The robbery would not take place that night. TheInternet's spies in CODEdot told him that the New Order was building a huge stockpile of gank ships for Christmas. If they hit the "bank" the day before Christmas, it would be a bigger score.
As it always does, the carebear's mind soon drifted to thoughts of isk.
JTClone didn't just want to destroy the New Order and become the first victorious rebel; he also wanted to be filthy rich. He had been getting nowhere on any of these goals--until he met up with TheInternet and Captain Rick, who promised him everything.
The self-styled rebel leader admitted he had some grudging respect for the New Order's operations. Even the most obstinate bot-aspirants today can hardly deny our effectiveness.
JTClone was tuckered out. Anticipating a heist that night, his heart had been racing. Now he would need to wait one more day for the big job.
It would all be worth it, though. JTClone would bathe in Agent loyalanon's tears, achieving vengeance after months of helplessly watching loyalanon's fleets kill freighters.
[ 2014.12.23 21:49:02 ] TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > JTClone Ares we're looking solid for tonight, guys are saying it looks greenFinally, the time came. Though somewhat sleep-deprived, JTClone had not been tortured, according to international law. Nevertheless, carebears need at least 8 hours of sleep to fight the Code to the best of their ability. Otherwise they may fall asleep while they are mining or autopiloting in anti-tanked ships.
JTClone Ares > kk
JTClone Ares > I should warn you I only got like 5-6 hours of sleep because i wanted to sleep in and that did not end up happening so
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > lol might be a good idea to try get a nap in if you can, it's going to be a long night
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > we'll be very busy once the ball starts rolling
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > you have an alt that you can use as a lookout? we need to have eyes on the undocks of several hubsJTClone was instructed to log off his JTClone Ares character, and to log in on two new alts. This would lull the New Order into a false sense of security. But it came with a drawback: While his main was logged out, he wouldn't receive any notifications if something bad happened to his alliance.
JTClone Ares > Possible but it lags my computer out when I duel screen eve
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > alright well if you can log in two chars at once that would be better, we need to have eyes on as many hubs as we can
JTClone Ares > I had 2 other accounts bulled the plug since I have no money
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > as long as they're in NPC corps they'll be fine as long as you clear the bios. link the names please so I can make sure we've got all of our positions filled out
JTClone Ares > so dock up and create 2 new alts
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > yes, one on each account
JTClone Ares > okayJTClone logged off his main and came online with his two alts: "Sexy Man" and "Sexy Avatar".
JTClone Ares > give me a sec
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > just pop in here with the new alts. codeword is pickles
Sexy Man > getting other alt online
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Alright 1 down 1 to go
Sexy Man > Sexy Avatar
Sexy Man > so how long did it take you guys to get people into code to help you take them out?The long wait began. To ensure the success of the heist, the conspirators needed key CODEdot leaders to be offline, and they needed all their spies to be online. It might take a while, but the stars would align eventually.
Captain Rick Tyson > not long. they recruit lots of new players so it was quick and easy in most cases. moving up once in was a different story tho. anyways brb
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > the most important person to our plan became disillusioned with CODE. after all of the political infighting recently
Sexy Man > I want to meet this defector
Sexy Man > once the op is done though
[ 2014.12.24 03:26:09 ] Sexy Man > its going to be a long ass nightAlmost six hours later, the stars were not quite aligned yet. The good news was that TheInternet was increasingly confident that the heist would take place. JTClone was delirious with excitement.
Captain Rick Tyson > yeah its probably gonna be a bit late
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Gentlemen, this is the operations room for the downfall of CODE
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Buckle in, I'm 95% sure that we will pull this off tonight
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Check that, 98%
Sexy Avatar > let us begin when the light is green
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > will be ramping up in stages over the coming hoursThough frustrating, the wait was absolutely necessary. Once the die was cast, once the Rubicon was crossed, there was no going back. Either the New Order or the resistance would be triumphant that night.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I'm going to grab a coffee
Sexy Man > I should go grab coffee as well
Sexy Man > god i want to see loyals face after this op
[ 2014.12.24 05:32:56 ] Sexy Man > Loyal is going to go all awol on meAs the hours ticked by, the stars came closer and closer to perfect alignment. Information was starting to trickle in from the spies, who were tallying up the assets contained in CODEdot stockpiles. The heist was going to be bigger than anyone imagined.
