Friday, August 1, 2014

Let the AdVENTURE Begin!

I hope your guns are ready. Agent Anal Canal's Venture-Killing Contest for the month of August has gotten a lot of buzz in the EVE community. In addition to Anal Canal's PLEX prize, others, including Agents Capt Starfox and loyalanon, and the esteemed leader of The Marmite Collective, Tora Bushido, are throwing prizes into the mix.


Kudos to Anal Canal for having the creativity to come up with this newbie-friendly contest. Ventures take much less firepower to gank than other mining ships, so it's ideal for EVE players new to the game or new to ganking. It is often said that the New Order is one of the best organizations in EVE for new players, and this is further evidence.


Of course, there's more than one way to get a PLEX out of this contest...


You never know what a Venture might be carrying.

Good luck to all participants!

93 comments:

  1. ............srsly?!? WHY DOES THIS TYPE OF STUFF NEVER HAPPEN TO ME?

    *runs into a corner and cries T.T* Want PLEX too~~~

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  2. The code always wins!

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  3. Frankly, I'm not aware of any situation when the Code has not won handsomly.

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  4. What a stupid idea, use a cat which is worth more to kill a venture and run the risk of getting a ban from CCP for killing noobs (yes we are watching and reporting to CCP when this happens)

    For the record code WHINES especially when some ganks their machariel bumper and then they make RL comments about someone's recently passed wife. Nice join the HATRED of code.

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    1. if you look abit harder go and look at gorila whining on his blog

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    2. If you need someone to blame for everything that's happened with gorilla, you only need to look in a mirror. No matter what you say or how many capital letters you use, it was your actions that lead to the end result. You should take a moment to think about that.

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    3. Nope it seems to me loyalthemoron feels guilty because he sucks at being a parent so he got angry at vengaza instead of dealing with his domestic issues which are brought on by his obsession with a computer game.

      Now fine but the normal thing would be to addresss that issue and not to go on personal attacks against someone who has just lost their wife.

      There is no comparison to someone advising someone on parenting to someone saying something about a dead loved one and goes to prove that people like loyalthemoron have nothing but contempt for anyone who is not code or don't do as he demands.

      The whole matter is disgusting and anything less than a ban by CCP and action internally by code means they are encouraging sociopaths.


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    4. It seems obvious that this is all about loyalanon and his enjoyment at upsetting people.

      What he does is deliberately provoke people to try to get a negative response. He will then dig away until he gets the person to make some kind of personal remark or threat. Once he reaches this goal then he will turn it around and make out he is the wounded party and then keep drilling away at the person with question upon question on why they said the things they did. Once he gets the conclusion he wants, he will then e-mail everyone he can claiming he was viciously attacked. His final act is then to say he wishes everyone would play the game and he doesn't understand why people act this way (but yet he was the one who started all the trouble in the first place).

      This 'tactic' he uses is similar to what Ero 1 did in the bonus room which eventually got him banned. This same thing also applies that people are so busy focusing on the outburst by the person who is being 'framed' that they forget that it was all deliberately provoked into happening in the first place.

      This pattern of behavior is psychotic and the ban on Ero 1 was justified and as it was proved later down the line, this behavior extended into forums because once Ero 1 was banned then a lot of this behavior from a whole series of alts also ended.

      I think this kind of behavior needs to be addressed by Eve and by the Corp or Alliance that these type of players are involved in. The bottom line is that Eve is a computer game and should not become overwhelmed by personal conflicts caused by people like this.

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    5. It sounds like code are totally losing it when they still rant about an incident which was over months ago.

      Also we get a hate campaign against Gorila which proves that the incident with loyal and co was deliberate and they will use any means necessary including the death of someones wife.

      Totally disgusting and code should be ashamed of allowing people like this to be a part of it.

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    6. Again shows code's standard when they ridicule a RL loss of someone's wife and we have to assume these posts are by loyal or one of the other people involved

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    7. what about the posts about loyals kids?

      dont see you condemning them keep playing the victim card when it concerns you and not a code member.

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    8. Yes, I read the posts about someone talking about Loyalanon parenting skills, or lack thereof. We don't know who posted it because the poster is anonymous. However, this is no excuse to use someone's recently passed loved one as a platform to spew out propaganda and try to hurt someone.

