Saturday, January 24, 2015

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #71

If you're driving down the road and you hear a loud whining sound, something may be wrong with your car. If you hear the same noise when you're playing EVE, something may be wrong with the miner you just ganked.


If you're requesting reimbursement on the grounds that you didn't violate the Code, it's best not to violate the Code. Paying me respect is as important as paying me 10 million isk. Think about it.


There are other "codes" out there in highsec, but there's a reason they never catch on. Only one Code is worthy of a capital "C".


According to an anonymous miner, the New Order isn't like the CIA of the early '70s or the late '70s, but specifically resembles the CIA of the mid-'70s. This is nonsense. The CIA has had its share of failures, but the Code always wins. And there's never any blowback.


"rimjob" is another one of those subject lines that rarely precedes a high-quality EVEmail.


Freddy Tilton claimed to see the New Order lose a battle once. The story didn't hold up to scrutiny. A report of a Code defeat is like a UFO sighting.


A better question might be, why wouldn't a gamer want spice in his game? People play games to have fun. Unless they're bot-aspirants, that is.


Tarquin Meza wouldn't pay for a mining permit because he was worried about what might come next, like having to pay for hauling, etc. Personally, I put little stock in slippery slope arguments. By the way, you need to buy a permit for hauling, etc.


Missions in 0.9 security systems are also subject to the Code. Yes, pretty much any use of highsec services requires a New Order permit. But that's only because our permits are so versatile--they cover everything!


Highsec miner Alex Taranogas denied being AFK. He said he hated AFK miners as much as we do. He's on our side, right? Was our Agent wrong to gank him? Well...


...It didn't take long for Alex to spill the beans. He was eating pizza instead of playing EVE. Permits and pepperoni: You can enjoy both, but dock up first.


I only wish Freud could have lived long enough to study the highsec miner.


Then again, sometimes a rhinoceros is just a rhinoceros.


According to the theme park crowd, EVE is dying because you "can't fly safe in this game". But isn't that the concept that brought EVE to life in the first place? It's like blaming death on being alive too much.


Among my favorite complaint lines is the "I used to support you" or "CODE used to mean something", etc. The complaint invariably comes from someone who never had a permit to begin with. I encourage all carebears to plan ahead. If you want to make that complaint in the future, you'd better establish your Code-compliance cred today!

37 comments:

  1. You do not deserve any respect jamie...and you have done nothing to EARN the 10M Isk you claim is owed to you pirates...

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  2. The Code ALWAYS Wins!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!

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    1. The code looses way to often to always win.
      I personaly havent seen one of ya'll ever do a sucessfull gank.
      I have however seen tons of your failures :)
      Keep on loosing you beautiful snowflake you.

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    2. https://zkillboard.com/alliance/99002775/kills/

      And that's just the CODE. Alliance.

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    3. oh this is usefull dj, unlike you :)
      Now we know what systems to avoid on a daily basis :)
      Easy enough to check where ganking is going on and being somewhere else :)
      Good boy dj, *tosses dj a bone*
      -=M=-

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    4. Why did you link our super secret public killboard!?!

      Now they know everything!!!!

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    5. Anon @ 1:23 AM

      Yes, if you carefully look - you will see you need to avoid all system that are in what is called "High-Sec" to avoid the New Order.

      Good luck with that! ♥

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  3. TL;DR
    Just more boring BS anyway.
    To bad that CODE members believe your lies james.

    -=M=-

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    1. Dear Mr M,

      Boring you claim. Too long to read you claim. BS you claim.

      Yet it appears you you still feel compelled to take precious time out of your day to post here. I call BS on your dismissive attitude. I think you are majorly emotionally invested in James 315 & The Code. If you weren't (as you claim), you wouldn't be posting.

      Have a great day. The Code always wins!!

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  4. "A report of a Code defeat is like a UFO sighting."
    Indeed. Alot of people want to believe this.

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  5. RIP Judge Oatmeal.

    We will miss you!

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    1. "RIP Judge Oatmeal."??
      Did he deepthroat to deep or what?

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    2. Could be he got a free party with the girls of new order, and it was to much for his poor heart. Either that or he caught something that didnt agree with him, he should have wrapped it before going near kaely, just saying.

      -=M=-

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  6. "waiting to be killed one more time"

    Way to set the bar really low for yourself.

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  7. "I suggest you go to the zoo and perfectly legal to satisfy orally rhinoceros"

    LOL

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    1. That was my favorite part also. Thank you google translate

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    2. Sounds very much like something alana would do, just saying.
      Course she does have plenty of 'experence'.

