Sunday, May 31, 2015

Kills of the Week

Carebears are a bunch of sneaks sometimes, did you know that? I'm continually amazed by the sorts of things they try to get away with. It's as if they're unaware that some of the most talented players in EVE are busy patrolling highsec. One way or another, these carebears learn that the New Order has eyes and ears everywhere. Our Agents are monitoring highsec very closely. As if more proof were needed, consider these "gets" from the week of May 24th @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 30th @ 23:59 EVEtime...



It's clear that Lajos38 wanted to anti-tank his Orca and fill it with as much cargo as possible. At some point, he decided he'd better beef up his capacitor, too. Actually, it wasn't necessary to do either of these things. You see, Lajos38's Orca was already marked for death. Agents Aaaarrgg, Turbolaserwolf BurningStar, Mildron Klinker, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, Noll Kion, Blue Suntun, Jeni Savage, Erika Anzomi, Mark Eting, Jason Kusion, Molly Klinker, Lament von Gankenheim, Jaxi Wreckful, Super Perforator, loyalanon, Lisa Tears, and Get Well Soon knew what the Orca was truly meant for: Providing highsec with a big explosion.



It should come as no surprise that a corp with as bot-aspirant a name as "938947 Corporation" would store illegal mining equipment in its Ship Maintenance Array. As the structure was available to be attacked at any time, they were really taking AFK to the next level. Hyperdunking time! Agents Mildron Klinker and Molly Klinker repeatedly bombarded the SMA with their Catalysts until it fell.



Thunor's Claw zipped through a 0.9 security system fairly quickly. Still, you can only go so fast when you're AFK autopiloting. Agent Tisiphone Dira popped the interceptor with no trouble.


A note to all would-be PLEX haulers out there: You can run, but you can't hide. Actually, you can't even run. Don't haul PLEX.



Ouch. What was Yong chu thinking? After Agent Zasar ganked his 1.1 billion isk Bestower, Yong was probably thinking a lot about the New Order, its Agents, and our Code.


The Bestower contained a Loki and a bunch of expensive fittings for the ship. The Loki might have been a more formidable vessel in another player's hands. But if you give a ship to a carebear, they'll always figure out some way to make it defenseless. Shooting ships that can't shoot back, indeed.



There are no snobs in the New Order. We investigate all Code violations, both big and small. BatharHammer might have considered himself under the radar when he flew around with a 32 million isk Retriever. Yet his ship was so poorly fitted that it drew the attention of EVE's #1 ranked PvP'er, Agent loyalanon. And yes, that's a Salvager in the highslot.



In the post-Genolution giveaway era, you'd think the carebears would tone down their decadent pods, especially since so many of our Agents specialize in smashing them. HavokTBP managed to cobble together a 2.9 billion isk pod. As always, the carebear threw caution to the wind and went autopiloting in a shuttle. He was intercepted by Agent Aaaarrgg, who knew from his study of the Code how to deal with autopiloters.


Crystal implants were made to be shattered--just like a carebear's illusions. The New Order is the author of highsec's reality.

32 comments:

  1. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46920240/
    Oh my.....should have gotten a mining permit...

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  2. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46961991/
    Another who failed to get a mining permit....

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    1. 180mil pod loss for billions of isk worth of kills.

      "antiganker" logic.

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    2. Damn.. we have lost. Code is doomed. They got Loyalanon's pod. All is lost. We will never recover from this.
      Oh well.. we had a good run while it lasted, guys.

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    3. It would not have been so bad for loyal, but damn...that was a fail fit pod...

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    4. Pod doesn't have Mining forman links, michi's and Ice hardwiring.
      Pod is fail fit.

      #carebearlogic

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    5. Sarcasm just goes over your head nitetime.
      Loyal should have fit a gun or two to the pod *nods sagely*
      #Nitetimelackoflogic

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    6. Perhaps if you posted with your name, I would have noted sarcasm. But since I see anonymous; I assumed that it was an anonbear who truly believed that this is a great loss to Code.

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    7. Carebear posts my pod lossmail, which really isn't that expensive at all compared to some others I have seen, fails to post the billions of isk I inflicted the past 3 or 4 days alone.

      Bravo! I guess I have to quit eve because I lost my 180m pod >.>

      Please... Come back to me when you have a real acheivement to report....

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  3. Another Successful week for TCE

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  4. Keep marching forward, righteous swords of our Supreme Protector.


    -Galaxy Pig

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  5. "Crystal implants were made to be shattered--just like a carebear's illusions. "

    so good

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    1. "Slave implants were made to be liberated -- just like a carebear's mind."

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    2. "Slaves where made to be liberated -- just like a codebear's mind."

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    3. you can't even quote someone correctly

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  6. 2 freighters saved in Uedama last night...

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    1. And like the carebear with its perfidious and dissembling ways, it can provide no proof of its claims, because it is lying.

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    2. Anon posts about saving freighters. EVERYONE believes it.

      #AnonymousLogic

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    3. 3:20 Eve Time... Lot of messed up ganker ships, Yet no Obelisk??? What ever could have occurred?

      Keep denying it guys, but the Militia is on it's way up. You guys... not so much. :(

      If we're being honest here, let's be honest. :)

      Best part about all this is, we're just getting started.

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    4. @Anon1:50

      Please provide me a link to the blog that you're keeping that details the story of your rebellion.

      Oh wait, you don't have one, because rebel blogs don't seem to last more than two months, because Miners are invariably shifty, bad with money, bad with people, and bad with security.

      Kind of like this one that everybody thought was going to defeat the New Order in a few weeks... hah!
      The "Heroes" of Highsec

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    5. Meh, that blog is obviously made up. Not even done well either.

      I was using zKillboard. Figured that would be factual enough for you. I've found that blogs tend to be full of lies and propaganda...

      You know, like this one.

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    6. of course it wasn't done well. it was done by anti ganking

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    7. That claim is laughable. Do you have a table to get under?

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  7. You know I really want to like code. but then I come across this. https://zkillboard.com/corporation/98397256/
    Really makes me question the validity of anything you guys put out.

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    1. Right. I would totally question the validity of this 12 Billion isk kill...

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    2. @ Ming,
      Kinda like we question the validity of your 'supposed' 11 billion isk donation...

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    3. The kill was API verified you fool....

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    4. And the donation was proven by a screenshot.

      Both proof that CODE. tells the truth!

      We tell the truth, because the truth is so much more powerful than any sort of make-believe, and, well, because we can.

      Part of the reason this blog is so successful is because everything on it is, in fact, absolutely true. We simply don't need to lie. The Carebear threat and depravity can be seen from the naked eye, with no exaggerations or doctoring. It really is as bad as we say it is.

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  8. Its not so much the 12 bil pod kill that shows its kb padding, as the 2.5 bill pod death 5 minutes later, followed by a 5 bil pod death 5 mintues after that, finally with a 2.5 bil pod death 3 minutes after that. All this on a 2 week old character, just enough time to train up cybernetics v.

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  9. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46866496/

    https://zkillboard.com/kill/46866672/

    Strange how these 2 aren't featured.

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  10. https://zkillboard.com/kill/46838928/

    or this one

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