Thursday, January 29, 2015

Do I Need to Draw You a Picture?

The New Order is at the forefront of the movement to educate carebears. We understand that different people learn in different ways. That's why we attack (in a good way) a carebear's mind from every angle: With the written word, with spoken audio recordings, with videos, and, of course, with art.

Andouille Sausage is an accomplished artist. It's amazing to see how many paintings he can churn out. He's driven by the desire to rescue every last carebear in highsec.



To this day, some miners still complain that our Agents don't "warn" them before opening fire. Absurd.



Have you been infected by bot-aspirancy? Get yourself checked out.



Miners have a tendency to assume suicide ganks are something that happens to someone else. Don't be surprised when you end up in the crosshairs, miner. Our ranks grow every day.



The New Order: Merging the two and a half year tradition of the Code with cutting-edge modernity in the best possible way.



Excuses are classic signs of a Goofus. Don't be a Goofus.



There are two types of miner in highsec. One type gives our Agents 10 million isk, and the other type gives our Agents copious tears.



Highsec industrialists, join the winning team today!

Permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.

62 comments:

  1. The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!

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  2. Gaylord FappingtonJanuary 29, 2015 at 8:21 PM

    The atomic-style catalyst silhouette in the 'Your Future' poster really made me smile. Well done AndouillE

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  3. extortion at its finest......

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    1. and nothing you can do about it

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    2. Wolf, calm down so you don't lose the but plug :-P

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    3. lol @ wolf soprano.
      very mature response thats like my kids saying " i know you are but what am i " to each other just to be annoying rofl good job .

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    4. well what can you do about it carebears?

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  4. Excellent stuff Andouille!

    It gladdens my Code-loving heart to see the wealth of talent we have here in the New Order family.

    Sure, there must be other folks out there with talent. But unless their gifts are harnessed to the Code, they'll remain wallowing in insignificance.

    An open invitation: If *you* have a skill, a party-piece or even just fancy 'having a go' at something which might prosper our Cause; do it!

    I started the audio recordings with nothing but Windows Sound Recorder and a penchant for muttering my way through James' essays.

    I'd say we could do with more artists, writers, musicians, actors, video makers. Where are you all?

    Get active; rock the Code!

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  5. Very well said, Sasha. I couldn't have said it better myself because I don't have the voice of a 1950's BBC radio presenter.

    Allow me to say that Sasha's right in every way. You don't need great tools to make great stuff. Don't have Photoshop? Get the GIMP (that's what I use). Need to record? Get Audacity. Just do it! Express yourself and support the Code!

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  6. Good work Andouille Sausage! Like Sasha said, it's great to see the wide diversity of talent in the New Order. Keep'em coming :) XOXOX

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    1. Waiting for kaely to make posters to recruit more 'johns'
      Those might be halfway interesting.
      I picture a lineup of all the girls of code standing side by side in string bikini's and thongs with a caption "were waiting for you boys!"


      -=M=-

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    2. Such is the nature of CockAnon, who, as soon as he learns that he is talking about a female, immediately resorts to sexist and sexually condescending rhetoric, similar to that of the typical "gamergate" poster.

      Thank James 315 that we, the Code-Compliant, are above such reprehensible behaviour, and that women that that support the New Order are valued as equals and allies as we forge our way, together, through the snake-pit that is bot-aspirancy.

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    3. there is only one GOOFUS in new eden and his name is james 315.

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    4. Ugh, carebears. So vile. Can't wait until we've achieved 100% Code compliance, and such filth is no longer tolerated by anyone in highsec.

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    5. I so love when ming gets upset he says the same words over and over without realizing it.
      that women that that support the New Order

      Keep trying you beautiful silly snowflake you
      -=M=-

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    6. Getting old Anon...try to think of something new...if your mental capacity will allow such thing. I won't hold my breath :)

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    7. The only vile thing in highsec, maria, is the new order...

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    8. "that women that that support the new order"

      "you beautiful silly snowflake you"

      "says the same words over and over without realizing it"

      vOv

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    9. I was more referring to this M fellow than to you, EllipseAnon. I do believe I can speak for us all here at minerbumping when I say we've grown quite fond of you! It may yet take you a while to reach complete Code compliance (and of course, purchase and proudly display a permit), but as far as carebears go, you're alright. At least, you're less off-putting than some of the other charmers we have to work with.

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    10. Oh kaely, ive heard your quite good at holding your breath, hense why the johns like you for a certain *cough* activity?

