Tuesday, October 14, 2014

The Martyrs of Highsec #3

"We didn't want that ship/fleet anyway. Our losses have already been replaced." These are the words of the defeated in nullsec. There's only a kernel of truth buried in there: In-game assets can be replaced. They're interchangeable. Not so for the content creators of EVE. Each player who facilitates emergent gameplay is unique. When they are removed from the game, something of value is lost forever. Rather than dismissing such a loss in the nullsec fashion, we acknowledge and treasure the contributions of the permabanned.


DJENTROPY OVAERT

If you were a carebear in need of a sympathetic audience, chances are your first stop was the office of DJentropy Ovaert.


DJentropy loved to help people, even if they were bot-aspirants. In fact, the more bot-aspirant, the better. DJentropy wasn't like all those diplomats who cozy up to their host country's enemies and tell them whatever they want to hear. When carebears came to him, DJentropy told them to obey the Code.


Enemies of the New Order couldn't help but appreciate his honesty. He told the carebears that they were sick. With a gentle bedside manner, he encouraged his patients to buy a mining permit.


But DJentropy was much more than that. As an Agent of the New Order, he knew well that most of the time, the only effective diplomacy is gunboat diplomacy. The bot-aspirants needed to be ganked, wardecced, or even scammed out of their isk before they could be fixed.


An Agent and a gentleman, DJentropy handled himself with dignity. He expected nothing less from the carebears of highsec under his authority. One can only hope they took his lessons to heart.


ZAZZ RAZZAMATAZZ

Zazz Razzamatazz may have been last in alphabetical order, but he was always first in line to sacrifice a gank ship for the Code.


Like many Agents, Zazz had a main who lived in nullsec. The New Order's supporters come from all over. Yet Zazz never thought himself "above" highsec. He knew it was important to give something back to the homeland of EVE players. He gave generously.


Zazz's optimism was boundless. He always approached Code enforcement and the transformations it causes with a sense of wonder and enthusiasm.


Intellectually curious, Zazz studied the carebear mind--such as it is--and collected data on the bot-aspirant condition. After exhaustive research, Zazz was delighted (but not surprised) to see confirmation that the Code is the answer to highsec's problems.


When the sand ran out in his hourglass, Zazz offered us these final words:
"I was told I am not allowed to make a new account. So I guess this is the end of my EVE experience. After all CCP's talk about the sandbox and all that, I'm perma-banned without any explanation or warning.

I know it's the cool thing among EVE players to refer to the game as terrible, but I always loved it.

It was an honor flying with you guys."
No. It was ours to fly with you.

81 comments:

  1. It was DJ who ultimately recruited me to join the New Order without reservations. He was a true diplomat. Watch my killboard DJ. You can consider each carebear I destroy in the name of The Code a a notch on your catalyst.

    Ilithyia Borgia

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    1. Thanks DJ, for taking the time to teach my miners how to gank and have interactive fun with other rl or BOT miners.
      Due to CCPs actions, the games worse for the loss of charcters like you DJ.

      315 miners salute you my friend DJ o/

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  2. I just hope Veers Belvar played a part in getting some gankers banned for good.

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  3. Oh thank you for this post, my cup of ganker tears was almost dry!

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  4. TL;DR: your butt hurts

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  5. Awwwwwww...

    Here, have a cool billion.

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  6. People don't get banned for no apparent reason. Ganking isn't a reason to get banned so clearly these two people must of done something against the rules of Eve Online. It's only time until the rest of you get that ban hammer if you continue down the path that will lead you to great evil. Ganking isn't the great evil I speak of it's whatever is getting these poor damaged souls banned is what will be the end of you all.

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    1. yeah that great evil was idling in an in game channel

      the literal worst thing anybody could possibly do

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    2. People don't get murdered for no reason. Going to work isn't a reason to get murdered, so clearly anyone who gets murdered must have done something to offend God. It's only time until the rest of you get murdered if you continue down the path that will lead you to great evil. Going to work at a children's daycare center isn't the great evil I speak of, it's whatever is getting these poor benighted souls murdered is what will be the end of us all.

