Monday, October 27, 2014

Too Toxic for the Rebellion

Earlier this week, we reported that CODEdot exceeded 1 trillion isk in damage inflicted against our enemies for the month. During October alone, the New Order and its allies have incinerated at least 219 freighters and 15 jump freighters--surpassing even the death tolls of Burn Jita events. We've made no attempt to hide or even vary our freighter-killing activities. Everyone and his alt knows that this has been taking place in Uedama, in plain sight. This leads to an obvious question, one which is asked all the time: Where are all the rebels? And why haven't they been able to stop these regular, predictable ganks?


To find out, we once again turn to our intelligence operatives. They have infiltrated all known anti-Order resistance movements, including the "Anti-Ganking" channel.


The rebels are aware, of course, that their every movement is being watched and their every word reported to highsec authorities (us).


The success of our intelligence network has demoralized the rebels--not that they need to be demoralized more than they already are.


Of course, most of the time, anti-Order rebels don't busy themselves trying and failing to stop freighter ganks. The lion's share is spent either being AFK or ranting and raving about the New Order in their channel.


Rebels like Aleisha Britt belong to the Veers Belvar school of thought: "Gankers make carebears cry! Ban them all!"


In truth, gankers don't make carebears cry. We do not force miners to shed tears any more than we force them to make Nazi comparisons or file harassment petitions. The carebears do that just fine on their own. We provide content, and it is up to the carebear to determine the way he or she will respond.


It's worth pointing out that a carebear's tears often violate the Code, which requires them to be respectful in chat and avoid the use of profanity. The Code also requires gank recipients to show good sportsmanship (saying "gf" in local, for example). Some accuse us of "harvesting tears", but our Code has demanded the very opposite from the carebears for years. No one in EVE has done more than the New Order to encourage appropriate behavior.


At times, the outrageous conduct of the carebears offends even the Anti-Ganking crowd. Aleisha Britt was blocked when it became clear her tirade wasn't going to end.


Yet Aleisha is more the rule than the exception. Amusingly, the rebels get so worked up that they sometimes wardec each other!


Naturally, the toxic environment gets blamed on the enemy--much the same way a carebear's tears get blamed on the ganker instead of the carebear.


As for the carebear who was too toxic even for the rebellion, she belonged to a familiar corporation, Renegade Pleasure Androids.


...Whose CEO is already earning herself quite a reputation.

73 comments:

  1. Lets all just say a silent prayer for Jennifer en Marland who has to read that crap for 10 hours a day. If she were in the New Order, she'd be a saint just for that.

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    1. Too bad the only times when "it's not always like this" are when the AG channel is dead silent.

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    2. Jenn is one of my favorite rebels. I have had her watch listed for a long time now and always make sure to account for her location when I'm out and about. But I can't help wonder, what would highsec be like today if Jenn had picked the right side. Just thinking of a Jenn Marland led op with a dozen New Order types under her command makes me regret her choice.

      Truly, one of the tragic personalities of Eve

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    3. She did pick the right side...

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    4. Thats the first thing I've ever heard from JEM that wasn't my shields melting. She and the Saint Tserro were the only rebels that made me actually have to work for my enforcement goals. As an eternal optimist I hold out hope for her. I mean, just look at what she sees during her 10 hours a day on anti-ganking. When she snaps, its gonna be ugly for the carebears.

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    5. Jennifer is indeed one of the few anti-gankers who has whits about her and is actually capable of following through with any desire she has in the game. It is unfortunate that she sides with the anti-gankers, however regardless the side chosen it is refreshing to see her level of competency (meant in a complimenting way)

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    6. "whits" - lol. If you have such a poor grasp of the English language it's probably time to resign as a Diplomat.

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    7. Jenn and Saint were definitely a part of the few rebels who actually knew what they were doing and tried despite overwhelming odds; I have to hand it to Jenn for continuing to fight for what he/she believes in despite their toxic community. Don't forget about Sarah Flynt either; those discos.

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  2. AG is always good for a laugh while waiting out GCC.

    -Rabe

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    1. Minerbumping is always good for a laugh while waiting in traffic.

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  3. We are all Nazi child-molesting sociopathic zealots and we need to feel bad about ourselves.

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    1. Don't forget torturers too!

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    2. And don't forget how much you sing the Soprano with my
      ball stretcher attached. If you want your nuts stretched too, let me know. I can hook you up.

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  4. Yes, you should actually feel bad about yourself. Intentionally causing RL emotional harm to live out your sick fantasies is something to properly feel bad about.