      -=M=-

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  8. Always good for a little cheering up,
    hope for another long read on mittani soon though, had a nicer form then this.
    Sometimes im even tempted to get a permit just for the sheer fun of helping this nutjob^^

    Jeiden

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  9. these posts give me the spiciest boner

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  10. yawn...highsec PvE players keep minting isk, and the code just keeps on losing.

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    1. ISK, what is it good for? As you so fondly point out all the time your in game actions reflect on your real life actions. So according to Veers you are greedy capitalist pig who does no good and only looks out for himself. shame on you Veers I thought you had ideals but it turns out you are just a whore.

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    2. it lets you buy stuff.....it means you have a job and are part of the eve economy. I'm a proud capitalist and contributor to increasing Eve GDP

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    3. keep grinding away, little bot. keep grinding away...

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    4. Highsec PvE =/= botting, fool.

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  11. Just play DayZ or H1Z1 and leave the crappy game EVE that CCP thinks belongs to idiots like Code.
    As long as they don't want to see the problems they don't deserve our money, simple as that.
    In DayZ and H1Z1 you know for sure that there are no place called High Security that tells us they are more safe than others, in those games there are no safe places that so ever.

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    1. So it's the word "Highsec" that's getting you huh? hmmm...

      -Oink

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    2. Don't call it something it isn't, easy as that.
      If it's called High Security it should be more secure than sov null, but right now sov null is safer than High Sec.
      Code. can't roam free and gank in sov null so...

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    3. Thank you for your reply, Anonymous 7:02.
      If you look at the bare mechanics alone, highsec, being the place with police and navies and sec status and gate guns etc., obviously offers more security than null, which has none of these things.

      The kind of security you're talking about is due to the actions of thousands of players that have worked together to create the current situation. Now, CCP could react to this by changing the name of Highsec, but what's to stop future player actions from reversing the trend and restoring this "security" you speak of? Would CCP then need to switch it back?
      This seems like a lot of time and effort, and for what reason again? To keep people from presuming things?...

      My final question Anon 7:02: What if CCP listened to your suggestion and changed the name of highsec? Would you then be happy? I kinda doubt it...

      -Galaxy Pig

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  12. I think the new order should start to issue mission permits and high sec travel permits. At the cheap cheap sum of 10 mill iskies.

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    1. These things are already covered under the mining permit.

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    2. The only thing covered by the cost of the mining permit is the cost of the catalyst...

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  13. "AnonymousJanuary 25, 2015 at 12:45 PM" And maybe anal probe permits so you don't do anything Code. illegal? :P

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    1. From what i understand, Kaely offers anal probe permits, along with just about everything else.
      Keep working it hard kaely!

      -=M=-

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    2. You seem to have an unnatural obsession with Alana and I Anon. I think you should seek some mental help. Stalking is a crime. Explain to me again exactly how "being a code whore" works in a game again with people I've never met. I'm confused...perhaps you can enlighten me how this is done. You are a coward. If you're going to feebly attempt to troll someone...at least have the balls to do it with your name, otherwise you are just another prepubescent, idiotic internet basement dweller. Oh no...some internet idiot doesn't like me..what WILL I do...lol Comment sound familiar? I bet it does. You know exactly what I'm talking about don't you :). mmmmhmmmm XOXO

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    3. @ Anonymous 10:16. What is your issue. For someone who preaches about code being the bad guys, you sure are proving them wrong. I don't know what you issue is and I don't care. But do yourself a favor and STFU. You are only making yourself look like a fucking idiot. Sooner or later they will find out who you are. Two words for you, IP address. Smooth genius. I'm not even a code supporter but your verbal excrement is beyond tolerable and completely un-called for. Like Kaely said, if you're gunna troll, grow a fucking pair and do it with your name. It's dumbfux like you that make peole join code. Enough with the personal attacks. Step the fuck up or STFU. That is all.

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    4. LOL...he won't comment with his name. He's a coward...and he knows damn well he'd be banned if he did. But you are right about one thing, we will figure out who he is eventually..(not there isn't a good idea already). Ty anyways..i appreciate the comment...but I can handle this moron myself. He has already lost and there's nothing he can do to hurt me anyways. I just laugh and go about my day while he spends his on here attempting to troll :). I am actually kind of flattered I have become so important to him..though it is a bit creepy lol. let him troll..the end is near :P XOXO

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