Thursday, July 23, 2015

Awox Nerf Fails, Sasha Edition

You miss that voice, don't you, reader? You know what voice I'm talking about.


Yes, it's the return of Sasha Nyemtsov. This time, he has brought to life the recent MinerBumping post, Awox Nerf Fails to Boost EVE Numbers. You don't want to miss this one. If you haven't read it yet, now would be an excellent time.


...Or better yet, let the Man with the Golden Voice read it to you.

Contrary to what some say, truth still has value in EVE--even in highsec. And it's all thanks to the New Order that we have so many brave men and women who stand together for the truth. Trust them and no one else.

17 comments:

  1. Yes jamie the truth still has value, that is because the truth or that the new order is a bunch of pirates and you are not the ruler of Highsec, your claim to power is based on a series of lies...

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  2. this psychopathic term awox doesn't apply to me as i'm super human and my corp can't be awoxed even thou many an agent has tried.

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    1. Real butthurt veers

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  3. Sasha Nyemtsov,

    You have been deemed "subhuman" by the New Order of Hitler. It has been determined by the New Order that you shall have the "subhuman" burnt out of you in the ovens. Someone get "it" out of my sight, before have "it" slaughtered right here and now.

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    1. you need more Jesus in your life, friend.

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    2. Ming really needs to get a life. All that hatred will just eat him up inside untill there is nothing left but a shell. Well.....i guess he could then count as a code agent.

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    3. In order to qualify as a code agent, you need to be a delusional sociopathic maniac. As most people don't fall into this category, they are not qualified to be code agents.

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    4. All butthurt

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  4. Soothing, dulcet tones and perfect diction. Classic Sasha <3

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  5. too spineless to use your own voice Jim?

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    1. Too spineless to use your in game name anon?

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  6. I read most MB.com blog posts with Sasha's voice narrating them in in my mind. For me, he's the sound of the New Order. Great job, Sasha!

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  7. the spammbots have found minerbumping!!!!!

    ooohw that irony

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  8. nerf-gun - A tiny utility that returns nerf darts from URLs for npm. he has a good point

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  9. In the other hand, he waved a brand new Nerf gun. “Roger that, Wild Cat,” Ted replied. “Wild Cat to Teddy Bear, be prepared for heavy fire from your right flank. Get More Info

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