Friday, January 23, 2015

The Women of the New Order 2015 Calendar

What do women want? For a time, CCP believed women simply wanted to walk in stations, or perhaps to play an MMO based on the "World of Darkness" franchise. The New Order knew better. In reality, the women of EVE have always desired exactly what you'd expect from reasonable people: Emergent gameplay, a proper risk/reward balance, PvP with consequences for both winners and losers, danger in every sector of the galaxy, and a system geared toward human interaction instead of AFK automation.

Also, the Code.


It's no surprise, then, that the women of EVE have flocked to the New Order, which does its utmost to promote their shared values. In celebration of this, Agent Kaely Tanniss has created something truly special...


This 2015 calendar highlights the women--or female avatars, at least--who help keep highsec Code-compliant. I can't do the artwork justice in this small space, so clicking on any of the images will send you to the Women of the New Order 2015 Calendar album on Imgur.


And what a calendar it is. Kaely has painstakingly crafted everything you could want from a New Order-themed calendar.


Note: For those who are unfamiliar with Imgur albums, you can mouseover the upper-right corner of an album's images to get the calendar pages in full resolution.


For each month of the year, you get pictures, quotes, and vital statistics on one of our finest Agents.


And, of course, you get more wisdom from the Saviour of Highsec!

Send your thanks and congratulations to Kaely Tanniss for this unique project. As always, you can find a permanent link to the calendar on our Links page, along with all other New Order artwork.

113 comments:

  1. Wow... this is beautiful! Thank you so much for putting this together Kaely!

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  2. NotTheSmartestCookieJanuary 23, 2015 at 6:56 PM

    I'm impressed. I should resubscribe my account...

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  3. Beauty draws beauty
    The fairest damsels in EvE
    prove The Code's beauty

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  4. well done! definitely getting one!

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  5. Gaylord FappingtonJanuary 23, 2015 at 7:30 PM

    This is really something else. I expect this to be hanging in every locker at the bath and tennis club before the end of the week.

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  6. Great work Kaely! I'm sure there's even more wonderful artwork coming our way. Make it so!

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  7. Kaely ALWAYS Wins!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!

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  8. Magnificent - Kaely you rock!

    Borgia

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  9. and they say the new order doesn't create content. Clearly they have it all year round

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  10. the new order creates nothing but rage and tears which is what the new order is all about despite their claims to the contrary.

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    1. * Ilithyia Borgia hands anon @ 8:37 a tissue and some diaper rash cream.

      ~Borgia

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    2. What do you call this? I call this, "The New Order 'creating' a pretty awesome calendar!"

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    3. Anon 8:37..lighten up. I haven't seen the AG's create anything but hate, discourse and rumors. I hope you like it though. There's no denying, when it comes to content..Code provides. :)

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    4. @ Ilithyia Borgia
      thanks i'll take the tissues and use them as ear plugs so I don't have to listen to the self aggrandizing clap trap that gets spouted by you code flunkies you can keep the diaper rash cream as I'm sure you will have greater need for it than I as I don't hang in the same circles as you do.
      and @Kaely Kakes you are correct about AG's but their hate is both fostered by, and encouraged by you lot. you call it "emergent gameplay" they call it griefing .
      dress it up how you like what you do is neither positive nor is it changing anything it's simply giving you lot your jollies.
      I avoid both sides like the plague that way new eden is a much better place for me to enjoy.
      my "emergent gameplay " is the ability to pvp, pve, trade, mine or station spin at my leisure without the petty interference of james and his code.
      and long may it stay that way.
      have a nice day

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    5. I mean, even if we were encouraging the hate, why would they continue to be hateful unless they wanted to? Are you suggesting the anti-gankers are weak-willed enough to be manipulated by us?

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    6. @ 290xanaots
      there is no "if" here you guys do what you do then sit back and watch the rage.
      do you not ?
      and while some members of anti-ganking may indeed be just that weak willed the majority of them are not. they do however respond with the very emotions you are trying to encourage hate, rage, and aggression.
      you then get to come here and write about how horrid and violent they are for your own amusement.
      now I know your going to say I am wrong and maybe throw in a "calm down miner " here and there but as a member of neither the ganking nor the anti-ganking community and someone who views this blog and code and anti-ganking from a distance (a very big distance I might add ) that is what I see.
      you make concerted efforts to harm people (in game of course) to get the response you want, you get said response, you laugh at, ridicule, and generally try to belittle that community.
      some of them respond with just as much spite and malice of their own and you guys get your jollies both in game and in this blog.
      that's what I see. (don't bother spouting all that "emergent gameplay " rubbish)
      that's just smoke and mirrors for what you like doing .
      have a nice day

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  11. I found this calendar surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

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    1. Ewww...just ewww...lol. Glad to be of..uh...service? :P

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    2. Man, Code really can pick some ugly broads for this line up.
      Did you spend weeks looking for the most ugly ones, or do they just naturaly flock to code?

