Saturday, July 13, 2013

The Lost Legion, Part 1

One thing I've noticed since the New Order-inspired removal of infinite ice: Ice miners are much more antsy when they get bumped. I suppose mining a limited resource isn't as relaxing as mining never-ending ice AFK.


While strolling through an ice anomaly, I came across an Orca pilot named Aliosis II. He was accompanied by a handful of miners, none of whom owned permits to mine in my territory.


I did a routine bot check on one of the miners. Aliosis spoke up. I'll be honest, I don't like it when Orca pilots speak on behalf of their miners, even if they're all alts.


I prefer to do my job in a leisurely manner. I set my own pace; it's one of the benefits of being my own boss. But Aliosis began to exhibit signs of that antsiness I mentioned earlier.


After removing one of his alts from mining range, I resumed my interview with him. Like a negotiation, it's best to do these things from a position of strength.


Barely a minute after first contact, Aliosis's saber was rattling like an old engine. I yawned, expecting another idle threat.


To my great surprise, he spent the 50 million isk needed to make good on his threats. The impudence!


I noticed something strange, however: Aliosis wasn't even a member of the corp that wardecced me.


My investigation revealed that Aliosis II was a member of Black Legion. alliance. Led by Elo Knight, Black Legion is a powerful nullsec entity known for its elite PvP. Early in the CFC's war against TEST, BL proved such a nuisance that CFC was compelled to buy them off. Now the Goons pay BL to fight TEST. So what were they doing in a highsec ice anomaly?


I demanded an explanation. We've all been told by the carebears that it's safer to mine in nullsec than highsec. If that's true, then a BL miner had no business here. Was BL planning an invasion of New Order space?


Aliosis continued to behave suspiciously. He insisted that it made perfect sense for a member of a nullsec alliance to mine ice in highsec.


For once, a miner actually did have "powerful friends in nullsec". He expressed total confidence in his ability to destroy my Invincible Stabber. Was this only the first wave of a vast invasion force? Were the New Order's days numbered?

To be continued...

84 comments:

  1. I am going to use psychic powers to predict what James did. He instantly closed his corporation and reset it so as to hide like a coward in a NPC corporation.

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    1. "I am going to use psychic powers to predict what James did. He instantly closed his corporation and reset it so as to hide like a coward in a NPC corporation."

      It's a game mechanic requested by carebears and granted by CCP; funny how carebears like you forgot this. As for James to be the most epic troll in a troll game it's not an easy feat but i am not sure you can understand this.

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    2. I didn't ask for it, thats for sure Kazacy.

      So what if James can hide though? Alot of you shareholders are in deep shit given that all the Black Legion has to do is look your characters up using the shareholder list and they have a list of people and corps to blow the crap out of.

      *Gets popcorn and waits patiently for the inevitable clusterfuck to hit*

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    3. Over a year ago i stopped to play eve, so i am fine, but the most important thing if you have a two (preferably more) braincells no one in hisec/lowsec/nullsec/wh cannot touch you including war, ganking, scamming and so on. Because of the countless carebears petitions eve at the moment it's way too safe and this was the last straw for me.

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    4. Really? My mains corp anything BUT safe. We got two corporations, including a mercenary griefer alliance attacking our high sec assets and another corp smartbombing our industrial assets in wormhole space.

      Safe, my ass. Spend a few days in wormhole sec and see how safe you are then. Or go down to the null sec area's bordering amarr space. Last I checked Goonswarm and United Pod Services have a habit of annihilating anyone stupid enough to come within 5 jumps of them.

      Your 'I left EVE cause its too safe' comment....well, I'm gonna call bullshit on that. Just admit you're shit at eve.

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    5. Mercenary griefing alliance .......... lol. There is no such thing as a griefer especially in eve; only stupid people who take the game too "serious". As for the null have you ever tried to afk cloak in a nullbear system? You will have alotta of fun believe me.

      And in the end i was a big noob in eve and i am first to admit this but oh boy i have alot of fun at the expanse of people like you :D

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    6. I am just repeating what the alliance call themselves. THEY'RE the ones who call themselves griefers...hell, my corp CEO conciders us wardec griefers and mercs too.