      And before you point to the Vile Rat incident and say that Gorila got was he deserved, Gorila has time and again said he didn't know the guy, he had no dealings with him, etc. He didn't even know about the incident until it was brought to his attention. I generally take people at their word unless I have a reason not to.

      I personally find the entire situation disgusting... Both the Vile Rat incident and this latest one. I think this latest one was perpetrated by Loyalanon as a revenge tactic for what happened to Erotica 1, and for someone criticizing his parenting skills. This is hypocrisy in its truest form. Loyalanon, you should be ashamed of yourself for even considering using Gorila's wife as a tool against him.

      As one of the CCP people said "HTFU" or Harden The Fuck Up. Loyalanon, so someone who doesn't even know you talks about you and you get all pissed off and spearhead a hate campaign against another EvE player which drives them from the game. Loyalanon, you are a prime example for the reason why people are killing each other over in Israel and the Gaza Strip right now.

      Yes, I went there. I certainly hope it pisses you off, since the only thing that you can do to me is rage impotently at your computer screen and try to post some witty remark in return. In my opinion, you deserve it. You also deserve having your account banned by CCP. And unlike you, I'm not a coward.

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    9. One other thing I wish to reiterate, and I want to make this perfectly clear: I think it was Loyalanon or one of his cronies who did that. We cannot be sure though.

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    10. Guy loses his wife and wonders why she died when she didn't have a permit.

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    11. another code supporter making fun of a guys wife dying...its damn sad
      wow..just wow

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    12. Another anti ganker trying to compare real life to a video game.

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    13. Ok Mr AnonymousAugust 2, 2014 at 6:12 PM, that was just beyond fucked up. It's people like you that give this game a really bad name.

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    14. real nice - a lot of examples of code hatred and how they think a death of someone's wife is something to laugh about

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    15. Butthurt Miner - yes it was loyalanon - he targeted Gorila and even pretended to be his friend but he was using him all along.

      Even before Gorila lost his wife, loyal had convinced him he was 'role playing' being the bad guy and unfortunately because Gorila is a kind person and played Eve for fun then he bought it.

      Once his wife died then loyal manipulated him even further and then took his opportunity to destroy him. We aren't talking about in-game, loyal destroyed him personally because Gorila was heartbroken over his wife so hanging on to friendships and needed people - loyal took that away and back-stabbed him in the process.

      Lesson learned is people like loyalanon use everyone and all they care about his their kb and impressing imaginary people like james 315. Loyalanon even uses his own family and couldn't care less about them and puts Eve and james 315 first. He is one cold-hearted evil person and anyone who trusts him from now on, you know what you are in for.

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    16. What's funny is I don't even care if gorila leaves.

      One less whiner TBH

      Anyway good riddance and the code always wins.

      AG cry harder plz I need all those tears to fuel the catalysts you see blowing freighters up on your faces.

      The Code ALWAYS Wins.

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    17. Gorila tried meta gaming, found out he sucks at it. Quits and nobody from the opposing camp cares.

      More news at 11

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    18. Oh no, a bunch of internet spaceship avatars were mean to my friend when they got over hearing someone use their wifes passing as a soap box. What psychopaths, please won't somebody do something about the big bad meanies.... please

      http://bit.ly/1zMe5SI Please fill this out and mail me in game.

      Thanks

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    19. HI Folks! My name is 412 Yaken and even when i don't see an event happen I run my big ignorant mouth about it anyway.
      I'm just that kinda stupid.

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    20. Killed 45 ventures in 4 days, still waiting my ban.

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  5. The CODE always WINS

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  6. Wicked! Can I come?

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  7. Just make sure she is CODE. compliant first.

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  8. Don't forget guys, admiral root is throwing in a nice Faction Frigate for 4th!

    This is subject to change with the introduction of new prizes.

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    1. maybe they should have bought a permit

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    2. looks like an antiganker setup to me

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    3. Didn't realise isanamo was in or around a rookie system.

      Cry more and u didn't post the pod, which was empty, also knowing as bullying

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    4. of course code deny a kill by one of their own on a noob and blame it on other people - like code check if person was a noob- you don't care

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    5. I didn't deny anything I blapped that venture with one shot, he was afk not moving for 10 minutes.