      -=M=-

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    11. @Ming There are men and women of the new order? I never noticed all I see are righteous Agents.

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    12. @Moto
      Indeed, the sex of a person is irrelevant once someone has become an Agent of the New Order. Irrelevant to everyone except for CockAnon, (aka "-=M=-" who posted above you) As soon as he thinks he's talking to a female, he immediately ignores everyone else and locks onto that individual, spewing his sexist filth.

      Maybe he's the reason why women are flocking to join The New Order? Nope. James 315 is the reason why people join the New Order.

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    13. He's just jealous Ming. Somehow I've hurt his manhood and the only way he knows how to respond is with sexist, prepubescent comments. It's ok though..maybe once he gets it all out he will see the light. After all, one must acknowledge there is a problem before they can rectify it. I may be a woman..and good old M may feel powerful attempting to insult me...but I assure you...behind the computer screen, his manhood is shrived and hiding like a frightened turtle...hence the verbal assaults under anonymity. He will spew his excrement..and I will laugh.. knowing what he doesn't. I am a woman..but before that, I am an agent of the New Order. It's funny how the "bad guys" treat others with more respect that those who are supposed to be the "good guys". Let him be a misogynist..it only shows his true colors, fears, and weaknesses. Troll on :)

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    14. Most diehard sexist types are really afraid of women. It's kind of pathetic really. Fortunately the New Order stands firmly against discrimination as outlined in the code. Sexist nonsense is as anti-Code as disrespect for suicide bankers in my opinion.

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    15. Exactly Andouille...Hey Anon..or -=M=- should I say...please do explain how it is I'm supposed to do these "favors" without being physically there with these "johns". You seem to know something I don't so I'd like your expert opinion on it...since you seem to know how it's done and all :)

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  7. Ah! CODE you crack me up on how stupid your Post are and how getting a Permit ive been Mining since Aug 2014 never heard or Care until the First Gank by the Idiot who soon learned the error of his ways and has since Left CODE. You almost won in forcing me you fake Permit but after i went on the Attack and Gank your agents as you called them they have since stayed clear from me. From Oct 2014 to Now i have been CODE free they of course jump in local we exchange greeting have a good Laugh until they see im protecting my flock and move on. Now i barely do mining ops as now i have the ability to do my industrial and Planetary but i do help the young miners out there in High Sec to avoid wasting 10Mill fake permits that dont exist as of Now i have to ability to keep my firends and myself accounts going through PLEXS no more monthly fee here keep 2bil rain day fund for our Mining OPs and Have 5bil to go play around in wormhole and Null sec again

    On a Side note enjoy the reading give me a good laugh when im mining mineral in High Sec.

    Im Harper268 and CODE suck at Ganking real miners =D now let there be Hate mail and CODE agents hunt me again as the smart agents have learned their error and dont mess with a real wolf in sheep clothing

    oh yea forgot EvE is an Open sandbox universe so you can pretty much do whatever you want or feel so beating on miners or transport gives you a hard on or gets you off more power to you kids. Now i get a raging Hard on when i see CODE players Die or trying to think their Concord against Miners trolololololol

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    1. TL;DR look out, we have a badass over here.

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    2. Coherent Typing TutorJanuary 30, 2015 at 8:10 AM

      Hello there, fellow EVE player!

      While it is a great thing that you play EVE and even better thing to read minerbumping.com, I must stress that you read what you write before pressing the 'publish' button at the bottom of the reply window. While trying to be fast with a witty response (or longwinded speech) one must not forgo the basics of writing. Correct capitalization, punctuation and coherent sentence structure go a long way for others to decypher and understand your message. While letting your thoughts spill onto the screen is very good during brainstorming, it is poor form when communicating with others across the vast distances of the internet.

      I hope this will help you with typing other messages, as showing poor form and not improving upon it are sure signs of bot-aspirancy, bot in game and in real life.

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    3. Such angst. I likey :) It's about time someone defended themselves....or is it just more banter...stay tuned...

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    4. That is better than being in a group of bad @$$ wannabes,zephy...

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    5. Im sure you like lots of things kaely, just things we cant really mention here on miner bumping, not if were to keep it rated mature, right?

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    6. I do like lots of things..don't you wish you knew what they were? Did you have to practice a lot to always fail this hard or does it just come to you naturally? You must really hate yourself...does your unnatural fixation on me represent something lacking in your life? I think it does :) I don't blame you though..being unwanted is a serious condition for some people. You keep your head up kiddo :) XOXO

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  8. Nice attempt at a subject change there, incoherent, I see you are just as arrogant as the other code monkeys...