      And I do know what you mean. One of my small jobs in my corp is to collect on kill rights which involves sitting in cloak and giving KR ship pilots a heart attack.

      As for doing that in Nullsec. I don't think so. At the moment, stealth bombers are pretty expensive to outfit.

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    7. "As for doing that in Nullsec. I don't think so. At the moment, stealth bombers are pretty expensive to outfit."

      Please define expensive because you won't need more then t2/best named. Also why to limit to stealth bombers? Use cloakie recons they are way better than sb; rapier for null and prober pilgrim for wh.

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    8. I'd fly recons or black ops if I could...Their skills are on my to-train list.

      which recon/black ops do you recommend?

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    9. My favourite was a prober pilgrim very good in wh/low to bust on the ppl who run misions/plexes. Rapier is very good as a scout/prober/tackler; in a good gang it's very useful. Black ops i never flyed. Also for the recon to be a prober you really need recon lvl5 :(

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    10. Stealth bombers are cheap as hell to fit. Also, is UPS even a thing anymore? Last I remember, that alliance closed quite some time ago.

      Either way, best cloakie camper is any of em with a covert cyno fit, and alts in a few BLOPS waiting a few jumps away. My preference is towards the Falcon.

      -EasyKill

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    11. Fuck high sec carebears, but seriously fuck James harder.

      Biggest faggot in eve imo. And as a goon I know plenty of faggots.

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    12. Anon 6:15. You're not a Goon, Bobbins. Get over it.

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  2. Probably if he doesnt ill pay him 500 million for every kill he gets on james 315

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    1. too late...spoke to the guy...James jumped ship into a NPC corp in the first minute.

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    2. Why sound so surprised just look at his employment history anytime somebody wardecs him he jumps ship and claims "VICTORY IS MINE!" When in truth he does nothing but hides behind others and concord.

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    3. I didn't say I was surprised. I am yet to see any recent James kills that didn't include CONCORD doing the maximum damage.

      The irony is that, when I pulled the same concord trick on an agent, they whined that I cheated. Its laughable how far these agents are stuck up James ass.

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  3. Breaking headlines: BLdot line member soundly defeated. When in high sec, you play by the Supreme Protector's rules. VICTORY!!!!!!

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    1. Breaking news: Supreme Protector cannot cut it in an actual fight. Has to resort to begging to CONCORD AI for protection. Becomes laughing stock

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    2. instantly dropping corporation when I wardeced him , convoed me , almost begging. yeah dude , you should be petitioned to CCP for a name change to "clown of highsec"

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    3. Nice to see you here, man. I agree...maybe we can petition it in the forums? Get CCP to include a clown had and red nose for him too?

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    4. Carlito you seem a little mad about this space-pixel game; chill down broski and enjoy the show.

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    5. Far from it. I'm used to seeing james run for the hills like the coward as soon as that wardec mail arrives and I am enjoying the show.

      What I'd be worried about if I was you is that the New orders made an enemy of the finest PVP alliance in eve...and I doubt he's gonna spare the shareholders that are listed here.

      I will definately enjoy the show.

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    6. Like i said before you are too serious; you cannot be coward or brave in a game.

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    7. I just say it like I see it, Kazacy. If he is brilliant at PVP, he should prove it otherwise if I don;t see it, it hasn't happened. Simple as that.

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    8. Read my words before: James it's a troll and in my opinion trolling it's the best form of pvp especially in eve. Simple as that.

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    9. look at carlito not getting irony :P

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    10. Really? I thought PVP meant he combatted other players, not running away from them.

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    11. "Really? I thought PVP meant he combatted other players, not running away from them."

      If i remember correctly PvP means Player(s) vs Player(s) and this is a multiplayer game. The best prize you can get in this is to annoy the other guy and trolling it's the best way to do this. Running away it's completely irrelevant because you get what you really want: tears or whatever you name it.

      Simple as that.

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    12. I spoke to Aliosis. He definately wasn't shedding tears, unless you count the ones from his laughter.

      You're a joke to him...at best a bug that needs squashing. You...James...the New order. You're just a inconvenience at best. You can no more slow his ground down then a snail can stop a 16 wheeler truck.