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    3. I see what you did there.

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    4. Doomsayer, it will only be the end of code.

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  7. Clearly CCP doesn't like how code operates and will ban its members when they see fit,
    It goes to show that Code needs to step up their game in content creation instead of just killing trilions of isk

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    1. Do you generate content or tears? I pick tears

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    2. Same thing actually :) Code makes content that makes some smile and other cry :)

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  8. Nice to see confirmation of the DJ ban. We don't need nauseating griefers and harassers like him in our community. Good riddance.

    His replacement, Capt Starfox, is better. While fairly unintelligent, corrupt, terrible at PvP and at Eve in general, whiny, malevolent, and mediocre, he at least has the sense to avoid bonus room style lunch sessions with vulnerable people. It's at least a small step in the right direction.

    Anyhoo, how is Loyalanon not banned yet?

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    1. *lynch* not *lunch*

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    2. Veers grow some balls, and you'll still not be worth 1% to eve game and its community like DJ was.

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    3. because shooting red crosses makes you a pvp expert. incursion runners. All the gear no idea.

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    4. "Our community"
      In order to claim it, Veers
      you have to play, first

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  9. What did djames say?
    "I am not banned" and "i did not violate the eula"

    What does this show?
    CODE is always lying.

    Elite-bullshit!

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  10. So why did the guys get banned? I mean, they are out now, so let us know...

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    1. They don't know, CCP won't tell them. So, probably, no reason at all, just random guys that got picked.

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    2. Anonymous October 14, 2014 at 9:30 PM
      Yeah, man your reasoning is beyond stupid.
      The hits are random, but a lot of codies.
      I do not think that you should eat with a fork, you might hurt yourself.

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  11. Sad to see you go, DJ. You inspired me into ganking foul carebears and bot-aspirants in the name of the code. Fly dangerous as always o7.

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  12. READY....
    AIM.....
    FIRE.

    READY....
    AIM....
    FIRE.

    READY....
    AIM....
    FIRE.

    PRESENT ARMS.
    ORDER ARMS.
    PORT ARMS.
    RIGHT FACE.

    FORWARD MARCH.

    o7 My Brothers.

    -Jerry

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  13. The ganker tears...so delicious!

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  14. Was saving this for Loyal's ban; however I think DJ's ban is worthy of this song as well :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMFjFoq6T9M

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  15. Geez, i can understand certain sentiments....but HOLY CRAP if you think some Bans occur that are in fact wrong. For example look up the recent POS bumping one that got overturned. Some of you just need to call quits on stuff though....both sides. IT really is out of hand and making things boring. Carebears? they do not exist outside of the creatures from the Lore. So come guys...HTFU SFTU learn to play and do something in game....quit trying to kill the game. You gankers...hoenstly are you a GSF front? if not do something credible....Live your Code to the extreme...use your power for what its meant for...Obliterate the ISboxers as it seems your starting to experiment upon...well i guess that falls into GSF schemes also. Whatever, go after the botters and ISboxers....the so called under performing bears you normally shoot...just dec them obliterate them till they learn or leave...if they drop corp then gank them.

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    1. Please take a deep breath and count to 10.

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    2. Yup that's the problem here. They're going after "bot-aspirants" but clearly I've seen many boxers who run 6 accounts at once sit all day at belts and mine yet they go after the 1-6 month old newbies vs the guy making billions of isk a month. Those are real bots not these poor newbie carebears who are in the line of fire of a bunch of idiots.

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    3. You clearly have no idea what your talking about. We attack all bot-aspirants without prejudice. From the "1 month old" in a 'AG' Skiff or Proc, to the 2 year old "veteran miner" in a venture. No carebear is safe in HighSec (or LowSec).

      We are not trying to kill the game, we are saving it from becoming WoW in space. Which really would kill it.