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    1. hi ellipseanon how are you today

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    2. EllipseAnon! Long time no see. I trust you've been working on improving your Code compliance lately?

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  9. Wonder why Veers or AG doesn't have good art like this?

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    1. To make good art and to upload it to the internet one must first be behind the keyboard.

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    2. Making art is not a mission given to you by NPC's in-game. It doesn't correspond to an in-game money-making mechanism. It is therefore sociopathic and real-life harassment. Just ask Veers.

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    3. Nah maria, its alot simpler then what you think, which is quite simple thinking actully. Veers and others dont do artwork like this cause the good guys dont need to try and make themselves look good cause they are the good guys. Only the evil and vile need to do such things. With that in mind, i fully expect lots more posters for CODE in the near future.

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    4. It must be nice to have such clarity of vision, anon@5:38. The New Order is evil, because it has creative people making art for it. The carebears are good, because they are too creatively sterile or AFK to make any art of their own. Only those who are evil make propaganda and art.

      Like the Allies during World War 1, or again during World War 2. So evil!

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    5. Maria Malukker said Only those who are evil make propaganda and art.

      SO true maria, glad to know you finaly agree! :)
      Just dont froth at the mouth from the truth now then maria ;)

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    6. Oh hey, WinkyAnon! Glad to have you with us. Have you had a nice, Code-compliant week?

      Incidentally, I do not actually think that only those who are evil make propaganda and art. I was employing a rhetorical tool called "sarcasm", to make fun of Anon@5:38 for having said that. Because it's stupid, and I wanted to help him realize that. Sorry if that confused you.

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  10. Oh, disorder can use Photoshop :-P

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    1. I think Andouille already stated (above) that he used The GIMP.

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    2. Doesn't it look so good? Nobody can make works of art like the New Order.

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    3. Same same but different.

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  11. There's a deeper lesson here. There aren't a bunch of Anti-Ganking artists because the one regular producer of amusing artwork they had, Gorila Vengaza is, I'm proud to say, a fellow colleague in CODE. now. Clearly the Code attracts creative people, likely because of its role in creating new content through emergent gameplay methods and tactics. Anti-Ganking is inherently anti-creative. They want to stop the creation of new content, new gameplay and emergent techniques. Creative people are naturally less inclined to ally with them.

    Regarding software tools: GIMP frequently requires that you do something manually that Photoshop has often automated. It's not hard to use, however, especially if you take some time learning the principles of raster editing. From a feature-completeness point of view, the main advantages that Photoshop offers over GIMP are that Pshop supports CMYK color spaces (used for offset printing and associated color separations for prepress) and has more workflow management stuff built in. My workflow consists of "find poster, remove stuff I don't want, add stuff I want, repeat steps 2 and 3 as necessary, publish to imgur, EVEMail James 315" so that doesn't really sell me on it. Also, I use Linux for my workstation.

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    1. creative people?
      how is ganking creative? your emergent gameplay is ganking,your new content is ganking your new gameplay oh let me think........yep thats ganking and if i'm not mistaken your emergent techniques are errr GANKING !!!
      and how is replacing one set of words with another set of words on an already existent poster creative??
      now i'm not saying the other side do anything any better but at least they don't brag about the nothing that they do like you lot lol
      just stick to ganking and griefing thats all you do.
      creative??? really??? don't make me laugh .

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    2. It saddens me to see you so angry, Anon@6:49. And so dismissive of the accomplishments of others, when you yourself have contributed nothing.

      You want to criticize the artwork of the New Order? Why not channel some of that rage into some anti-ganking propaganda of your own? It's "nothing", right? So it should be an easy thing for you to come up with some anti-granking propaganda that is at least as good as the New Order propaganda in this post.

      Show us that you bring more than empty words to the table, Anon@6:49.

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    3. Of course, James 315 and his dual creations, The New Order of Highsec and The New Halaima Code of Conduct, are the inspiration for all this work.

      And it is work. It doesn't matter how much we may enjoy it, we still have to set aside everything else and try to produce something that we hope will enhance the experiences of others. Effort and sacrifice. Essential ingredients of success.

      This is what James does too. And he is the reason it works. His creations are the inspiration. Until the anti-ganking rabble manages to find a leader with some vision and staying power they'll never produce anything but tears.

      We're organised, and getting better at what we do all the time. We are, in short, unbeatable.