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    13. I really hate to repeat myself but.... ok

      Carlito you seem a little mad about this space-pixel game; chill down broski and enjoy the show.

      It's a game and is supposed to have fun in this game. Are you sure you still have fun?

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    14. Oh, I certainly do. Nothing like ambushing a couple of clueless war targets who think a ventures an easy kill with a torpedo boat fleet (on my main).

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    15. Good good. Can we have a link for this? Or you are too afraid to "reveal" you main :D
      After all the New Order it's just an inconvenience at best.

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    16. The New orders an inconvenience to a NULLSEC alliance. I bow and admit that you're the current top dogs in high sec.

      Note how my post referred to you being an inconvenience to Aliosis II. I also cannot access my account at this moment as I am on holiday and about 300 miles from the computer I use to play eve.

      I will be happy to send the kill right in a week though when I am settled bsck at my PC. I'll happily give you the alliance that lost the hurricane and prophecy though...Game of Tears.

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    17. I am not asking for a killright; just a link for a killboard with that epic battle :D
      Anyway 300 miles from your computer you have to admit it's just a lame excuse. Next time try get your facts straight or just admit you are another carebear afraid of New Order.

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    18. I have just said that next friday-saturday I will post the killboard into this blogs very forum, fresh from the eve client hopefully with a more populated killboard then when I left on holiday to cornwall.

      However I do have the internet one here (I forgot that we have a battleclinic killboard up and no, I'll let you guess who I am there)

      http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=20067279

      http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=20067281

      and for fun

      http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=corp&name=Miner+Intimidation

      Miner Intimidation. We wardec so you don't have to.

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    19. No offense but looking from the battleclinic reports you are just a bunch of carebears who at least you try to pvp in this game. Try harder guys, you are on the right track. But i cannot stress you enough again; it's just a game so chill down and have fun.

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    20. We're outnumbered 5 corps to 1 by Game of Tears alone, of course we're getting a bit mangled.

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  4. And just like that the New Order is dragged into a nullsec sov war!

    -Oink

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    1. Yup, Galaxy pig. Won't that be fun? You guys get the chance to prove that you can PVP with the big boys...wait, whats that, that I hear you all say? You only shoot defenseless n00bs and unarmed mining ships and not professional PVP'ers who have, in the past brought/are bringing both CFC and Test to their knees?


      Well, it looks like you're all shit outta luck then. It couldn't happen to a more deserving of people.

      PS: have the balls to post with your account linked, pig, so I can evemail and laugh at you.

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    2. There's only one Galaxy Farm.

      What's up ese?
      Don't you know I'm loco?


      -Galaxy Pig

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    3. Carebears and "not professional PVP'ers" are bringing down both Test and the CFC, man this is news... You sure do know a lot for a 10 day old char

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  5. I've read updates from CFC, TEST, and N3 the past few days and they are all about the isk. In isk terms, James is a master at PvP inficting much more isk damage on his opponents. In fact, he's undefeated. There's no use complaining about him dropping corp when you were the one dumb enough to use a broken mechanic to try to get some form of revenge.

    As for war, what you need to do is dec CODE. We are the ones who enforce the code when the bumpers are unable to get compliance through more gentle means. We won't drop corp and in fact will fight to the last ship. I can personally guarantee that we will not dock up or play station games. We are solely in it for the good fights.

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    1. deccing a bunch of -10s sounds pretty smart and useful

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    2. I'll say this only once, Lenda. I didn't want that stupid 'drop-corp' trick.(Hell I think it was added before I even began playing eve)

      In fact me and my entire corporation and everyone I have ever brought it up with also want that mechanic fixed post haste as it is nothing but a measley way for our war targets to escape and avoid having their corpses added to our vault.

      I doubt our CEO would want to go after CODE, espetially after you gave us such a juicy target in the form of Cutie Mark Crusaders Militant Coalition...on that note, its the only real reason i come here...all these wonderful corps that get mentioned in the blog make even better target practise.