      Also, there are those that enforce the Code through wardecs. Our Savior himself was once one such individual.

      There is a lot more to us than you'd think and I recommend that you peruse the website here a little more before you form an opinion based on untruths.

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    4. uhm Roland get a reading comprehension class....if you notice the remark about killing game was aimed at alleged 'carebears'. After i said gankers...well yeah i was talking to you and im saying your tactics and things are either scewed or have taken such a fundamentally lazy turn to approach....that...well your barely effective unless of course you are a nullsec pet of some sort.

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    5. Just today i saw a fleet of 16 mackinaws with orca, mining ice in Uedama. None of those 17 chars had a "permit".
      Where were you, shining knights of the New Order?

      Where are you, when you are really needed? Is there any "Batsignal" or something?

      Oh, you can say "why didn't you enforce the Code yourself?", but that will be just a Special Olympics response.

      Anxious to hear from you, yours truly, Vertibirdo.

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    6. We'll I've been enforcing for a little over a month now and I can honestly say that it is not easy or lazy.

      Now as far as effectiveness let's look at the CODE. alliance. They have been around for almost 2 years now. In that time they have destroyed 7.3 Trillion ISK. That is roughly $200,000 US. I wouldn't call that 'barely effective' by any stretch of the imagination. And that is just the main alliance, there are plenty of external corporations that serve the New Order.

      Then there is our effect on HighSec and all of EVE as well. There are players out there who devote their entire game experience to trying to destroy us. Gorila Vengaza for example. At times there are over 300 people in the anti-ganking channel. The rebels get billions in donations to fight us, and last I heard GV was giving out procs to needy carebears in an effort to stop the bleeding.

      Plus ask any New order agent, it's getting harder and harder to find Covetors out there.

      Oh, and there is the fact that you are reading this now. So I wouldn't say it is ineffective at all. I would say that the opposite is true, that the New Order is on the brink of complete domination of HighSec. I think you know this too and are just attempting to troll, but the fact remains:

      We are unstoppable.

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    7. Mr. Vertibirdo-
      Click on The Code tab above and scroll down the the Q&A section entitled:

      Q. HA HA I am mining ice right now, you can't stop me!

      That should answer your question :)

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    8. Brother Roland, thanks, i have figured that out a bit later, after my post.
      I should undust my ganker alt then... If not me, then who?

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    9. Brother Roland "We are unstoppable"
      No, you are plain stupid.

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    10. Anon 5:16 = Gallant
      Glad to here it brother. Every one of us can make a difference in this war.

      Anon 5:51 = Goofus
      Carebear tears, yum! I hope you try to stop us! Maybe you'll succeed where EVERYONE else has failed! :P

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    11. Anonymous October 15, 2014 at 5:57 PM
      tears?
      lol you are my sweet goofus, look:
      its all codie tears about banned codies.
      More will be banned, more codie tears will flow.
      Try to stop you?
      Watch yourself and how code fucked up the last months.
      xD

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  16. DJ Entropy was a legend. Even when I might have had issues with how other New Order members acted, DJ was always an articulate, intelligent, funny guy who didn't have an ounce of malice in him. He loved the game, and helped others love the game.

    I've been out of EVE for a few months now, but I'm sorely tempted now to resub and gank some shit in honor of all the fallen.

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  17. 'An Agent and a gentleman, DJentropy handled himself with dignity.'

    Like lying about the ban here in the comments-section?

    Im really happy to see this guys gone from the game. No idea what stunt made the banhammer swing, but for sure not idling in a chat...CODE lied about the AT-failure, dj lied about the ban, and now you are making up this sadsad story about random bans...

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  18. If you could be bothered enough to read the CCP comments pertaining to these bans, you will notice there is now an “invisible line”, and if you cross that line whatever and wherever if may be, you too may get banned.

    Many players were perma-banned for simply idling in an in-game chat room. I know this because I know some of whom who did just that and yet they were still banned. What’s worse is the lack of communication from CCP over this matter and the fact that CCP is now trying to police third party programs; they can’t, at least not very well.