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    3. Anon 10:08..All of this hate to Code. All of this discourse and angst toward its supporters...and yet you find and take the time every day to be on this page and read it, comment it, and take it in. That doesn't sound like someone who hates the Code, it sounds like someone who has a secret envy or obsession. Or perhaps you're just an attention whore who has nothing better to do than seek attention from others. Either way, it's rather pathetic. If you hate Code so much, why visit its site daily? Hmmm? It's like that creepy stalker in the windowless white van...only you don't offer candy :(

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    4. Its actully alot simpler then that kaely. You see i simply dont like code, so i take every chance to make you lot cry and then collect the tears. :)
      There has been plenty of tears from you lot to collect lately, and im sure when more of you all get banned, there will be even more tears flowing :)
      Make sure to keep a bucket handy, dont want to waste all those code tears. Now be a good girl and get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich :)

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    5. LOL. You're so cute. Nice try to get me riled...you see, I cannot be riled by someone who is afraid to reveal who they are, hiding behind a computer screen. Keep hiding, by all means. You keep telling yourself that you don't like code..the truth is obvious, you're obsessed. Besides, you wouldn't like my sandwiches, I'm not the greatest cook. You keep that bucket though...because we all know what it's full of...and it isn't tears :)

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    6. yea, wouldent want to get sick of your cooking. Its quite enough to be sick of this calander :) I hide behind being anon because it annoys you so much. Makes it easy, i could be just about anyone in game and you dont know who :)

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    7. I would not worry about him DJ. He's just desperate to be relevant.

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    8. If i where desperate to be relevant ild have joined code like you did.

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    9. Man are you sharp. Great come back. lol

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    10. this is the same anon who claims to not play eve, yet somehow knows all about the code and it's members and takes time out everyday to criticize people he never has any in game contact with. I think you're telling porkies anon

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  12. The New Order should have the equivalent of some kind of Golden Globe awards for agents, that'd be so fun.

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    1. Yes! i agree. Could start with most retarded code member of the month award.
      Then you could move on to Code member who got banned of the month award.
      So many awards that could be given out!!!!

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    2. Set it up. Start a blog, go to town on it and show us your more than a Anon crying out for attention.

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    3. *awards "The Colonel" "most butthurt code member award"*
      It has a depression at the top where you can accumilate and store your tears.
      *shakes "The Colonel's" hand*

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    4. Captain Relevant stands forth!
      This is likely the most attention you have ever had. Congrats!

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  13. Awesome!! I hope you all like it. It was fun making it. You guys are all great and it's the least I can do :) XOXO

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    1. Least you could do is go get banned like the other code monkeys.
      Not to worry thou, when you eventully do get banned, like all code does, you will at least have here to come to and cry for.

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    2. Won't happen..sorry to disappoint you. :) Do I detect some deep down self hatred that goes back to your childhood. Did you get bullied in school Anon 10:07? Eve is a game. get over it. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Stop crying like a child on the playground who wants to change the rules of the game because they cannot win by the current rules. Someone is always "cheating" when you can't seem to pull ahead. I sense it is an inadequacy on your part..not the fault of Code or anyone else. The best I can do is offer you a tissue..or perhaps a diaper. :) XOXO

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    3. Nah, i actully was the one to beat up kids when i was a kid, and they where usualy the ones bigger then me :)
      Hold on to that tissue for youself, im sure given time you will be needing it, or needing to offer it to another banned code member. Remember how many already have been banned, the ones who havent been banned are just on the waiting list to be banned :)
      Oh, and ugliest one on the list is ms december. Where ever did you find that one? I had to wash my eyes out after looking at it.

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    4. Oh...and Code are the sociopaths ;)...you heard it here folks :P

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    5. I might have been halfway impressed with this rag you made if it had been swimsuits or such. Course if it had been swimsuits james would have instisted to have been the cover model. Even the blind would have vomited at that.

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    6. A concerned MinmatarJanuary 23, 2015 at 10:35 PM

      Do you do design work in real life? This is very high quality!