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    3. So I guess the pilots you dec should check with you to see if you support the "drop-corp trick" before using it? Its a game mechanic that can be used. In this case its used to great comedic effect when corps do 0 recon on their enemies. Anyone who reads minerbumping knows exactly what is going to happen when they read someone dec'd James. Victory and tears for the New Order, every single time. Its hilarious.

      "deccing a bunch of -10s sounds pretty smart and useful"

      Its a fantastic idea. Look at our war history. All those corps can't possibly be bad at Eve. We love war.

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    4. Well, Miner Intimidation hates bot miners as much as you. We just like to wardec them instead of bump them. Its much more fun and even more likely to see them scatter like cockroaches when our scouts pop into local...or we just wait for the idiots to fly past our HQ and we ambush them...and you'd be surprised what those morons lose cause they don't pay attention.

      Hell, I just checked our corp killboard and some idiot lost a faction frigate cause he or she wasn't watching local.

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    5. Well, you guys did not believe it when I said that I would move things forward. There are other things in the works that you just have to wait to see what happens.

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    6. As one of the New Order members who ganks without alts, I just wanted to let Carlito know that your war with the Cutie Mark Corp hilariously transferred over to us.

      Botten dropped CMCMC and joined up with one of the Game 0f Tears members, and they decced us. I recognized Miner Intimidation when we were checking their war history and realized they must of hired them to try and fight you guys off.

      I think Botten doesn't realize how dumb it was to try and war dec a wormhole corp, especially considering G0T just hangs out in Amarr all day and probably wouldn't be up for going into a spooky wormhole. We ended up podding him and nailing a Brutix that came in to try and rescue him, and thereafter he was apparently kicked from the corp for incompetence.

      I do agree that wars are definitely more entertaining than bumping a good 95% of the time, but everyone has their thing I suppose.

      Fly safe friend!

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    7. have fun with them. They hid as soon as game of tears took the job. We never sqw one of them after that. The CEO in our corp told me its probably cause miner intimidation has tangled with GoT before.

      Carlito Udan

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  6. Lol, looks like even nullsec "elite PVPers" can be ignorant of game mechanics...another victory for James. Some fights are won with guns, others with brains. It's always a delight to see carebear's safety mechanics turned against them!

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  7. James got out of wardec within minutes, hes not a man not even close. If your going to annoy miners at least be man enough when you get wardec'd but I guess he can dish it but not take it!!. So your leader is worthless and should go crawl back from the rocks he came from!!

    So lesson for the day people, that's why James 315 is in Highsec. Grow a set james!

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    1. WTB (like) button

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    2. If you think a "real man" should let the door open for his enemies to go and kill him at their leisure, then you know nothing about war, let alone EVE... Why you two videogame real men don't suicide gank him? Too hard?

      Also...it's been one year, the point of the New Order is to show everyone how high sec is too safe by using carebear mechanics to be invincible, and you still can't see it.

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    3. You can dec James any time you like and he won't drop corp. Currin Trading is a James 315 alt and he is the CEO of New Order Logistics. Want to fight him, dec CODE.

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  8. haha BL what a bunch of no talent shitheels

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    2. sure thing there slappy. you fags ain't got shit

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    3. It's sad so much fail plays this video game, but ehh. L2SearchBFPost.

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    4. @ 4C3

      Decided to word it differently. BL does have talent, I don't know about the guy James is dealing with though, but for the rest of BL Doomcats and that recent revenant come to mind.

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  9. Wow, so much crying and it's only part 1!

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    1. there will be never part 2 , and fyi it was personal , nothing to do with BL

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  10. 7/6 19:41 Wardecced
    7/6 19:48 Jumped to Caldari Provisions (NPC)
    7/6 19:48 Closed his Corp
    7/6 19:49 Made new Corp and joined
    7/6 20:43 Jumped to Caldari Provisions
    7/6 20:43 Closed his new corp
    7/6 20:44 Made new Corp and joined again.


    JAMES 315 IS A COWARD
    FOR ALL HIS PREACHING HE IS MORE OF A CAREBEAR THAN ANY MINER
    FOR THOSE SAYING HE IS USING SAME MECHANICS CAREBEARS USE, YOUR SAVIOR IS WORSE
    HE IS A COWARD AND PUSSY
    COWARD
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    COWARD
    COWARD
    COWARD
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    1. hahahhahahahahahaha, absolutely delicious!

