Wednesday, October 30, 2013

James 315 Sends His Regards, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Zazz Razzamatazz conducted routine Code enforcement in Halaima. Fellow Agents ganked a mouthy miner named Arnisador. When Zazz moved on to bump rebel Menja Long, she threatened him with a petition.

Meanwhile, Arnisador returned to the ice anomaly in a Deimos. He gave Zazz the carebear stare.
Zazz Razzamatazz > Oh no, yellowboxed!!!
Arnisador > more than you did pussy
Zazz Razzamatazz > And what are you accomplishing?
Arnisador > annoying your stupid ass
Zazz Razzamatazz > Not really, kind of like having a groupie following me around
Arnisador > sure....the PW groupie
Zazz Razzamatazz > Menja Long you'll need a permit to resume mining
Zazz was focused on his goal of bumping Menja. To his surprise, Arnisador accidentally bumped Menja with his Deimos.
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador thank you for bumping him for me
Arnisador > whats it like to be the slow kid in class zazz?
Arnisador > and this idiot is still bumping
Menja Long > I am making a ticket as we speak as isk spamming is a voliation or it would be an option when bringing up player info
Menja was determined to get Zazz and the rest of the New Order banned for "isk spamming". Because when people think of RMT, they think of the New Order, right?
Zazz Razzamatazz > Menja Long you can't escape with stolen ice
Arnisador > got other belts to mine....see ya fuck face
Zazz Razzamatazz > Pay 10mil for a permit
Menja Long > don't worry he will not have his account much longer
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador o/
Arnisador > as i said...stuff it your ass
Zazz Razzamatazz > I'm sure we'll run into each other again
Menja Long > he has wasted about 2 hours of my game time as it takes me time to come here just to deal with players who are cluseless
Eventually, Arnisador had to concede that yellowboxing Zazz with a Deimos wasn't very productive. Menja's mining was becoming less productive, too, since she was bumped out of range.
Menja Long > For those of you mining and fell as I do that what is being done at this moment falls within the non-harrestment rule please submit a ticket as I just did. If players allowed to keep doing this type of thing the game will not be playable
Zazz Razzamatazz > Menja Long it's not harrasment. I'm providing a valuable service
Zazz Razzamatazz > for a profit
Menja sounded the call for all rebels in system to join her petition against the New Order. Just like a space lawyer, Menja assumed that hers would be the first anti-Order petition to be granted.
Zazz Razzamatazz > Kill: Arnisador (Mackinaw) :)
Capt Bloodykirk > its like obama taking credit for Osama bin Ladin
Arnisador > ooooooh ... i killed a mackinaw... shit... you guy guys are retarded
Arnisador > shut the fuck up
Kasmire Long > he probilly was flying the Mack with an alt so he could be brave enough to kill it so to try and impress others!
Arnisador > as i said before PW ....fuck off!!!
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador as I said before, buy a permit!
To reinforce his claim to authority, Zazz waved the Arnisador killmail in local. Capt Bloodykirk objected that one Agent shouldn't take credit for another Agent's kills. But from the perspective of the New Order, all such kills are made in the name of the Code. To paraphrase the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Junior, justice anywhere is a help to justice everywhere.
kate Kafshaz > im going to put this as simple for you tards to understand......FUCK YOUR PERMITS
Zazz Razzamatazz > "Without rules, there is no such thing as freedom. By enforcing a system of just laws, I give the miners liberation from their own worst instincts. And through this process, the miners can be molded into better people,
Zazz Razzamatazz > the kind worthy of joining the new community of EVE. I'm no idealist to believe, firmly, in the integrity of the Code and the New Order of Highsec. It's no ideal to me: It is a living, working reality." James 315
kate Kafshaz > rules and laws are meant to be broken
Zazz Razzamatazz > I am off- obey the Code!o/
kate Kafshaz > fuck the code!
Satisfied that justice was done, Zazz took his leave and wished the miners well. But he decided to give a parting gift to Menja Long:

With bounties affixed to Menja's characters, she rebel was put on notice. Would she receive the notice gracefully?

Menja noticed the bounties and sent Zazz a curt EVEmail from her alt, Kasmire Long. The bounties were small, but they were enough to convince Menja that Zazz would ruin EVE for everyone.

Zazz was too busy helping Menja to be offended by her nonsense. To aid her in remembering to purchase a permit, he concluded his reply with a catchy little jingle: "Don't be an AFK hermit, read the Code and buy a permit!"

Hours later, Menja was still livid and let Zazz know it. But she also let him know about something she didn't intend to. The reference to "pulling down POS's" piqued Zazz's curiosity.

One locator agent later, Zazz set eyes on a tower of bot-aspirancy. When Zazz looked upon it, he knew in his heart what needed to be done.

To be continued...


  1. *reaches end of article*

    Aww, dis gon be good.

  2. This whole post is gold! Gold I tell you!

    - Guybertini

  3. 'tower of bot-aspirancy' vs code. Is there any doubt about the outcome?

  4. Zazz Razzamatazz > Kill: Arnisador (Mackinaw) :)
    Capt Bloodykirk > its like obama taking credit for Osama bin Ladin

    Lol, guess that makes us Seal Team Six then.

  5. I cant handle the suspense! When will you the post the exciting conclusion?

  6. All someone needs to do is add a further 190,351 bounty to Menja.

  7. James....HEY JAMES!! OVER HERE!

    Hey you should create an official "Order" chat room, where rebels and enforcers alike can come together and discuss all things "Code". That way we potentially experience it all in real time.

    Think about it, rebels can join and say "y u do dat?" after suffering enforcement and schooled on the code from the entire compliant community.

    Just a 10 million isk idea for ya, think about it

    (and if there already is said room, please inform)

    1. Yes there is a 'minerbumping' channel. It requires a password, but any true believer in the code will decipher it in an instant.

  8. I'm following you. Keeping collecting and I keep ganking afterwards killing your credibility. - Zeke

    1. Ganking helps the New Order, it doesn't harm it.

    2. link of your gank of a code compliant miner?

      Yeah, I thought not

  9. Well, I for one find this ganking of Code compliant miners deplorable and also up-state New York is beautiful this time of year!

    - Galaxy Pig

    1. "this ganking of Code compliant miners deplorable"

      No such ganks have been linked.

  10. What I felt this post needed, and as a special nod to oOReikaOo Michiko, was a soundclound recording. Unfortunately since this all took place in local and emails, none was available. A 2nd best solution would be a Taiwanese animated version. So I give you the Kasmire Long story:

  11. Grade-A tears and miner bingo at the same time. I can't wait for the next chapter!


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