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    7. Highly polished crap is still just crap, just saying.

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    8. Anon 10:32: As much as our saviour in a speedo would be a shining beacon of perfection, he will no doubt politely decline as he does not wish to ruin the odds of lesser men to attract suitable mates.

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    9. Oh god, threw up a bit in my mouth at the thought of james in a speedo......
      *turns pale green and runs for the loo*

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    10. @ A concerned minor, I do it in my free time. I am a designer yes, but I design building interiors and have to make presentations to clients often so I do have some graphic design and 3d rendering experience. I don't do graphic design stuff like this for a living though, just for fun. :)

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    11. Ha! "loo"...

      -Oink

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  14. I'm gonna use the calendar as a "ganker to annoy this month" calendar.

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    1. I'm afraid that this unoriginal idea has already been unsuccessfully attempted by equally pathetic carebears.

      Maybe you should just buy a permit?

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    2. oh no, dont try to annoy them, thats when the petitions will flow faster then the tears! Wouldent want code members to claim they are being harrassed, even thou they do that on a daily scedule.

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    3. petition for jamming gankers ? seems legit.

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  15. These women need to get back in the kitchen.

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    1. Try and make them

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    2. I'll just tell them there's an AFK miner at the stove.

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    3. They can't get out of the captain's quarters. 0_0

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  16. SO MUCH BUTTHURT OVER AN AMAZING CALENDAR!!!

    ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE NEW ORDER!!!

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    1. And so chimes in ms november, another ugly picture right there.
      Get in the kitchen! there is a miner in there thats afk.

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    2. I think our friend here has too much free time Alana. :) I'm actually honored he spends so much time commenting on things he knows he couldn't do. Mission accomplished :)

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    3. Oh, even if you offer kaely, which you probaly will, i wouldent do you anyway. Dont want to catch what you got from the guys of CODE.

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    4. Keep on dreaming :) You couldn't handle me...and I am far beyond your league. But then, I imagine any woman is beyond your league. Troll on neckbeard :) XOXO

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    5. kaely...please....your trying to get me mad when i find you mildly amusing at best.
      Your not even close to the level of class of women i find interesting, so i leave you to your CODE boyfriends.....err clients.

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    6. Let the hate flow.... LOL. These miners must just shake and froth at their keyboards, just waiting for the next Minerbumping update.

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    7. pish, i actully enjoy this, tis fun to annoy you code freaks untill one of you blows up at a miner and gets banned.
      So "The Colonel" do you get discount rates from kaely? Or does she charge you regular price?

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    8. Meh... still spouting the "banning" mantra? No one has been banned for ganking idiotic & lazy miners. But you keep wishing, you crazy, special snowflake! And be sure to let us know how it all works out for you... we'll be here.

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    9. Ive been mining ore in systems where ya'll supposedly enforce jimmy's laws, only get on here every now and then when i have to unload some ore. I did see a few of your pass through the system i was in, but you where gone in like two minutes tops. Guess something was chasing ya'll.
      Either that or there was a party going on in kaely's pants somewhere.

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  17. Looks like another code victory :)

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    1. I like it! CODE is finding new ways to fail all the time.
      The calendar should be renamed from "women of new order" to "new order whores", just saying.
      If your all about truth then say the truth ehh?

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    2. I like the idea Anon @ 12:15!
      We can call them NOW for short, or maybe even go with SNO, (Sluts of New Order).

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  18. meh ive seen better

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    1. Yea, ive seen some of the ugliest girls out there when i looked at a redneck calendar. Thought they where the worst, then i saw this.
      Well at least CODE is #1 in something, sadly its just the ugly girl catagory.

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  19. Very well done! Good job, Kaely.