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    2. James 315, using game mechanics to show what is wrong with Eve for over 1 year now! The New Order is one of the best Eve teaching organizations there is. Maybe we should rename it to New Order University. Classes starting today!

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    3. You just don't get it, do you?

      Highsec pubbies and botters use dropping corp as their fav means of avoiding PvP.

      James 315 uses it against them when they get butthurt because they were bumped and try to wardec.

      Trust us ... we are all a bunch of -10 folks. We can be attacked on sight in highsec. No wardec needed. We would be ecstatic if miners were not allowed to drop corp during a wardec.

      We would run wild amongst them, taking heads all day, and never having to deal with CONCORD.

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    4. James is a coward.

      Your excuses are fail. If James is "supposed" to be the our saviour then he should back up his mouth and not act like those he is trying to save.

      All this proves is that James and probably most of the New Order hide behind the same mechanics that miners use all while crying about the mechanics the miners use.

      As for the -10 crap. I do not see James 315 at -10. His alt is, I believe, but this character is not. So, in my mind, he is just as bad as a carebear using game mechanics to hide from PvP.

      James 315 should be redpenned.

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    5. Trask, stop telling them about the -10 thing bro. I've gotten Whores In Space to dec us for 3 weeks in a row so far.

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    6. Game mechanics aside, as I'm sure at least some of you complaining also disagree/d with the drop corp method, James is showing that he can do it and that it pisses off all the carebears; which is great cause it works so well and what's even better is this mechanic exists ingame today because of said carebears (those who cried/continue crying). Since dropping a corp is no longer against the EULA, we all have to love it and nurture it regardless of how we feel towards it... and you can thank all the carebears/or those involved in having that changed.

      For the -10, kind of difficult to bump as a -10 criminal; you should try it. I bet if you were KOS by facpo and players, you would die to fire a lot. James is doing both to maximize content and gameplay, more power to him. You should try it.

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    7. James 315 = Coward made me laugh so much my dick got hard. I love it that these idiots can't detect the irony :P

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    8. I love how these idiots do not understand what irony is.

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    9. very easy to find out:
      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony?s=t

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    10. Oh, so your earlier post was just irony now?

      I'm glad you cleared that up, and admit that James 315's drop-and-reform-corp method of dealing with wardecs is intended to enrage carebears who do exactly the same when wardecced.

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  11. Gotta love the Jurassic Park quote at the end. I dunno if James 315 is a coward or not, and I don't really care; he's damn entertaining!

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  12. Looks like BL is about to learn what "elite PvP" really means.

    "Come, ye Children, Listen to Me. I will Teach You the Fear of the Lord"

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  13. http://i.imgur.com/7Uh2RpW.jpg

    ^^^ Do I need to say more ?! The picture speaks for itself !

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  14. That's "elite pvp" for you. I've had miners boldly tell me that they are from Whores in Space and will ruin our day for ganking them.

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  15. http://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?43061-The-War-Of-Northern-Agression-War-Between-The-Spergs/page12 Health warning reading kugu can damage your sanity but the BL guy is being trolled by everyone including other BL guys. thought you might like the link
    Dr Limbu.
    also LOL.
    PS the chances of BL war decing anyone from minerbumping=zero.
    chances of this guy being kicked from BL moderate.

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    1. Carlito certainly has a habit of writing too many words. Let us know if he gets kicked, it will make for an amusing blog post!

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    2. carlito isn't in a corp...and miner intimidations a pvp corp...so you automatically win

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  16. James is still in Vattuolen. Logged on for a few minutes at the weekend. Not enough for gank fleet to get a fix. :/

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  17. xxBLACK SKULLxx 929July 15, 2013 at 11:38 PM

    OMG This is turning out to be the best comment log of this year.
    *gets popcorn and kicks up feet and enjoys the show*

    Black
    929

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    1. I personally enjoyed the space lawyering of Carmaker from
      www.minerbumping.com/2013/07/smacktalk-corp-leaders-and-red-pen.html

      Fewer comments, but pure gold!

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