      I'm.proud to say i am awesome at elite pvp and can one shot mining ships and pods

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    6. So there you go he admits he shot a noob and never checked. He also admits he is a coward but like all code he pretends it is pvp because he can't admit he is rubbish at playing eve and too frightened to fight someone with guns.

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    7. Do u check everyone u kill.

      Oh that's right u prob don't kill anything being docked up all day.

      All I know is there was a venture not in a rookie system with a venture killing comp on.

      GG2ez4me

      The code always wins

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    8. Oh you mean like gankers? You stay docked up while your little scout does the work finding a venture? Wow that is amazing you kill a venture and player is 1 day old? Makes you an outright coward but hey you know it already and you can't be anything else.

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    9. I mean u have to admit, it's pretty impressive seeing a one day old character outside of a rookie system, then to catch and pod him. I am come on, give me some credit there at least.

      I coward would be running from that fight, I went in guns blazing

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    10. No it is not impressive so stop attention seeking and trying to prove something to me.

      Hey we know you are a coward and scared to fight but good news is you aren't the first person to feel that way so dry those little tears, lift those tiny balls and breath in (if you can with all the lard on your body) and go fight someone in a ship with guns (yes guns - google it) and prove you can be a man without to need to stick that 3 incher in someones butt.

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    11. It is pretty impressive, though and it was a close fight, I mean me vs, faction police, concord and seeing as I'm negative 10 all of high sec is free to engage me and let's not forget the venture.

      It's ok though I came out on top like a real man

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    12. If a one day old character chooses to leave the safety of a rookie system, that's on him. However leaving that system, he should get a permit or risk being killed.

      As for the skills, clearly it does require skill to scout the ship, fly the ship, fit the ship, shoot the ship.

      GG2EZ4ME

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    13. Earlier you said pilot was AFK so you have plenty of time to check the info on the pilot but you couldn't care less but no matter incidents like this are being petitioned so eventually you will get banned which is good for the game.

      Also you showed what a sh*t pilot you are if you think doing any of that takes any skills. I am pretty sure any 6 year old could do all that so hey probably best you stay being a cowardly gayboy ganker if you think that is complicated. Love the newb I have only ever been a ganker so I have no clue about real pvp LMAO

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    14. I didnt realise that it was now a requirement to check everyone you killed, AFK or not, So petition me all you want, but that dude got rekt and should get a permit.

      Elite PvP Champion Of Highsec
      412nv Yaken

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    15. Anon 1034 and others:

      Did you even read what CCP Falcon wrote? ffs guys..

      No where in CCP Falcon's statement does it say anything about *not* shooting young or rookie players. It does say, however, emphasize on areas of where legit rookies would be and a strong caution for these areas to be avoided; "in and around rookie starting systems where new players are being harassed".

      So, basically that's saying kill anything and everything as long as it's not in a rookie system. The "around" part is open to interpretation, but I'm taking that as a "just don't do it" kind of approach.

      So, 1 day old character not in a rookie system and several jumps away from a rookie system = fair game according to CCP.

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    16. Yaken Elite COWARD of high sec

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    17. Starfox - always lots of newbs have been killed by code during your dumb competition and every one will be petitioned whether you like it or not.

      We are looking for code bans from the game and with your wreck-less idiots it is going to happen but thanks for your usual DUMB dipshit I mean diplomat attempt at damage control - It didn't work

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    18. In other words you're blatantly disregarding the words of CCP Falcon and file frivolous petitions because you're ~spacemad~ and can't do anything else? This coming from the carebear community? Seems legit.

      Petition away bro and when they all get rejected I hope you quit; this game is clearly not for you.

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  9. To celebrate this occasion, I will pop a cherry from a young boy while reading him the code.

    -Gaybertini

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    1. Err you will do what to a little boy? Guybertini you are sounding very odd, you might want to consider that it is illegal to do anything to little boys especially 'popping his cherry' as it were and you can serve jail time.

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    2. Dont forget the antigankers need to impersonate code members to try to get them banned. too bad ccp wont act on what random crybabies post on peoples blogs. hahaha

      keep crying with gorila

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    3. And again same person from above using the RL trauma of someone losing their wife - this is totally disgusting and makes code look like they are real low life's.