Sexy Man > which will be funny
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > lol
Sexy Man > God this will be funny
Sexy Man > stealing like 10K+ ships
Sexy Man > from code
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Sexy Man open up anti-ganking, something is going on thereSuddenly, TheInternet received startling news: Something was going on in the Anti-Ganking channel! At the very moment JTClone and his fellow conspirators were about to strike, the New Order's now-famous liberation of Anti-Ganking took place. It gave JTClone even more motivation to ensure the heist would destroy CODEdot forever.
Sexy Man > shit
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > yeah this is worrying
Sexy Man > indeed it is
Sexy Man > Damn it
Captain Rick Tyson > why whats happening i havent looked at it?
Sexy Man > code took over the Anti-ganking channel
Sexy Man > we will need to hit them fast and hardNow it was time. JTClone Ares heard destiny knocking on the door. He was prepared to rise to the challenge. Now was his chance to put a stop to the New Order and take his rightful place as leader of the Anti-Ganking community.
Sexy Man > okay
Sexy Man > I am so going ot be making a speech and a new channel for anti-ganking and so rubbing it in codes face
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > somebody will need to rally the troops man
Sexy Man > I guess I am finally going to lead AG and be the head of it. Although I swore not to. I guess I will once this op is complete
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Sexy Man I think you're the man to do it
Sexy Man > I am
Sexy Man > although I hate doing something when the enemy are complete morons though
Next time: The shocking conclusion!
LOL! You can just taste the incoming disappointment.ReplyDelete
Please dont ruin my dreams!!!!ReplyDelete
The Code ALWAYS wins!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!
Goddamnit, this is one strung out story.ReplyDelete
Like JTClone, he got strung out, too.
Sexy Man > although I hate doing something when the enemy are complete morons thoughReplyDelete
The irony in every part of this tale has been so delicious.
Waiting for the Grand Finale!ReplyDelete
I swear James, you are one hell of a writer; the way you've put this together...it's cliffhanger after cliffhanger!ReplyDelete
Props to our Agents too; masterclass in exploitative psychology. Or something.
There shall be tears the like of which Chribba has never seen......ReplyDelete
Hell, not even Guard.
"Sexy Man > although I hate doing something when the enemy are complete morons though"ReplyDelete
As they say, you are your own worst enemy.
All this anticipation... so many hopes and dreams on the line.... for hours...days...ReplyDelete
JTClone, I just want you to know that I send my regards.
I swear this is like 1,000 Arabian Nights.ReplyDelete
Everyone must become aware of the fact that CODE. is not the only group that employs spies.ReplyDelete
Perhaps it is time for CODE. to learn some humility.
These leaks will continue, and grow more damaging, unless James 315 halts the release of 'Ocean's Zero, part 6'.
It would be most wise for the New Order's leaders to remember the events of September 10th, 2014.
Guiding Hand Social Club alumni
HIDE THE SCHEDULES!!!!Delete
I think we all agree that any level of damage a rebel could do is worth the release that part 6 will bring us. This tension is killing me.Delete
I'm afraid the anonymous vigilantes are going to steal James 315's golden Catalyst, which brings luck and prosperity to all of us if the part 6 will be released.Delete
Sloppy photoshops from AGDelete
@ Anon 5:45Delete
I have a plan to steal James 315's Golden Catalyst. I will need your cooperation to pull this off. Please contact me in-game for details.
-Captain Rick Tyson
Oh man I lold XDDelete
CODEleaks represents a clear and present danger to CODE. operations. We need to find out who this person is ASAP!Delete
"These leaks will continue, and grow MORE damaging" (capitalization mine)Delete
This falsely implies that the purported "leaks" above are damaging. For this reader, at least, they serve only as a source of lols at JT Clone Ares' expense.
I have information about these leaks and am pretty sure I know exactly where they are coming from. Will all officers with level 3 or higher CODEdot clearance please contact me for a emergency meeting?Delete
"Check that, 98%"ReplyDelete
You still got it, man. Never change. I laugh e'rry time.
This is more intense GoT season 2 finale. Will JTClone and Veers make sweet love after the heist? What will AG do with all that isk? Is there a bonus room setup?ReplyDelete
While I love the blog this material really belongs on e24 or TMC to catch a wider audience. It's like a ALOD but without the ships!
This was all a part of the plan. Just watch and see!ReplyDelete
ALL HAIL CFCODEDOTReplyDelete
Previously the Savior of Highsec had described carebears like this as "comeuppance magnets" and, truly, it has never been a more apt description than today.ReplyDelete