education, or maybe look into voluntary euthanasia. Either way would be an improvement.

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    4. you know someone screeming for others to kill themselves is a cry for help do you need help?

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  3. "William GreerFebruary 12, 2020 at 9:24 PM

    I mean let's have some fact's here. Firstly so far you've proven that your a fallower of other people's ideology and way. secondly you've been using the same stuff over and over without thought just stuck on repetition which shows not only me but everyone else your lack of originality and lack of thought and imagination. face it some people are born to follow"






    Hahaha apparently I'm too ignorant to see the hypocrisy of crying about someone copypasta-ing my own tears back at me, after all the mindless copypasta I tried spamming earlier comments with.

    Literally too stupid to breed. I should sign up for voluntary euthanasia

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    1. Hey greer, how much 'originality, thought, or imagination' did it take for you to spam all your tears over the last few months?

      You only look more ignorant when you try to think. Silly cracker, you don't have the mental capacity to see how outclassed you really are, by literally every anon that posts.

      Hypocrite

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    2. Well said. I was willing to forgive a one time lapse, but Greer's credibility went out the window when he starting spamming out of spite for the second time 'round.

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  4. talkin about pedogreerFebruary 14, 2020 at 8:30 PM

    The real reason he got kicked out of the military ("retired") is because he was caught molesting some kids at a halfway house type shelter that the base was running in town for the locals.
    It's fact, if you know where to look you can confirm for yourself

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  5. willie the pedo greer
    Quite angry because he was a closeted queer
    Went to MB looking for trouble
    Found an anon that gave him double
    Now all you see are his tears

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  6. William R coonass greer
    From his trailer in pearl river he leered
    He picked a !fite! with wits lacking
    Got pounded and sent packing
    Now cries "triggered! Lol! triggered! Oh Dear!"

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  7. willie the pedo was back!
    To continue his "DDOS ATTACK"
    Too bad for poor retarded willie
    Copypasta from a single client is just silly
    And he never did learn how to hack

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  8. There once was a willie from Nantucket....

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    1. He cried "SOUUIIEEE! LIILLLIIIEE! I'll fukit!"

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    2. But his cousin was uuuuuughe!

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    3. And such a little willie couldn't make her sploooge!

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    4. She said "it's like pushing rope in a bucket!"

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  9. There once was a pedo from Pearl River.
    His name, William R Greer, made all the kids shiver.
    But the kids were very smart.
    they ran quite fast from the start.
    So Willie decided to make his cousin/wife Lillie Lowrent quiver.

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    1. I threw up a little bit at the end

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  10. who owns who now? oh that's right I own your ass. keep posting your dribble there anonie like the little simpleton you are XD

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    1. What do you own? You don't even own your own crackerbox.

      And you can't seem to stay away from here.

      "There once was a pedo from Pearl River" ahahahahah and look how mad that pedo is.

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    2. William GreerFebruary 1, 2020 at 2:12 PM

      hummm maybe I should actually go get the law involved. I mean you've been actively committing Cyberbullying and Cyber Threats and even if I stopped coming to the website and stopped acknowledging your post you would still keep posting and posting and posting long after I stopped looking



      When he quits like shardani, we'll continue roasting his subhuman ass until the servers shut down. He begged for it

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    3. "William GreerAugust 25, 2019 at 2:21 PM

      no not a space lawyer just someone who happens to have knowledge of how things are legally and properly done. and taking it beyond the Game and into real life committing "Cyber bullying/ harassment as well as if this affect's my streaming will make this a legal matter. you must clearly be a millennial and don't seem to be well informed. the Request stands. Remove it or be faced with Actual Legal actions"




      Lol how does that make you feel now, William R Greer, convicted pedophile from the twin oaks trailer park in pearl river?

      Where are the lawsuits? You do know that your sperg will never be removed from this site, right? Long after you are dead and gone, your lack of self control will be enshrined here for the world to witness

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    4. "William GreerAugust 25, 2019 at 12:46 PM

      please let's twist more of the story XD I cant wait to see what you post up next oh wait that will require a legal form called a release of information form. oh and apparently you don't know what "deformation of Character mean's so I'll look it up for you.

      Defamation is a false statement someone makes about you, which they publish as a statement of fact, and which harms your personal and/or professional reputation so you now have 2 options. 1 Remove this slander and false information or 2. get ready to face a law suit. your choice"

      Still waiting for the google police. Still not 200. Still not denying he's a pedo.

      What a loser. If he were to make like shardani today, the human race could achieve singularity tomorrow.