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    1. "Intentiontal IRL harm" = making people feel bad
      Veers' stated goal in these comments = making people feel bad
      Therefore
      Veers' goal = "Intentional IRL harm"

      BAN INCOMING

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    2. BTW, was it you who played a big role in banning some bonus round participants from Eve?

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    3. I bump miners... call the cops.

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    4. Veers, I would be willing to disband the alliance for 25b isk if you are interested and can raise the funds or know someone who can. I won't post my name here, but lemme know if you are seriously interested and I can contact you in game.

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    5. Veers, they fell better by playing the game with their balls stretched. You should hear them on team speak. Funny as hell.

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    6. 25 bil to disband an alliance? Which you can then reform 5 minutes later? Do you think you will be able to scam the guy who avoids wardeccs by using that exact same trick?

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    7. Pretty sure the brand awareness is worth more than 25b and it would be a big pain in the ass. Have you ever seen a major alliance like CODE., Goons, or Pandemic Legion do this one purpose? No, you haven't because it would be retarded. 25b is a steal for all the ganker tears it would generate and make Code even more of a laffing stock.

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    8. Meh, they can just reform with the same name. Feel free to do it for free. I'm not paying for that kind of nonsense.

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  5. The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!

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    1. Needs more capital letters!
      Royal moron, you drank to much.
      Royal moron, you are such a big RL looser, that you need those virtual (an useless) wins so badly.
      I do not Petty you, you earned it.

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    2. Arg, pitty, not petty. F!!ing autocorrect.

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    3. Go easy on autocorrect, it's not its fault you think "pity" is a five-letter word :(

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    4. To bad autocorrect does not correct antisocial code-monkey behavior.

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    5. well thats more then one word so why would it?

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  6. Dark Helmet was right, evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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  7. Carebears continue to spread word of my adventures 7 months later. I wonder what Dream Five would do next if ganked and told "Erotica 1 sends her regards!" Because I do lol

    I know of at least a few people who joined the New Order after following the links by players such as this. The Code always wins!

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    1. Inevitably the rest of the agents will end up like you - banned for harassment. Your entire gameplay style is designed around inflicting pain on people. It's not about Eve, it's about hurting folks, and that has no place in this game.

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    2. E1, I literally love you.

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    3. LMAO talking with carebears like Veers is like talking to your uncle who's a diehard (insert political party.) You can't reason with them. They have made up their minds after getting butthurt and will grasp at any straw, no matter how ridiculous. And then they will continie whining about space moneys and pixels every chance they get, wasting thousands of hours of their lives being mad and telling others about it. People around them will stop hanging out with them because of all the butthurt waste of time they become. Their butthurt seems to affect their employment since so many are now single mothers raising 16 kids on food stamps. New Order agents, on the other hand, are often happily employed in well paying and meaningful jobs or self employment and play Eve for fun, even working to improve a video game for others. I wonder how long it takes before all of the carebear conspiracy theories lead to the inevitable: The New Order of Highsec is actually a secret organization that puts their people into real world positions of power and influence for their own personal and collective gain.

      Is the New Order of Highsec actually the Video gaming arm of the Freemasons???

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    4. Not Banned Miner and GOOD GUYOctober 27, 2014 at 8:51 PM

      AssholesOnline.com is available for purchase. I strongly urge all Eve assholes to band together and make a new game for yourselves. If it fails, you can always make a porn site, or do both. Leaf us alone so we can mine and mission in piece. EVE is meant to be FUN. If you want to SHOOT and SCAM people who don't want your SICK behavor, go somewhere ELSE.

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    5. According to Mr. Butthurt Miner, E1 had sex with James 315. Now if they both got their balls stretched, the stretch marks on their scrotum would match the ones on their ass.

      All for being symmetrical.

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    6. Seriously? What value does this add?

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    7. Seriously, what value do you add veers?

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    8. Veers' value is self-evident: he fights real-life evil, one spergy comment at a time.

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    9. I teach Code members proper grammar, among other things.

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    10. Too bad you can't teach them to cancel their subs.

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  8. I wonder how long James 315 can stay in the Rebel channel before the Rebels notice.

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    1. Jimbo cant be in that chanel. He was banned months ago. why do you think he doesnt loggin anymore and keeps bringing up his alt. He's mad about his baning. I'll proof it. Send him an evemail. He has code monkeys look at his api and copy and paste into their evemail window and forge his name. Ive seen some telltale marks that proof this. thats y the teasury is going up. he cant spend it anymore.

