Thursday, October 10, 2013

The Robotnik-Aspirant, Part 6

Previously, on MinerBumping... As the rebel miners of Kino raged against the New Order, Dr Robotnik-x began a crusade to convince everyone that all New Order Agents are actually my alts.


In a cringe-inducing breach of protocol, Robotnik invited me to a duel without first going through the proper channels.


Robotnik had a lot to learn, and most of it was in the Code. Everyone knows that one must past the Test of Wisdom, Test of Valour, or Test of Fortitude before they earn the right to duel me.


Not only did Robotnik refuse to accept the authority of the Code, he questioned its objectivity. He felt it would be unfair for a duel participant to set the rules. Paradoxically, he tried to set the rules himself.


As Robotnik viewed the contents of MinerBumping, and as he calculated the number of alts I must have, it boggled his mind. If all Agents are my alts, then I must have hundreds of accounts.


My support among the highsec community is wide and deep. Random local Hett agreed, and I was instantly at a 100% approval rating.


Robotnik retreated further from reality, finding comfort within his denialism. Fellow rebel William Ijonen joined him.


As time went on, Robotnik's anger grew. His hatred of me and my army of "alts" made him nostalgic for Hitler, who had no alts.


Incredibly, William questioned my honour. This was disappointing, because I have been very explicit in telling people that I have lots of honour.


Talking to William was like talking to a brick wall. Even so, he seemed surprisingly willing to speak with someone whom he believed was besieging Kino with an army of alts.


As more supporters of the New Order spoke up, Robotnik went dizzy with paranoia. I tried to help him, but he was drowning in denialism.


I am an optimist. Always have been. It's my firm belief that every man, woman, and child in highsec can be rescued by the New Order and its Code. The toughest nuts to crack are the nuts who refuse to acknowledge the existence of the Order. As the years go by, more and more Agents flock to the banner of the New Order and declare themselves Agents. Denialists will have a choice: Accept the truth, or embrace the mad vision of an EVE filled with nothing but alts.

35 comments:

  1. You're the one with the delusional code there jimmy boy, talking to you is more like talking to a brick that is way up the river...

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    1. How does a brick float up the river? More nonsensical miner speak. If you are referring to a brick that just so happens to be up the river, how is that any different than a brick right next to you? Unless you mean that you are standing still yelling up the river to another brick for some reason. In any of these cases, I just don't understand. Can you please elaborate?

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    2. And we hear from one that is denser than a brick...and up the same river...

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    3. So the delusional one is the one with the million-views blog, not the one coming on to the blog to whine about the blog?

      All hail the fail-rebellion!

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  2. Seriously, don't you have anything actually interesting to post that doesn't involve relentlessly trolling some kid over and over on a video game?

    This Robotnik stuff is stale, and so is the "victory" drivel that is less victory, and more player-shaming. If you have any intention of actually helping the game instead of using the Code as an excuse to be a self-righteous troll, why don't you try educating players in a way that doesn't just make them hate you and your "ideals"?

    Then again, you're never actually going to respond to this. I guess I'm just as pathetic for trying to lecture some random guy on the Internet about lecturing random people on the Internet.

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    1. Why don't you provide actual examples of "educating players in a way that doesn't just make them hate you" instead? It seems you're all talk.

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    2. Avris T:

      Your post is a mess. Reasons:

      1) You complain about James having nothing interesting to post, yet your response was itself highly uninteresting.
      2) You complain about James engaging in player shaming while attempting to shame James.
      3) You urge James to educate others while providing zero educational content in your own posting.

      Perhaps you should remove the plank from your eye before complaining about the speck in your neighbor's eye. Now, in the interest of providing constructive criticism, I did want to offer praise where deserved: your diagnosis that you are pathetic for lecturing some random guy on the internet is correct.

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    3. I don't deny that I am a hypocrite and not really helpful, but I don't claim to be the "Saviour of Highsec", either. If James himself can't even adhere to higher standards than rabble like myself, then I don't see Highsec being cured any time soon.

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    4. High Sec is a lot better than before since the arrival of James, as a lot more player-driven content is happening in it; and player-driven content is the bread and butter of EVE. So James is succeding in what he is trying to do (bringing the sandbox nature of EVE to that deformed quasi theme-park mess High Sec is).

      Also what James is doing is the best possible way of teaching players about the sandbox: making them taste it. No word works better than action. When players find the sandbox abusive, it's their fault's, not James'. Many players respond to the New Order by happily buying permits and increasing profits, finally enjoying a once dead local chat, or becoming Agents themeselves. If someone reacts to legit gameplay by rage and discomfort, they are taking the game the wrong way and/or they are not suited for the kind of game EVE is, and no one must be blamed for it but themselves.

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    5. That is because you are not the Saviour of Highsec. James 315 is. It is good that you know your place. Thanks to so many like yourself who find this website boring and hate the New Order, yet you still return to read every article and comment (and reply to comments), Minerbumping.com is getting amazing traffic numbers for a niche within a niche game.

      Just to give you an idea, the monthly traffic for this site exceeds the search volume for the following terms collectively:

      best bacon recipes
      how to remove a tampon
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      how to bot
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      traffic cone porn
      test alliance
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      eve porn

      If that doesn't say something, I don't know what does. Thanks for helping to make this site a wild success!

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    6. Stating the ObviousOctober 11, 2013 at 5:03 AM

      "If James himself can't even adhere to higher standards than rabble like myself, then I don't see Highsec being cured any time soon."

      Luckily for all of us, he can and does adhere to higher standards than rabble like yourself.