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  20. My 5 cents on the models.
    Jan = Start out the year with a bang. Guess someone got her in the eye. Blue lips look like she is sufficating thou.....defenatly a pass...
    Feb = Even naked and covered in chocolate, 99.9% of the guys would pass on this one.
    March = Unloyal, totaly useless, wouldent touch with a 100km pole. To scared to catch whatever she has.
    April = This one ill give a point, the blue eyes are kinda nice, untill you notice the vacant look in them. Classic case for a dumb blonde without being blonde.
    May = Super sad girl, so sad for being part of code i guess. Also she is a ginger, and they dont have souls, so defanately pass on this one.
    June = WTF?....how did the queen from aliens get in eve?....nevermind, i dont wana know, PASS!!
    July = Another ugly ginger with no soul. I will give a point thou, for half a second i thought it was james as the centerfold.
    Aug = Half blind girl, VERY vacant look in her one good eye.
    Sep = Here dc entropy looks almost like a girl, half point for constructive attempt.
    Oct = WTFH? A schoolbus in leather? Total pass on this one! This one just scares me by looks alone, and turns my stomach quite a bit....
    Nov = Ahh now we get to alanna, slut queen of the New Order. Wears a skirt so its easy to spread her legs. Pass on safety issues, dont wana catch anything the male codes passed on to her.
    Dec = Last but not least, the WNO, Whore of New Order. More code guys have had a turn with this.....thing.....then a door knob at a city hospital.
    Failures, all of them.
    Remember code guys, wrap it before you put it anywhere near these 'ladies of the night', thou in most cases its probaly already to late.

    -=M=-

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    1. Calm down DJ!
      Poor DJ, even if you stick up for these whores and sluts, they still will charge you full price. Course all of them put together would only amount to like 6 isk.

      -=M=-

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    2. Let the bitterness flow through you Anon 3:23. Don't hold back now.
      And once your done with the tears, please show us on the dolly where DJ's Catalyst touched you.

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    3. He never did touch me "colon" err colonel....he was banned before he ever got to try and gank me. He is simply one less code fool that i have to avoid while mining :)
      The banned members of new order always loose, always!!

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    4. Moneybags...is that you again? :P

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    5. Naw, that's "CockAnon," the anon who always tries to tell us we've got James's cock in our mouths or something. "WineAnon" is the dude who's always like trying to "fill up his glasses with our tears" or something.. "BuffoonAnon" is the guy who keeps trying to make "buffoon" a thing.. "WinkyAnon" is the one who always puts smileyfaces at the end of all his sentences. You can see him above. "EllipseAnon" is the one who always ends his sentences in ellipses "because that makes him mysterious" or something.

      Yes, many different people that we make angry daily on this blog. But at least they contribute to our readership count.

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    6. "Smart like Pineapples, these Anon are."
      You need to read that with a yoda voice...

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    7. Lot of sexually frustrated nerds hating on this calendar!

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    8. I don't understand how the carebears try and give our very few "banned" agents so much shit when, with IP changing and what have you, any of them still out of the game are staying that way of their own free will, they could easily come back...

      Am I missing something here? Should we start taunting them for being "banned" from Mario N64 because they haven't pulled it out of their closet and played it in a long while?

      -Oink

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  21. Just got my full quality version, printed on the nice high end office printer - proudly displayed on my wall at home! Wonderful job, Kaely - thanks for taking all the time and effort to create something great for us!

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    1. You bet DJ...how did it come out? I haven't picked up my bound copy from the printer yet. :P

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    2. REALLY good. I'll take some pictures for you!

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    3. I think ill print out a copy also...
      Im going to the bathroom and need something to wipe with...

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  22. I love that Tisiphone is Ms October, she is positively sinister for Halloween. And Chocolate Mooses motto, "from their parents' basements, they stab at thee"? You guys might all be on my pita watch list, and I might groan in despair if I see you in space, but damn you're all witty and entertaining. Except DJ Entropy, who I suspect has been replaced with a comment-bot.

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    1. Thank you for the kind words, I'm just glad that there are so many people out there who appreciate the beauty of our avatars. Kaely, what a wonderful job!

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  23. I love it...look at flamers go. The funny thing is, they think they're trolling...but they fell right into it..hook..line..and sinker. Gj. I applaud you :P

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  24. *quotes taken directly from minerbumping channel in game, and from various other means*
    Kaely Kakes "How about we go to a different channel to negotiate a price?"
    Kaely Kakes "On my knee's will be extra..."
    and of course the best i ever saw....
    Kaely Kakes "Oh i wont do that, even i have some standards"

    -=M=-

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    1. Oh and just to clarify, yes i know i used Kaely Kakes on purpose instead of her in game name *rolls eyes*. While these are things kaely said i didnt copy and paste, i just typed in here what she said elsewhere.