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    4. Gorila has been crying for months. It's his thing. You crying too, now. Sweet sweet tears.

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    5. Hello my name is gorila vengaza, i have been quitting eve on and off over hurtful things said to me for the past few months, i am quitting today and will be back tomorrow to moan about something else that will make me quit. please ignore that I am a total whiner and will allow my corporation members and community members to encourage each other to tell code and other gankers that they should die or they are bad parents or they should kill themselves but when someone asks me a question regarding my wife its cyber bullying and people should be banned.

      i like to whine and attention seek on the internet and my name is gorila vengaza pleased to meet you.

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    6. so many sweet sweet tears over spaceship pixels blowing up in high sec

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    7. The above post was not me. We have an terpoler in our midst.

      - The Actual Guybertini

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    8. again people insulting someone who recently lost his wife - way to go hateful code

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  10. So you think someone shouldn't cry when they lose their wife? You sure are pitiful low-life to ridicule someone over his wife's death and so I have to assume you are loyalanon or one his co-conspirators

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    1. Im wondering why gorilla is supposed to heavy mod his blog and yet, no one removes distasteful comments on this blog?

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    2. You won't do anything dj, you agree with loyal and co and people on here - you already have names so much for pretending to be gorila's friend, you all used him

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  11. Alright guys, it's getting old now... Let's move on...

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  12. it would have been left alone but thanks to whoever made the derogatory statements about Gorila, this scandal has now been posted on Reddit, EveNews24 and other sources - congrats for making code look shameful

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    1. congrats on being a total crybaby!

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    2. good thing a code member didnt say anything about gorilas wife and that gorila modified chat logs to try slandar code

      as posted above keep crying - The Code Always Wins!

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    3. Code were involved, the person who started it was a freighter bumper for code and then loyal and co mocked gorila over it so yes it was code and look at comment above - all insults and mocking gorila over his wife's death - totally out of line and shows what a bunch of callous and unfeeling b*stards code are

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    4. Oh no not reddit or evenews24, how will we ever survive

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    5. You forget the code always wins.

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  13. nm I ended up punching her instead when i was done

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  14. looks like all all the posts on gankerbumping are gone, nice job, Loyalanon and friends.
    guy loses his wife and CODE drives him from the game by mocking her dying.
    guess code calls that a win too?
    code is fuckin sad.

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    1. sorry dj but your alliance is out of control and considering you are the code diplomat, a fat lot of nothing you are doing about it - you are all talk and no action and instead you say oh guys it over when it isn't because numbskulls like loyal and his friends are still leaving comments

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  15. Final word from Gorila:

    " I wanted to make a quick and final post and say thanks to the AG community, certain members of the Ganking Community and the others I had the honor of flying with. You know who you are.

    I’ve come to realize that coming back to the game was a mistake. Blogging about my wife’s death was a mistake. I hope you can understand her death really fucked me up and that I haven’t been thinking straight. I can see now that it’s something I should have never made public and I should have just walked away from the game when she died and said nothing.

    For the record; From what I saw in local the other night. Loyal supported that guy mocking my wife’s death because Loyal was angry I didn’t immediately delete comments on my blog about his parenting skills.

    Loyalanon and others came down on me damn hard because of Fallen Seals actions saying there was NO excuse for mocking the death of someone (even as a mistake). Now Loyal wants to make excuses?

    I want to apologize to the Anti-ganking community and other players for the shitstorm that has been created because of me. I never wanted that to happen. I think its best that I do walk away from the game at this point so you guys can play without all the bullshit.

    Fly safe high sec.
    Gorila.


    P.S I shall leave this up for 24 hours and it’s gone as well."

    This is a direct copy/paste from his blog as this is there right now.

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  16. Gretchen VonGaank <<<<<- there you go you have a name DJ etc and people like you who are supposed to do something about this and what will you do? Jack because you condone someone insulting someone's dead wife and making it into a code victory. Gretchen you are a low life scumbag and when it happens to someone you care about then I hope people treat you the same way.

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  17. Now please point out to mere where I condoned anyone's death. Oh right. I didn't. Next.

    The CODE always wins.