    CCP decided to bring in TeamSpeak, a third party, out of game communications program and used that as evidence. I could get on TS, record myself, give it to CCP and say that you just harassed me and CCP wouldn’t be the wiser. Ultimately, this is exactly how CCP handled this situation. CCP: “So and so said so and so’s harassed them on TS!” CCP: “Ban’em all!” Non-retarded CCP Dude: “But, sir, we can’t confirm who’s who!?” CCP: “So..?”

    There are far worse highsec carebears than DJ; in fact, I would say all of them are worse. How about them carebear death threats? Hell, there’s one in this very article.

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    1. You clowns are intentionally pushing the envelope to far and the crying that you have no idea why you got punished...it sounds like you are tying to win Carebear of the Year to me...

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    2. CCP does not think random bears other that CODE bears are worse. CCP thinks CODE does it wrong and kicks codies.
      maybe (no, for sure) EvE is not the right game for codies.

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  19. @capt: reallife is also a dark, harsh world... better not believe all people what they say (like in eve, you know).

    Many people? I think james spoke about 12 chars or so? If you want to believe these ppl that they only idled around, up to you. People talk, people lie, be it carebears, be it gankers. We will never know what happend, bec they wont speak after all that spin about random bans, and ccp wont tell anything neither.

    But something happend, and this martyr approach follows just the intention to make ccp look bad, what - i think - is not fair.

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  20. Why did they got permabanned? I just do not understand. In general a word to Code!

    You offer mining licenses, if you offer me on, I offer you a license to live! :-)

    Anyways, good luck to you - this is, why I do play EvE! Everybody can do what he wants, but expoliting, cheating and bug-using.

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  21. CODE does it wrong.
    codies gat banned.
    The End!
    (No haiku intended!)

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  22. they are permabanned, not dead.
    they have been dishonorable discharged.

    another helpless code-lie, like all the other childish lies.

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  23. CODE tries to make CCP look bad at the Alliance Tournament with claims of match fixing etc.
    Then a little while down the line CODE clowns get banned "for the most trivial of things"

    Guess "winning" the AT wasn't quite so smart after all !

    CCP - clearing the trash out of hi-sec for the good of us all.

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    1. That was the beginning of their downfall. Their is not much left. Jimmy doesn't do much anymore. A rumor thats most like not a rumor at all, says this stuff is not written by the person who created Jimmy 314.5

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    2. If you don't think this is James315 and that he no longer writes I would ask you to cast your eyes to themittani.com. He has several articles on there that could only have been written by the savior himself. To think hes gone would only be fooling yourself.

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    3. Writting stupid carebear hate propaganda is not "good leadership".
      You lost it guys.
      Your group thins of yourself as cool and the whole rest thinks codie-monkeys are clowns and idiots.
      I would take no command or suggestion from a narcistic idiot like this guy.

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    4. You are so blind anon 554, and I doubt you are capable of taking command from any one.

      I'd rather be Code than cool. It is all relative anyway.

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  24. Has CCP said or done anything about the permabanned since Sept 10?

    It'd be a damn shame to see the gankers I flew with and enjoyed the company of, actually gone forever.

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  25. Didn't anyone ever invite Loyalanon to participate in the bonus room?

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  26. DJ- You're a good guy and though I have only been a member of the New Order for a short time I count you as a friend. Hopefully CCP will come to their crazy Icelandic senses and unban you.

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    1. LOL, sure not and if you retard keep on shooting newbro-ventures, you will go where DJ went.

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    2. That was a total accident! I was just bumping his venture and I reached over to grab a pepsi and my hand slipped and I hit the F1 key. Please, please don't tell on me!

      Ha ha!

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    1. I love you to!
      Especially since you have been banned!

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  28. CCP Falcon: I've been waiting for you, Jerry Rin. We meet again, at last. The
    circle is now complete..... When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

    Jerry Rin: Only a master of evil, Falcon.

