Zawaka Inazuma > o/Corp thief/CEO Yoshiyo had a lot of explaining to do. But it was he who had questions for our heroes. Yoshiyo wanted to know how they justified destroying his corp (that is to say, wardeccing it).
Wendy Valentino > 0/
Yoshiyo Solette > So, I knew you were a spy in Assiettes.
Yoshiyo Solette > Why do y'all do it?
Yoshiyo Solette > Is it just 'cause eve is the game to do it in?
Wendy Valentino > Becuase you are bad.
Zawaka Inazuma > oh be nice wendyWendy and Zawaka were honest with the carebear. Yoshiyo didn't hold much back, either.
Wendy Valentino > Do I have to Zawake?
Yoshiyo Solette > I am bad?
Zawaka Inazuma > your pilot skill is actually pretty good
Yoshiyo Solette > You're a pretty big cunt too Wendy =)
Zawaka Inazuma > your people skills? not so much
Wendy Valentino > But your bad at leadershipThe New Order achieved victory once again: Yoshiyo all but admitted that he had no business trying to run a corporation. Still, he remained defensive. Yoshiyo, who started playing nearly a year ago at the latest, hid behind the old "new players" fallacy.
Yoshiyo Solette > I am not a good leader, yes, =) Well why do you prey on the new players?
Zawaka Inazuma > we were looking for a corp to join, yurs was the easiest to get into, had operations for positive income flow, and in general was a juicy target
Yoshiyo Solette > Okay.
Zawaka Inazuma > we weren't necessarily looking for new players
Wendy Valentino > I'm doing these people a favor and helping them get to better corps, where they will be supported, and get free stuff, just for breathingWendy didn't let Yoshiyo skate by. She reminded the former CEO that it he hadn't shown any concern for the corp members. Wendy was the only one who gave them any support. Yoshiyo couldn't deny it.
Wendy Valentino > Then you stole verything, so we decided to help out the people you betrayed
Yoshiyo Solette > Okay
Zawaka Inazuma > in fact if you were a month or two old we probably would have gone elsewhereThe carebear showed his true colors again. He had no intention of learning from the experience or confessing his guilt. He only wanted to lash out and blame everyone else for his failures. He terminated the convo.
Yoshiyo Solette > Sure
Zawaka Inazuma > but at nearly a year old some money would be expected
Yoshiyo Solette > Well bye again
Yoshiyo Solette > Forgot you all are niggers
Yoshiyo Solette > So why do you attack new players?Five minutes later, Yoshiyo initiated a new convo with Zawaka and Wendy. Once again, he attempted to assert his moral superiority.
Zawaka Inazuma > I don't think I did actually
Zawaka Inazuma > unless you're a new player still?
Wendy Valentino > What he said
Yoshiyo Solette > You guys are such turdsThe carebear was absolutely disgusted by the New Order. Though previously he'd admitted that he was a bad leader, he blamed all his problems on the Code.
Yoshiyo Solette > Ya know that
Yoshiyo Solette > You war dec mining corps
Yoshiyo Solette > Who don't fight people
Yoshiyo Solette > And this is why I can't have a corp.
Yoshiyo Solette > This is the second corp. that's been code-fucked =)Now Yoshiyo revealed the source of his anger: He had already tried to build a PvE corp in the past, and it, too, was destroyed by Agents of the New Order. Tisiphone Dira was invited to the convo; she shared a past with Yoshiyo.
Zawaka Inazuma > oh?
Yoshiyo Solette > Yeahp
Tisiphone Dira > o7
Yoshiyo Solette > TISIPHONE!
Zawaka Inazuma > Tis mentioned your name rang a bell
Yoshiyo Solette > Hey tisiphone!
Tisiphone Dira > I'm doing very well, everything going right for me the last few days :DOn two occasions, the New Order thwarted Yoshiyo's plans to exploit newbie miners. It was quite clear that our power was unstoppable, and that we are vigilant in all corners of highsec. Thus, the Code closed the door completely on Yoshiyo's style of play. Rather than trying to do something else in EVE, he intended to quit.
Yoshiyo Solette > So guys, I think I'm going to quit playing eve again
Zawaka Inazuma > don't do that!
Yoshiyo Solette > Since like really you all fuck it up everytime =)
Wendy Valentino > Adapt
Tisiphone Dira > *gasps*What happened?
Yoshiyo Solette > My corp. got code fucked again Tisi =P
Yoshiyo Solette > So I am going to quitSkeptics and denialists like to claim that the New Order is too small to have an impact on the game. But thousands of carebears will tell you that they have tried and failed to escape our influence. If you're abusing highsec, sooner or later, we will find you and stop you.
Yoshiyo Solette > Have fun ruining the game for others.
Yoshiyo Solette > Just like they always do
Wendy Valentino > Thats great. We want more people that have a good outlook, and fewer people that blame others for thier problems
Yoshiyo Solette > Cool
Yoshiyo Solette > Well bye niggers =)
And so it was that Yoshiyo Solette joined Doomheim, the corp of biomassed characters. He will no longer threaten the peace; he will no longer ruin the EVE experience for new players. Perhaps he will one day return to our fair land under a new guise, with a different name. No matter. Our Agents stand guard, ready for anything. Today, Yoshiyo's corp is dead and the Code is alive.