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    5. Actually I did deny that I was a pedo the only good pedo is a skinned and hung on display pedo. but hey your too busy postingthe same worn out stuff.

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    6. Pedophile greer is a pedophile.

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    7. Yea, who does own who, pedogreer?

      Seems you Can't Not post replies to the anons. Do you even have a grade school education? Where did you go to school willie?

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    8. Where did he deny being a convicted pedo? I bet he's lying again. He probably LIKES being a child molester. Pervert

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  11. Nope, no sympathy. William Greer is begging for it.

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    1. William Greer was compelled to post. It's eating him up.

      Anons own his crackerass

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    2. anon uses cracker like a racist

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    3. You should know, williethepedoracist

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  12. Lol look how mad willie got!

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    1. what are you talking about I come check this from time to time when i'm taking breaks from doing my own thing.

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    2. When I want to see him rage and cry and post uneducated tears, I just point out his very real conviction for child molestation and serial rape, and how stupid he really is.

      'Ping ping ping' goes his notifications (because he's too stuoid to quit this site) and then he's here crying and trying to defend against our much deserved ridicule of his faulty genetics.

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    3. He "comes by to check" because we MAKE him visit. He can't NOT stop by to see what truths we've posted about him, daily.

      We OWN that retarded cracker. When he stops by, it's because he feels compelled to, because we arranged it.

      Why else would his kind be here? He's afraid we will tell the truth about him and he won't be able to cry about it if he doesn't visit regularly.


      The bigger the sperglord, the longer we can make him post spergy tears.

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  13. Still in Todaki? This miner is cruisin' for another bruisin'.

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  14. William R Greer from Twin Oaks Mobile Manors in Pearl River Louisiana is a convicted pedophile. If you know where to look, all the info is out there.

    That's the reason he can't get this site shut down, none of what's said about him here is false or slanderous. The google police looked him up and saw the truth about his pedophilia.
    Google pd said his search history is illegal in all 50 states.

    He's less than the shit you scrape off your shoes after riding public transportation.

    Look how mad he is.

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    1. and your a loud mouth little anon who laterally hold no winning hand in this game between e and you the only card you have going for you is your anonymous lose that and you lose until then this is going to be one long drawn out Draw.

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    2. U wot? Willie the convicted pedo must be mad, look how he cries! Lul

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    3. "you're a" not "your a", you ignorant, uneducated pedophile.

      Learn to English, you useless shitter. Or make like shardani, and stick a roscoe in your mouth. No one will care.

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    4. "long drawn out Draw"? for shittergreer maybe, but I can do this a few minutes a day until he quits, no worries. I'm sure all the anons are having as much fun as I am.

      He is owned by the anons, simply because he's too deficient to see the futility of fighting a mob of anons.

      He's literally too stupid to make it on his own without some kind of welfare.

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  15. No sympathy! When he finally makes like shardani and quits, no one will care.

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  16. William GreerJanuary 5, 2020 at 11:05 PM

    you guys finally gave me enough to comaplain to google and blogger WOOO great job! i'm proud of you! you hung yourself

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    1. This is probably the best one yet, he's gonna coma-plain to google that we gave him enough.

      Literally too stupid to be left unsupervised. A drain on the human condition.

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  17. Minergreer's best chance of having a positive impact on the human race would be to have himself, and any of his inbred spawn, spayed and/or neutered asap. Or he could quit, like that other tactical retard

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    1. yeah and your a gold star winner of the human race right? ROFLMFAO

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    2. That's a greasy miner for sure, and dumb. Was he trying to use the reverse psychology version of "I know you are but what am I"?

      No sympathy for lying shitbags that brag about non-existent military valor. If he wanted to be a real hero he would do the world a favor and shardani himself and his kids before they can pass on more bad genetics.

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  18. Never forget shargoddammeddani!

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  19. Delete the weak!

    And pedogreer

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    1. just remove all the warning labels off of everything and let nature do the rest. I mean hell it wouldn't take you long

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    2. Lol look how mad pedogreer is!

      No sympathy.

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    3. Delete the weak pedogreer

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  20. William GreerFebruary 12, 2020 at 8:15 PM

    you do know that cyber threat is an actual term? Yes?

