Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Nothin' But 315's

One advantage of being an Agent of the New Order: Everyone knows exactly what you stand for. It's like having a bunch of well-earned medals pinned to your chest.


In the midst of his typical carebearisms, Posse Comatatus uttered an interesting phrase. He called Agent Lenda Shinhwa "an anal James 315". What's this? Is a "James 315" a thing?


Posse didn't know it, but he gave the Nakugard system the highest possible praise when he looked around and said "Nothin['] in here but 315's".


Nakugard had one less non-315 in system after Lenda and Agent Neobdragon put icesea xu to death. Think icesea's fit was bad? He would disagree. In his eyes, it was a fit so nice he lost it twice. The exact same setup was ganked just a couple weeks earlier.


To the carebear, if someone kills your terribly fit ship, you get another, and lose it. You'll continue to lose your Gistii A-Type Small Shield Boosters as long as there is a 315 in highsec.


The Posse's of the world may huddle together in masses, awash in their own ignorance. But even they know the difference between one of their own, and a 315. There's no middle ground in highsec, only good and evil. How can you tell which is which? Well, good is more powerful than evil. The carebears can change their ways, and join us. By contrast, when was the last time you saw a suicide ganker become a carebear? More proof that we're the good guys.

10 comments:

  1. There is more of that arrogant spin....too funny....

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    1. It's not arrogance if you have the guts to back up what you say 100% all the time. That's what the New Order does every day, but carebears can't understand it because they've never fought for anything in their lives.

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    2. "A rose by any other name is still a rose", and your still putting arrogant spin on this stuff...

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    3. "It ain't braggin' if you can back it up" -Dizzy Dean

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    4. ""A rose by any other name is still a rose"
      isn't actually how the quote goes;
      which historical error only shows
      that you don't know what everyone else knows.

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    5. Confidence != arrogance. Seems a lot of pussies tend to think it does, though.

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  2. I hereby endorse the substitution of the word 'Agent' with 315 from this point forward.

    315 Mothersammy reporting for duty.

    - Sammy

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  3. When will these people learn that you are supposed to stick a MEDIUM tank mod on a barge? It is a CRUISER-sized hull, as in Medium. Not Small.

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    1. CAPS LOCK REALLY IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOLOctober 4, 2013 at 6:12 AM

      Regardless of your RANDOM use of CAPS, barges have frigate sized powergrid. Tank mods TAKE powergrid, not HULL size. You're thinking OF rigs.

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  4. "I could care less" That only excludes the possibility of him not caring at all. He could care very little or very much, just not not at all.

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