    CCP Falcon: Your powers are weak, old man.

    Jerry Rin: You can't win, Falcon. If you strike me down, I shall become more
    powerful than you can possibly imagine.

    ;)

    -Jerry

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  29. You should read the EULA :

    citate:

    A. Specifically Restricted Conduct

    5 .You may not submit any............... or give rise to civil liabilities ............

    GIVE RAISE TO CIVIL LIABILITIES !!!

    Example:

    German criminal code:

    § 201 Verletzung der Vertraulichkeit des Wortes

    (1) Mit Freiheitsstrafe bis zu drei Jahren oder mit Geldstrafe wird bestraft, wer unbefugt

    1.
    das nichtöffentlich gesprochene Wort eines anderen auf einen Tonträger aufnimmt oder
    2.
    eine so hergestellte Aufnahme gebraucht oder einem Dritten zugänglich macht.

    english translation:

    § 201 breach of confidentiality of the word
    (1) A term of imprisonment up to three years or a fine shall be imposed on anyone who illegally

    First
    receives the private spoken word of another on a sound recording or
    Second
    a record thus produced, used or a third party makes accessible.

    http://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/stgb/__201.html

    Many Agent did recording on TS and shared it without
    permission of the person recorded.

    Violation of the EULA = Permaban
    Violation of german law = got to prison (if people report it to procuratorial)

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    1. Threats of legal suits,
      fines, jail time, and sodomy...
      Empty words, always

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    2. of course more permabans will follow soon if minerbumbing com is scanned for post (s) that contain "illegally " recorded private spoken word....and submitted the char names who did it to CCP

      HAVE FUN !!!



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    3. if it were empty words there werent so many permabans

      true or not?

      and more (much more will ) will follow soon as possible

      "private spoken word" can be a private chat too, or mail written in eve and posted on minerbumping com ( or do you have the permission of the person who wrote it, to make it public and post it ) ????

      Permaban

      Permaban

      more Permaban

      for every Mail made public without permission

      Permaban

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    4. Surely the most retarded of law students will tell you Identity is important in extradition warrants.

      However your repeated threats do constitute RL harassment. James, petition time I think.

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  30. The carebears are loosing it... and not just the war for HighSec!

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  31. Instructions to create "Permaban":

    make a screenshoot of minerbumping com MUST content "copyright protected material" for example: system, names , screenshoots of eve, chat from eve, ship names, and so on

    Send it to CCP via mail

    It brakes copyright cause minerbumping have no permission to use CCP property for his own demand on a third party software (minerbumping com isnt part of oficial eve forum, and its not made by ccp even not the software its by google or so , i dont know) but it contain copyright protected material by CCP.

    The next permaban !!!!

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    1. or do youve a official permission by ccp to use content of eve on minerbumping com ?? i dont think so ............hahaahah

      PERMABAN

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    2. Never heard of battleclinic? No?

      Try again boy.

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    3. lol this is ridiculous I love the AG community. Not the brightest light in the harbor, knowwhatimsayin, the lights on but no one is home, yafeelme, only has one oar in the water, yaheard, basically I am saying is no the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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  32. I just hope I played a part in getting some gankers banned for good.

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  33. May Veers inherit the new order...

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  34. EVERY SHARE BUY IS A BREAK OF EVE EULA !!!

    ALL BUYERS OF SHARES MAY BE PERMABAND !!!

    B. Selling Items and Objects (it this matter shares of NEW ORDER) You may not encourage or induce any other person to participate in such a prohibited transaction. The buying, selling or auctioning (or any attempt at doing so) , items, currency, or objects, whether through newsgroups, postings on message boards or any other means is prohibited by the EULA and a violation of CCP's proprietary rights in the Game.

    PERMABAN

    PERMABAN FOR ALL PEOPLE THAT BOUGHT SHARES AS WELL AS EVERY CHAR SEEN ON MINERBUMPING

    PERMABAN

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