    Cyber Threat

    Abbreviation(s) and Synonym(s):
    threat
    Definition(s):
    An event or condition that has the potential for causing asset loss and the undesirable consequences or impact from such loss. Note: The specific causes of asset loss, and for which the consequences of asset loss are assessed, can arise from a variety of conditions and events related to adversity, typically referred to as disruptions, hazards, or threats. Regardless of the specific term used, the basis of asset loss constitutes all forms of intentional, unintentional, accidental, incidental, misuse, abuse, error, weakness, defect, fault, and/or failure events and associated conditions.
    Source(s): I pulled it out my huge gaping asshole, it was easy to find, i just popped my head even further up there and flicked a bic. Too easy.

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  21. oh man I got your anonymous ass all wound up like a toy.

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    1. Why you so mad, pedogreer?

      How does that make you feel?

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    2. Miner, you are the one who spent new years eve/day shadowboxing in the comments section.

      Do you think anybody believes your reverse psychology attempt?

      You are mad and come here daily to cry. You in my opinion are deluded.

      Miners are worse than junkies.

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    3. His desperation makes me laugh. It's totally self-imposed, so he deserves all the shit he receives.

      Whoever ganked him the first time and exposed him for the shitter he really is, deserves and award.

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  22. hey anon give me a call some time XD

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    1. No thanks, I don't want to be associated with a child molesting serial rapist. You're not my type ;)

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    2. Just remember, willie asked for people to call him. So when people do dial up 985-664-7295 (a number he made public in the past) and tell him to shardani, he only has himself to hold accountable.

      Hell, even the google police thinks he deserves it.

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    3. What u crying about bitchwillie? You were crying about anons not having new content, and now you cry about the new content?

      Have you ever considered euthanasia?

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    4. go ahead call that number and tell me to kill myself

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  23. ^^ This is why I will have no sympathy, none. When Willie starts crying about some totally unfair unprovoked unreasonable uncool even ILLEGAL thing that just happened, I'm just going to shake my head and say, "No sympathy."

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    1. Nothing unprovoked or illegal here friend. Just the truth about that pedophile, William R Greer from Pearl River. The truth he's been begging for.

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    2. I wonder if William Greer is related to 'Pistol' Pete Greer, the notorious serial rapist who lives on the other side of the highway from the trailer park?

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    3. One and the same. He's a real sicko shitter. The world would be a better place if all the williepedo's would self-gank. IRL.

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  24. That pedo greer sure spends a lot of time crying here, and trying to convince everyone he's not mad.

    He's a shitstain. He should do everyone a favor and quit, like shardani.

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  25. Lol look how mad that retarded shitsucker greer is. Trailer trash welfare queen can't afford a real house. Would rather live in sin, filth, and poverty with his cousin/wife souuuiiiee lowrent.

    He claims he's triggered the anons, as he responds with his own tears.

    I'm going to make that subhuman cracker post ragey tears until he quits.

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  26. I think the limericks made william greer even madder!
    I loled.

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  27. William GreerFebruary 15, 2020 at 3:59 AM

    and your a loud mouth little anon who laterally hold no winning hand in this game between e and you the only card you have going for you is your anonymous lose that and you lose

    Which anonymous am I? William doesn't even know!

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    1. Be also doesn't know how to use word contractions, or even basic grammar. He should eat a wadcutter.

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    2. Do you think he was trying to say "literally", or is he making illegal passes here?

      He's such a clueless third world shitter.

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  28. Never ever start a fight with a large group of anonymous, consequences will never be the same.

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  29. William GreerDecember 31, 2019 at 7:07 AM

    the load time is REAL!!! is it taking anyone else long time to load and to submit comments???

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    1. He is quite the clueless shitter. He thinks that his "ddos attack" was slowing down the site for everyone else.

      I wonder how long until that uneducated redneck quits, like shardani.

      No sympathy.

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  30. Awesome posts! I can't wait until the next installment! James is not only an excellent satirist, he also has the ability to make RL shitters expose themselves for what they really are, just by telling a good tale.

    And when I'm finished laughing at the featured bot-aspirants there's the comments section to peruse. It's always full of more shitter tears! Looking at you, pedoGreer.

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  31. Somebody once told him the world was gonna roll him.
    He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.


    But hey, he chose to be a pedo, he has no one to blame but himself.

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  32. Never forget shitter greer!

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  33. There once was a Nastywillie from Nantucket
    He cried "SOUUIIEEE! FAT LILLIE! I'll fukit!"
    But his cousin was so uuuuuughe!
    His little willie couldn't make her sploooge!
    She said "it feels like he's pushing rope in a bucket!"

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  34. In EVE there was a miner named greer.
    After being ganked he shed many a'tear.
    He wanted to kick his own butt.
    For not keeping his sperg hole shut.
    He cries "now they'll make fun of me all year!"

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