      Send him a billion isk for shares and you just watch. it will go up and not cum down. I did it myself, but try yourself and c.

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    2. A billion?
      Naa, 0.05 isk and some lube!

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  9. Dream Five is my favorite person in Eve right now. If you don't know why, go read the CAOD subforum on Eve-O.

    You're welcome. :D

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    1. Oh Goody, CAOD displays in Eve Search! Dream Five, I am watching you! ;o)

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  10. I just hope I played a part in getting some gankers banned for good.

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    1. Veers is the only non Koch brother in the Tea Party.

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    2. Actually we don't know what E1 was banned for since the "reaosn" field was left empty.

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  11. I challenge CODE. to convince Veers to join their ranks within 2 months.

    The challenge is counted as won if the capsuleer named Veers Belvar (https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Veers%20Belvar) joins a corporation that is in CODE. alliance before December 28th 2014.

    The challenge is counted as lost if the capsuleer named Veers Belvar (https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Veers%20Belvar) has not joined a corporation that is in CODE. alliance before December 28th 2014. The challenge is also lost if the challenge is rejected, or if the challenged party comes up with a victory condition of their own.

    I doubt you'll win this one.

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    1. Veers joining is a "lose" for any organization.

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    2. Does that mean that CODE loses no matter what?

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    3. ...sure, why not. We lost. You've beaten us, Anonymous Commenter @ 2:19 PM. Guess we'll just unsub now.

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    4. Please don't. It's much more entertaining when you leave because you have been banned for being a vile a human being, like DJ, D400, Jerry Rin, etc....

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    5. There's no need to unsub because of this, just be aware that you'll be lying every time you claim CODE. always winning,

      Challenge is not over until Dec 28th though.

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  12. What kind of person goes around telling people they should feel bad? Oh yeah, veers.

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    1. Funny that you think you're qualified to provide us moral guidance.

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    2. I'm like a man among animals.

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    3. Funny that you think he isn't qualified to provide you moral guidance.

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    4. As a rule, I don't grant that sort of respect to random people online with the stated intent of making me feel bad. Really, the only person I've ever met or heard of who I'd say is qualified to guide my morals is James 315. The man is truly a paragon of virtue.

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    5. You would have made a great member of the Stalin or Mao youth back in the day!

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    6. As a rule, I don't give any respect to highsec gankers. What moral they have, it's sick and twisted, and would be better if they had none. Their leader James 315 is the worst of them all: the excrement of his grooked mind spreading across EVE like cancer. The weak and the most malicious of capsuleers give in and join their ranks.

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    7. does using Stalin or Mao still count on the bingo square?

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    8. It's pretty damn close to Hitler, I'd count it. Particularly from someone who's already made extensive use of the Hitler comparison, and is only now turning to history's B-List Dictators for variety's sake.

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      Veers, you want to provide us with moral guidance. Instead of looking to you for that, we look to James...and this outrages you. But what you are outraged by is not that we seek moral guidance from those we deem greater and wiser than ourselves...what outrages you is that you're not the one we judge to be those things.

      Ultimately, your butthurt here all comes from the fact that try as you might, you just can't earn our respect.

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    9. Ha! I'm not outraged at all. Just entertained while I eat popcorn and watch you vile creatures banned one after the next.

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    10. "Not mad, just bemused"
      Why does that sound familiar?
      And unconvincing?

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  13. I stand corrected, Grammar Nazi.

    ;)

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  14. Where are all the rebels? And why haven't they been able to stop these regular, predictable ganks?

    Sorry, Jim, but no really cares. A true measure of Eve is how people oppose you - guess you don't measure anything. But hey continue to target the bottom rung of New Eden - and you can continue the ganks to until the last server is turned off. So many agents want to be villains, cannot really be one, when there are no heroes.

    This is a gauge - when CODE ganks a miner - does the mineral price change? When CODE ganks freighters is the market impacted. Nope. ie - CODE has no effect on the game AT ALL. Shoot nothing, change nothing, achieve nothing. The value of New Order.

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    1. mineral prices would drop if CODE stopped all HS ganking. HS would be filled with hulks, bots, and far more bottom of the food chain types. To think otherwise is to deny basic eve economics, even a miner carebear knows this.

      Tears would dry up and that is the main currency in HS pvp. The Veers school of thought says this would be a good thing but it would put you AGers out of the griefing business also. AGers require a big boggieman to spread their filth around.

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  15. Lucky me I found your website/ blog

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