Monday, January 5, 2015

Friend, Father, Victor

For some, post-holiday January can be a bit of a letdown. Not for the New Order, though. Every day is a celebration for us. In highsec, each day of the New Order era marks a new holiday.

...But it never hurts to have another dose of Sasha Nyemtsov to get you going, eh?


Sasha's latest vocal contribution to the cause: A reading of the "How the New Order Will Achieve Final Victory" series, which was originally published on MinerBumping in January 2014. Read it, listen to it, make a carebear read it, make a carebear listen to it. To prepare yourself for the next entry, go back and read the whole series here:

How the New Order Will Achieve Final Victory, Part 1
How the New Order Will Achieve Final Victory, Part 2
How the New Order Will Achieve Final Victory, Part 3


BONUS!

With a few strokes of the paintbrush, Andouille Sausage reminds us of the New Order's long tradition of stellar artwork.


"Friend to the Miner" reminds us that although I'm in a position of supreme authority over everyone in highsec, I'm always approachable, even to the lowest miner. (Time permitting, of course.)



In "Benevolent Father", Andouille highlights another important feature of highsec's Saviour. I view all the PvE'ers as my children. They seem to share this perspective of our relationship, as evidenced by their oft-childish behavior.

Permanent links to all New Order artwork--including a library of Sasha's recordings--may be found on the Links page.

24 comments:

  1. Where are my darts, you get 100 for every dart that hits the buffoon of highsec in the face, 25 points anywhere else...

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    1. Darts players that have read the Code know that you have to be awake and in front of the dartboard in order to hit your target. As such, the Savior's benevolent visage is forever safe from the malicious schemes of the AFD (away from dartboard) carebear. Victory!

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    2. It's amazing how the Code. ALWAYS wins! ALWAYS!

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    3. Darts? why not a griffin, a fast locking pvp frig or dessie, why not some tank for gods sake, or better yet just be aware of your surroundings.

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  2. But the none AFD, player will be putting a lot of holes in that face...I know I will be...( on the printed pictures, for those having difficulties separating G from RL )...

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    1. One thing that we really really enjoy about CODE. is that we inhibit the activities of people who actually like to torture people. Most of the people we harass are people who actually would be so passive aggressive as to throw darts at someone else's picture.. probably because they were too weak or cowardly to beat them up face-to-face in a fair fight.

      But then again, the CODE. is about purging passive aggressive hatred and cowardice from this game.. so I guess it's necessary.

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  3. oh goody my favorite voice covering my favorite topic

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  4. You idiots must like to re-purpose other peoples political artwork....

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    1. Don't forget it's propaganda from China's Great Leap Forward. The event that caused a famine, resulting in the deaths of tens of millions of people.

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    2. well you can't feed your kids on veldspar

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    3. You can't feed them on new order lies either...

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    4. What else does the "Benevolent Father" feed his children...pink sausage and bullshit?

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    5. Wisdom, money, leadership, direction, and above all, the blessed Code.

      You should seriously figure out why we Agents think the Code is so good. Here's a hint; it's not because we're trolling or because we're idiots. There are very good reasons for being Code-Compliant; they have to do with the fact that EVE Online has been a community for ten years, so most of the things that can happen with an online community in other games have already happened here- we've seen them, we've solved them, while we watch other online communities suffer horrendous shortcomings like draconian moderation, pay-to-win item stores, and extremely entitled PvE communities, that can and do turn what would be wonderful games into bot-infested sludge. Look at MWO. Archeage. Fucking WoW. Star Citizen. The aborted fetuses of Transverse and Seldon (Now Sudden) Crisis. Destiny. Hell, even look at Planetside 2.

      When we ask for 10 million isk for a permit, we're not asking for "money." 10 million isk isn't "money." 10 million isk is respect. 10 million isk is a decently fit t1 PvP frigate, the same that any decent Eve player would give to any new player whom he/she liked without breaking a sweat. 10 million isk, put simply, is showing that you respect an experienced group of players enough to think about more than money, to give them a tip of the hat, to play along with our game, and not be an anti-social douchebag. It opens doors to a whole section of the EVE Community that has massive resources, is capable of being extremely generous, stays at our keyboards because we like playing this game, and generally plays this game the way that it's meant to be played. To borrow a phrase from Brave, the "Fun per Hour" that we achieve in CODE. I can easily say, is probably one of the highest in the game, or in any game.

      The question for you, is, do you want to pay that 10 million isk, get that permit, get on board, and be part of the best online experience in gaming period?

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    6. Ming Tso, thank you so much for writing that. It was like an injection of the Code straight into my heart. I feel re-energized and full of zealous desire to spread James' word to the unfaithful.

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    7. So give us isk as we should be respected...give us isk because we should be liked. Playground antics by the looks of things. pathetic....

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  5. We will guarantee that the New Order will never see 2020.

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    1. Ha! Try to set a realistic goal huh? You might want to edit that to 3020. Afk bots might make something happen by then.
      Nah! You better plan for 4020, give yourself time to get back from your collective bathroom breaks.

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    2. When it comes to guarantees, where is the safer place for our money?

      The Man who *guaranteed* that He will write a post on this forum, detailing His victory over the unwashed masses of highsec, every day until the servers go dark? Who has done nothing but that for the last two and a half years?

      Or the anonymous Anti-Ganker who "guarantees" that the New Order will fail to exist sometime in the next five years?

      I don't know about you, but as a neutral observer, I'd say that James 315 is going to be around a lot longer- and will always be collectively richer- than anti-ganking EVER will be.

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  6. James is nothing more than a self righteous pompous ass

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    1. you should love more and hate less, friend.

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  7. Your propaganda is worse than North Korea.

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    1. Saying it repeatedly wont make it grow any bigger.

      Headshot!

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  8. Friend to the miner
    The Father of Highsec loves
    Even the lowest

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