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    7. The amount of cocksucking here is turning me on.

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    8. Avris T, you wish to hold James to a higher standard while shirking any responsibility on your part to be better.

      You must be the change you wish to see in the world. It's not too late to start now.

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    9. Pimpin' and Smackin'October 11, 2013 at 11:06 PM

      "The amount of cocksucking here is turning me on."

      Avris, that's a female name, right? Looks like someone's going for an extra-special permit.

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    10. Just to give you an idea, the monthly traffic for this site exceeds the search volume for the following terms collectively:

      [...]
      test alliance

      I laughed so hard.

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  3. "His hatred of me and my army of "alts" made him nostalgic for Hitler, who had no alts."
    My sides!

    Also, Avris T.-
    What type of content do you expect from a site called "Minerbumping"?
    Gardening tips?

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    1. Everyone knows that James 315 only has 1 account. He does have 2 alts though. And with the awesome powers that he has, I can see how some could think of that as an army. I still wonder though... Has anyone actually seen James 315, The Mittani, or Erotica 1 actually online at the same time?

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  4. "Every house I'm in is a fun house." -- James 315

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  5. AWWW.... BOB SAGAT!!!

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  6. We all know that James has one account. Every account, even the one that belongs to the Saviour himself, has only three slots. The first slot is occupied by Currin Trading. The second one hosts James 315. But what about the third one? Does anyone know the identity of the mythical Third Alt?

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    1. I suspect the thurd slut is rezerved for all of these stories we read about. He makes up fake miners who make no cents so he can make content for site. Then he biomass careactor and make new fake miner for next storey.

      James is fonie. he make stuff up. I have red every articel on hole site. It is all shit. I keep reeding new articels every days and it all same.

      Fuck james and his new order. He has no onner and will never meat me in lowseck. I try to mine on all my accownts and he just is make extortion with me because he is littel boy. He needs to leve me alone and go do something someware else and make his isk threw hard work like me not scaming people. I work long days and come home to RELAX/. It is not fare that I cvant watch movie and play game. I wont pay this kid even 1 isk who cheats game with rules and make game no fun. This is high sec and shooting me is illegel. If there were not me and other minors, he wood have no ship to fly. he is moron like HITLER AND NEEDS TO BE STOOPED.

      LET US ALL FIGHT AGAINST HAMES 315/ IF WE STAND UP AND SAY NO HE WILL HAVE NO POWER.

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    2. If that was true, no more than one fake miner at a time would be an active character. But that is not how it is, so your theory is wrong.

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    3. lize POST WITH YOUR REAL CHARACTER NAME SO I CAN BRING MY FRIENDS AND DUAL YOU.

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  7. http://www.collinsdictionary.com/ You should really check that site out :)

    -Ophidia

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    1. word of day not even reel word. stop trolling us new order trash

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    2. says the troll with purposeful misspellings....

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  8. James, this story of alts led me somehow to a quest for learning about your EVE history. I read for hours about your Currin Trading story, starting from the re-posted story on TMC through all the original EVE-O posts where you single-handely fought against the whole forums to prove that Cally was a scammer.

    It's been a wonderful travel back in time. Your story is amazing. The accuracy of your predictions is uncanny and your writing style is charming. I read your works for a few hours with nothing but pleasure. Therefore I wanted to express my admiration and thank you for all the words you write for us. You're a true inspiration and a certified rock star!

    -A future EVE player and New Order supporter-

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    1. :)
      well said.

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    2. Yet another subscriber brought to EvE by James and the Order. Looking forward to meeting you in space :)

      At this point the NO should be gifted a couple CCP shares.

      I'm not delusional.

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  9. This whole thing is just scam. The only purpose of this is to extract ISK from clueless players.

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    1. They'd be charging a lot more than 10M ISK a year if it was about the money.

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    2. less money = easier to extract = more players pay = more money

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    3. Lol you really think that 10 million is a realistic amount to claim that this is a scam? It's not even as easy to extract as you claim...and it's rediculously low, for a carebear even 100 million ISK is nothing. The Order is getting the real money from the donations from people who support the Code and are enetertained by the blog.

      The reason for the very low 10 million for the permit is to show how low can a carebear get just not to pay such a ridicolously meaningless amount, and how greedy and sandbox-averse they can get.

      The New Order is done to have fun and to accomplish what has never been accomplished. The money is used to reimburse Catalysts used for ganks as many agents can certify. Even when he scammed as Currin Trading, James didn;t do it for the meaningless space money but to try to achieve the biggest heist in EVE's history.

      If you can't see all that I don't know what to say to you...maybe you think that EVE is about piling ISK, but people who play it for what it really is do it to have fun and to accomplish goals.

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  10. i applaud to the code. but the the inforcement is lacking. Still i see people with the code afk mining

    u call this bot-aspirant ... why do you not check up on ur permit holders, are you so happy to beleive they bought a permit that they believe?

    Even on ur own forum there is a person Claiming he has a fleet of miners its against ur own rules but because he "bribed" shareholders he's allowed to do this?

    Im feeling that the honour is dripping out of the code due to bad players trying to inforce the code... perhaps it is time for a cleansing in ur ranks james315 - Hail the Bringer is justice (saviour is a title beyond) u already saved it now inforce it !

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    1. E1 on her droid razorOctober 12, 2013 at 12:12 AM

      A knight overseeing a village of peasant miners seems just to me. With close supervision, it can be assured that such miners operate fully within the Code. You seem to think that James 315 is against extracting resources to build catalysts to enforce the Code. Your words are contradictory kind sir.

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