      And for the slut....err i mean alanna, here is one she said before.
      Alanna "If the skirt is in the way i can either lift it or remove it, your call"

      -=M=-

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    2. LOL..such butthurt. You make me laugh anon. The more you comment, the more of a fool you make yourself look like. You don't know me..or what I look like..but I can assure you, there isn't enough money in the world that would ever give you a shot. :) You talk of all this "banning"...yet you post with an anonymous name...why's that? Afraid you'll get banned? I'd pity you, but that would be a waste of my time. Instead, I'll congratulate you. I got you to look at the calendar, Code got you to look at their blog, and we have all collectively become important enough to you for you to rabble on. I'd say it's a victory...We are now in your head and there to stay. Code is your life...admit it. Without us jou'd be insignificant and no one would pay attention to you. lol. Your welcome :P XOXO

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    3. What is it with this guy and skirts?

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    4. Perhaps he's thinking of getting one for himself? I don't judge... what ever float's your boat. :P

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  25. Wow is anon getting paid overtime today?? he/she must really be butt hurt today

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  26. This is so good it ought to be an annual gift from CCP.

    Fedos do nothing but stink the hangar up, but a nice glossy calendar arriving in every carebear's letter box? Perfect, quite a few mother's basements would be brightened up

    Perhaps their permit renewal date highlighted for them - I wouldn't trust some of them with pointy pencils - would help ensure their continual compliance.

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    1. If that were to happen it would be the first thing that CCP gave me that I would trash...

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  27. This is a wonderful piece of art! Great job! hope there's more to come! :D

    -Galaxy Pig

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    1. Now I need to go buy a few sets of darts, this calendar is going to be lots of fun with a set of darts...

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    2. Whatever excuse you need to print out our very own, Anon. ;)

      -Galaxy Pig

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  28. Im sorry for everything that has been said about me, but let me clarify for everyone one.
    Yes i am a whore, been one for a long time for CODE.
    Cheer up! I am now anouncing special rates for 2015! Yay me!

    For the same cost as a mining permit ill let you 'mine' in all my 'belts' for the entire night.
    Special Multi Pass @ 50 million, for you and up to eight of your friends. Each of you will get to 'mine' my 'belts' for the entire night.
    Returning customer discount @50% off. Thats right! if you enjoyed using my belts once you can come back for half off the price!

    Notice, make sure to contact me in game first, as i usualy have a busy scedule of customers. I should be able to 'fit you in' within a week at most.
    As always, my 'services' are 25% of regular prices for any CODE members. I cant forget all my boy toys can i?

    -=Kaely Tannis=-
    "Working it hard to keep CODE on their toes"

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  29. Hot DAMN!
    Im resubbing to get one of those special multi pass's!
    Is it the same cost for the other girls?

    Jeff

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  30. I believe they each have their own 'fees', just kaely has the best and cheapest prices in all of new eden.
    @ jeff, make sure you wrap it before taking her up on her multi pass, you dont know how many others have already taken advantage of her special deals.

    -=M=-

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  31. @ Jeff
    Do you want to go half and half on one of kaelys multi passes with me. Sounds like a good deal but why pay it all yourself?
    @kaely
    What exacaly is it that you wont do?

    Zoe

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  32. This is great next you should make Code Baseball cards or something. The miners could collect them and trade them.

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    1. This idea is absolutely brilliant! Make it so!

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  33. I just today made an account and got into eve online. One person that had my intrest was Kaely, and i talked to her for about 2 hours. She is NOTHING like what the trolls on her make her out to be. She is a very nice and sweet lady. Im not sure where my travels in eve will take me, since im new, but after talking with Kaely, i may follow a path similar to what is laid down by CODE.

    Jeff Arbosa

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    1. Aww, that warms my heart, truly. <3

      Welcome to the fold!


      -Galaxy Pig

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    2. Sounds like kaely had some time to fit you in.
      Hope you had a good time with her, and wrapped it up before hand.

      -=M=-
      ps, just wondering what she charged for you since your a newbie.

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  34. Well, based on what kaely posted above, he can now get the 50% off discount.

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    1. Now im wondering how much it would be to rent all 12 girls at once?
      Kaely gives the multi pass discount, but thats for 9 guys, not 9 girls.
      Would it be a strait 120 mil? What if its the second time around with one of the girls?
      So many questions.....kaely should really answer some more.
      Kaely?

      -=M=-

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    2. So question for everyone. Kaely has come forth to me and asked if i would write a multi part story about her *cough* exploits, in eve. While im obviously not involved, other then writing the story for her, about the guys....err things she has done, i can defenately post a link on here for anyone who might want to read up on codes favorite whore and how she came to be.

      -=M=-
      P.S. Im almost done writing chapter 1, Wow did Kaely ever work it in chapter 1.

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