Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Over Four Hundred Twenty-Seven Billion in Shares Sold

What's in a name? See for yourself. Pick the one that sounds more beautiful:

A man. A plan. Anal Canal.
A man. A plan. CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909.

Instinctively, we know what's right.

Anal Canal, known to CCP by her slave name, CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909, purchased 315 additional New Order shares, sending us over the 427 billion mark and earning herself a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

"CALDARI CITIZEN 14330909" was generated by a computer, a bot. Anal Canal was the name she chose for herself, and was the name she had on the day she became an Agent of the New Order.

People of highsec, trust your instincts.


  1. LOLing on the job. Slave name!!!

    1. It's a really fucking apt name for it, though.

      "...generated by a computer, a bot."


    2. Eve is cold dark place. Only gank-fires of the Code bring a little warmth to the galaxy.


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