Saturday, January 10, 2015

The Trial of John Predaetor, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... John Predaetor demanded satisfaction after his Venture was destroyed by Agent Kalorned. John claimed he was not AFK at the time, so Agent and part-time judge Quaker Oatmeal was enlisted to find out the truth. The trial became heated, and the relative distance of John's screen and the size of the cup he was drinking from were hotly contested. Though Kalorned had never lost a case before, an unexpected ruling in John's favor called the outcome into doubt.


John did a victory lap, showing off all the data he had at his disposal.


Now it was Kalorned's turn to ask questions. The newly relaxed and confident John Predaetor casually leaned back in his chair and told Kalorned to fire away.


The Agent eased into his line of questioning. Kalorned is a very experienced prosecutor of carebears. It would be a mistake to underestimate him.


Though he felt he had the edge, John remained on his guard. He dug in his heels and rattled off statistics with all the ease of an Aaron Sorkin character.


John explained that he had caught sight of Kalorned's blinky-red ganker alt at the moment he lowered his beverage. It had been a traumatic experience.


Then things began to unravel.


John reiterated his account of events--perhaps anxious that another discrepancy might have been uncovered.


The miner didn't give an inch. But it was too late. Agent Kalorned was already closing in for the kill.


Frustrated, John urged them not to focus too much on that one detail of his story. There was nothing new here. Nothing to see.


With the dramatic flair for which he is known, Kalorned dropped a bombshell on the proceedings. This time, it was judge Oatmeal who was speechless.


John panicked. He sensed the shift in momentum, and it was seismic. Things were getting out of control.


In seconds, Quaker Oatmeal tested Kalorned's hypothesis with his own cup and computer screen. The results were devastating. Now John Predaetor understood how Kalorned had earned his reputation. If the miner didn't think of something fast, his case was doomed.

To be continued...

31 comments:

  1. INB4 Wolf..:P

    THE CODE ALWAYS WINS!! ALWAYS!

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  2. Veers your a joke in eve. I have many friends in eve from many styles of play. And all think your the joke. So do eve a favour and bio mass here.
    More importantly stop trolling here

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    1. Code troll 315 miners call me a troll. Irony. Biomass is one word, not two. I know you are stupid...but why do you insist on humiliating yourself time after time after time? Get a therapist.

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    2. Veers in real life I may be dyslexic. But in game terms of Eve your the face palm fail.
      I do understand what eves about for game play and concept.
      Just a shame content players like DJ got banned, while your are allowed to spout your verbal S@@@ in the game. Plus also allowed to put your views across here on this forum. I am 100% sure, you wouldn't allow others to put their views across, if you ran this site.
      And you say I humiliate myself?
      Well you name you place and which of the accounts I run in eve, I will happily do PVP against you. But then again I forgot you hide behind the fact you say others are not worthy of PVPing you. Because you think you are like James315. Difference is, he's made his mark within Eve and it's community. You just make your mark has a joke. And at that point not even a funny joke.

      You want to earn my respect, then PVP 1 on 1. Otherwise HTFU.

      Ps I forgot to ask you, when are you off to your parents wedding :)



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    3. Are brother and sister allowed to marry?

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    4. Typical code response....waaa...waaa...I'm "dyslexic" and hence not responsible for my laziness and incompetence. News flash dude....dyslexia don't exist...it's psychological....if you learn to focus it will go away.

      "Content creator" DJ Entropy was a real life harasser scumbag...a stain on our community...and he was rightly banished from it. He is a seriously sick dude who needs a major psychological intervention. I'm doing my best to save the rest of you fools, so you don't get banned just like DJ did.

      I'm not dueling you...you are nothing...I am everything....even james 315 himself would not get a duel.

      There is still time to repent and join the path of the just....seize the moment....carpe diem....

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    5. Veers - a hint, before you jam your foot even further into your mouth.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia

      It exists.

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    6. Great News DJ!!!! We MUST Gank together. The Tears will be EPIC!!! I promise I will try not to shoot you ;)

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    7. I hope you do return. Veers will lose his mind.

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    8. I dealt with real life harassers like DJ before, and I can deal with him again. He got so frustrated that he blocked me in game and resorted to crying on the Eve forums about me.

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    9. Fake Veers: 1, Actual Veers: ???, The rest of us: 6.

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  3. For maximum Law And Order effect, say 'dump dump' at the end of each paragraph break...:)

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    Mike Adoulin

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  4. Excuses from this so called "real life" have never been an excuse for CODE violations. "Real Life" amounts to the kind of "spectral evidence" presented at the Salem Witch Trials, and have no legal standing in modern New Eden trials. There is no place called "real life" in Eve Online, only systems which are defined by CONCORD Security Status designations. Therefore, no claims of evidence stemming from this imaginary "real life" location have any bearing on what happens in New Eden.
    JUDGEMENT FOR THE PROSECUTION, appeal is dismissed.

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    1. Another arrogant response from a stupid code monkey...the code is a farce...and so was that kangaroo court...