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    4. Anon, it saddens me to see you so upset. I would point out to you that the techniques that I'm using are well-established in the visual arts. If what I'm doing isn't creative, neither is the entire corpus of sample-based music, or Burroughs cut-up stories, or Steve Martin's _Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid_. As for the creative aspects of what CODE. as a whole does, one wonders why the Code triggers such an aggressive response from you when random ganking doesn't appear to do so. The Code does not advocate random ganking, rather ganking with a purpose. The Code gives us a cause, an ethos, an ideology. Random gankers are nothing more than pirates. Code gankers are freedom fighters, ceaselessly battling to make HighSec a better place and enforce the rule of our leader, James 315, over his rightful domain.

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    5. "...Code gankers are freedom fighters" A correction if I may:
      "...Code gankers are revolutionary freedom fighters" as our Saviour tells us.

      PRAISE JAMES!

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    6. Anon 7:53 -- So true! thanks.

      Special pre-view: http://i.imgur.com/N5S98Qj.jpg

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    7. Andouille, your art should grace every gate billboard in Highsec.

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    8. @ maria malukker
      my response to code is never anger merely indifference.
      just as my response to your challenge will be met with the same indifference
      what you do is "nothing" you gank you mock and you write about how glorious your mocking and ganking is.
      @ andouille sausage
      the fact that you compare what you do to people like brion gysin is laughable do you really think code posters are comparable ??? (come on , really ? )
      are the ego's over there really that big ?
      and random ganking is exactly what you do you look for targets any targets, and gank them and your purpose is quite clear it;s for your entertainment.
      that is your "cause" your "ethos " is to annoy,belittle, and smirk behind your hands at how clever you all are and how stupid the carebears are.
      some of us know better. your griefers plain and simplea pirates have more honor than you do. they admit to being what they are you try to hide it.

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    9. @Anon9:17
      We have never hidden the fact that we, Agent of the New Order, are winners. Look at the face of James 315. It's the face of a winner. But you, by feigning indifference, are in fact the one attempting to hide- the fact that you're a loser. And when you look in the mirror, you are reminded, that yours, it is the face of a loser.

      It's simple. The Code wins. The carebears lose. That's pretty much the way it's always been, and that's the way it's going to stay from here on out. If you want to win, you're gonna have to join the New Order. Because the path you've picked for yourself, (not joining the New Order and helping to eradicate people like yourself) is just a losing proposition.

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    10. @Anon 9:17
      I do, as a matter of fact, consider what we are doing to be exactly comparable to the work of any revolutionary artist you care to name. Am I as talented as many, many other people (including the numerous artists whose work I am remixing)? Of course not. I have never claimed to be. But that doesn't stop me from using the talent I do have in a creative way to express myself any more than the fact that I am not as good of a guitarist as Grant Green or Steve Cropper stops me from playing the guitar. My performance may not be as good as theirs but the act of performing itself gives me pleasure and those who hear it and find it pleasurable also benefit from it. I will never be a great artist. I lack the training and the native ability to be a great artist. But that does not mean that I am excluded from making art. Only that I am excluded from making great art (an achievement to which I have never aspired anyway). I'm sorry the art upsets you so. Perhaps you should try making some yourself? It's very therapeutic.

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    11. @ming tso
      your arrogance and conceit neither shocks nor suprises me.
      and my indifference to both you,and the code is not i assure you, feigned but very real.
      winners do not claim victory based upon how much turmoil they can cause or how many as you like to put it "tears" as you obviously do.
      you even lack the courage to admit you are pirates(which you are ).
      you have no relevance to the part of new eden i reside in i play as and when i like,also how i like, so keep giving yourself props for the grief you cause i'm sure you are very proud of yourself . have a nice day .


      @Andouille Sausage
      what you do deserves no comparison to anything at all it's merely designed to provoke the reactions we all know code loves, namely anger,and vitriol in varying amounts.
      and the fact you think what you did or do is "remixing" anything is just as ridiculous as the fact that you call ganking and piracy "emergent gameplay". the fact that you think your "art " is revolutionary in any way is highly amusing to say the least.
      your assumption that it upsets me for some reason is beyond me, it is just another example of how code thinks it's having a bigger effect than it actually is. (sorry to disappoint you )
      so thanks for the short pseudo-intellectual debate it was interesting for a minute or two.
      i will happily go back to my non code compliant part of new eden now knowing you and your like are not there.
      have a nice day

      p.s i'm happy you enjoy playing guitar a most admirable pass time.
      far better than the acts of piracy you commit in game.



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