Given my stature in the EVE community, it's only natural to expect that I would have an awesome bio. Indeed I did, but not at present:
I am currently bioless. This may have led some to wonder what was going on. No doubt there will be a certain amount of speculation inspired by the absence of my bio. I can only provide two pieces of information at this time. First of all, I can assure you that the New Order of Highsec is in perfect working order. Second, I can tell you that I was not the person responsible for the deletion of my precious bio--it was done by CCP.
Two days ago, I received an EVEmail from GM The Doctor informing me that he had deleted my bio, for reasons which are not totally clear. I thought this was kind of a weird thing for him to do, so I immediately responded by filing a petition. I haven't gotten a reply yet. Presumably this matter is absorbing the best and brightest minds that CCP has to offer.
If this development causes you any anxiety, please don't worry. I'm confident that there will be a satisfactory resolution to all of this. In the meantime, go about your business. Go shopping. Gank and bump miners throughout highsec. Live your lives the way they were meant to be lived. The New Order is the greatest power in highsec, and we will always prevail.