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  5. Appropriate music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk

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  6. This John guy argues a lot like Veers does. I am beginning to think we found a Veers alt who mines in a venture, no doubt he is a new player. Veers like space lawyering and insisting on certain points even though it's in contradiction to facts is bad for the game and a crime. You wouldn't do that in RL would you Veers? I suggest a new eve mechanic for disgusting pilots like Veers: RL criminals and trolls should be banned by Concord for up to 1 week from doing any AFK incursions. Any immoral act outside of the game should be considered a crime inside the game, After all you wouldn't troll in RL would you? no you wouldn't because people would catch on to your immoral behavior. Why should it be any different in game or on a blog? This alt of Veers should be banned from AFK incursions right away and being that he is a miner we should also ban Veers from mining.

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    1. *scratches head*

      Lots of confusion here. I always stick to the facts. Let's remember who the real criminals here are - Code. They illegally blow up ships in highsec. They are criminals, and thoroughly bad people to boot. I'm certainly not a RL criminal or troll, nor am I one in game. Incursions cannot be run AFK - find a new talking point.

      Trolling, not that I do it, is not immoral. And this dude isn't my alt. And I always win, of course. And code are miserable criminals who get banned from the game. And incursions cannot be run AFK, idiot. And I don't mine.

      Idiot.

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    2. anon, that is the fun part - it really does not matter. veers and those of his ilk are just angry eve players who have zero impact on the game, and are much better left ignored. they cannot possibly ever win on the field, they hate human interaction and emergent gameplay, and they never last long. It's far better to simply ignore them or respond with "calm down miner"

      I still don't understand why afk miners like veers are so angry and hostile all the time, but hey, whatever makes them happy.

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    3. i wish you lot in code would just admit you get your jollies from pissing people off !! I mean we all already know that's true so just go ahead and admit it.
      you may actually get a little respect then instead of inspiring all this derision you receive ..

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    4. Your respect is irrelevant. Your complete and total compliance to the Code is.
      Get with the program and get permit, for your own sake.

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    5. Or just continue to operate without a permit, as I do, with no real consequences.

      Plus you get to mock the code stooges and their empty threats.

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    6. "Veers BelvarJanuary 11, 2015 at 6:57 AM
      *scratches head*

      Lots of confusion here. I always stick to the facts. Let's remember who the real criminals here are - Code. They illegally blow up ships in highsec. They are criminals, and thoroughly bad people to boot. I'm certainly not a RL criminal or troll, nor am I one in game. Incursions cannot be run AFK - find a new talking point.

      Trolling, not that I do it, is not immoral. And this dude isn't my alt. And I always win, of course. And code are miserable criminals who get banned from the game. And incursions cannot be run AFK, idiot. And I don't mine.

      Idiot."

      Obvious fake for 2 reasons:

      1 - *scratches head* I don't role play like the CODE monkeys do.. or in any other way for that matter.

      2 - "Idiot." This is the know signature of the fake Veers. Try harder, try again.

      I would use a Google account registered with my name, but forgot the password, and would not bother to recover it for you guys.

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    7. @Anon9:01

      What you wish is that CODE. were actually the bad guys you like to pretend they are, so you could feel noble in your antisocial (and temporary) refusal to purchase a mining permit. Unfortunately for you and your isk-grubbing ways, CODE. are the good guys, as even a cursory examination of the Code and our Agents' behavior will show. Our creed is one of social responsibility and cultural outreach, while the AG creed (such as it is) consists of "You'll pry my money from my cold, dead hands" and "interacting with me is against the rules of the game!", followed by irl death threats.

      You can be on the side of the polite, literate people who only want you to participate in the in-game society of modern highsec. Or you can be on the side of the greedy, snarling, eula-breaking bot-aspirants. The choice is yours, anon. Just don't expect us to help you pretend that if you choose the side of AG, you're choosing the side of good.

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    8. i assure you my refusal to buy a permit is not and never will be temporary.
      while I actually agree with you guys killing afk players and bots there is no way on earth you will get me to buy a permit. ever!! ....I don't afk, ever, I'm not a bot, I never autopilot anywhere and you will not be getting 10 mill isk from me unless I quit eve then I may let you has all my stuff ok ?

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    9. Every carebear, upon first learning about the Code, swears that they'll never pay. Many of them have now come to their senses and bought their permits, and more do so every day. Your resistance is noted, anon. But you *will* eventually buy a permit, mark my words. And that is exactly as it should be.

      If you do quit the game rather than buy a permit, please give your things to James 315, not me. He'll know the best use to which to put your generous donation.

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    10. a permit in my bio is never going to happen EVER! I have been aware of you guys for quite some time and have even had the pleasure of fighting you.(in null sec ..... yes you guys do venture there occasionally lol )
      I no longer live in high sec so your kind of irrelevant to me now.
      but this blog is funny sometimes when it's not being too poisonous that is !

      ps the only choice I have is NOT to buy a permit sorry there is no other way I'm afraid

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  7. Next time you submit screenshots of chat, expand the chat. Reading narrow images like that is just stupid.

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  8. Just like veers, i never got a permit, i mine in nul, low and high sec as i want. I never have been killed by anyone from code, and i have killed code ships multiple times. No point to argue with code members, they will just drag you down to their stupidity levels. Just keep doing what you do, mine, run missions, whatever, and when you see someone from code kill them. Simple and easy, just like code members.

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  9. What do you mean 'begin writing'? This entire 'trial' is scripted, just like an episode of Duck Dynasty.

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  10. Now we KNOW that too much role playing does bad things to your mind. as demonstrated by this "trial." This looks staged but that does not change the facts.

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