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  18. you mocked gorilas last post so yes you are condoning it and agreeing with the other people but way to go for being hateful just so you pretend it is a win for code when it in fact it shows you are all ignorant a-holes

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  19. Yeah, you're right, I don't care at all about this drama-queen nonsense. You know what I care about? Neutron blasters and dead freighters and shit!

    -Oink

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  20. The code always wins!!!!

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  21. Freighters keep dying. Antigankers keep crying, but the code.........the code just keeps on winning

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  22. "The only reason I can figure you would share that kind of personal shit with the internet spaceship community is that you are using it to fish for drama like this. Despicable." This x 9000.

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  23. To the cry baby anon.

    Gorilla has quit this game more times than a 40 year smoke has tried quoting smoking. He needs to just take a break and spend time with his family.

    However He got played at his own free speech game and lost , then got smashed on the forums and is playing the feel bad for me card, however these are the facts.

    1. No one supported the comments, however there is free speech as gorila has stated.

    2. The comment was asking if his wife died because of this game, I believe in reference to a former post on his site, saying she wanted him to play less. There was no mocking its just anti gankers trying to make something out of nothing as usual. Can people not ask questions?

    3. The person isn't in code, just a random person with a comment, which will happen if u have a public website

    Gorila let me keep it real with you, take a break, get ur head right, don't worry about the anti ganking community, they were nothing with you and will be nothing without you.

    To everyone one else trying to burn loyal about nothing, just stand up from your chair, walk to your bathroom, turn on your shower, get in and let those tears flow.

    As always your faithful agent
    412nv Yaken

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  24. Says loyals second in command - you would suck his d*ck if he asked you so your comments mean nothing but for the record the person who insulted gorila was the machariel bumper for code and the people in code supported him and mocked gorila over the incident so they condoned using a person's dead wife to insult them

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  25. oh codes need whine line - let's all say because james tell us too

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  26. The code always wins.

    WHINES I mean. Damn, I can't type today for some reason.

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  27. Who insulted who, it was a question, besides if u want to get technical gorila opened this up by brining it up on his blog, which he should of never done. It's a game no one needs to know that. In my opionin he did it to get sympathy which is wrong. And loyal did say suck his dick, it was too big to fit in my mouth, so I stroked that beast with the power of a thousand suns. No homo

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  28. No loyal and co ridiculed Gorila over his dead wife in local, that is what happened and he made a mistake thinking a douche-bag like loyal could be his friend.

    As far as sucking d*cks you just said you tried (but loyal is 400 pounds and fat so you couldn't do it) so yes you are an homo and lets be honest you aren't ever going to get a girlfriend so you don't have a lot of choices. Open that ass to the james, he likes em, round and fat like you and it is the code way lol

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  29. man u know what your right. I don't have a lot of choices, I'm never ever going to get a girlfriend, my life is one big lie and I'm just a big fat meanie killing internet spaceships in a game about killing internet space ships , because it makes me feel better, in this cold cold basement I live in.

    Perhaps I should go and cry in the corner and quit eve, seems to be the thing to do, Or maybe I should start a blog and cry on that.

    Thank you random anon person, I owe this life changing moment to you.

    Ps I just called weight watchers, the are going to help me lose 300 pounds so I can go cry in the shower Like you.

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  30. Yeah I know I am right and I know I got to you because you replied. You are pretty sad aren't you? Are you also depressed and cry a lot and wonder if you will ever achieve anything in life? Do you play Eve to feel worthwhile? Were you abused as a child so daren't have any meaningful relationships? Awee it is so sad but pecker up fat boy go join the program and you can be somebody and not just a cowardly dunce in a space game. That deserves a LMAO

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  31. Dear Mr anonymous,

    I would like to take the oppurtunity to apologise to you and your family and your friends for the butthurt you feel towards me.

    I pray to the one and only saviour James 315, that he provide you the strength you need to get through this tough time you are having. I pray that your personal attacks gone unpunished and you feel like you have accomplished something great with your words.

    May James 315 be with you

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  32. 97 comments. James, is this a new minerbumping record?

    The CODE Always wins.

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  33. No trolling can reach the 1000's as long as you code perps keep biting and whining

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  34. Are we doing a bonus round for 100th comment?

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