Determined to make his dream of an ore buyback program into a reality, TheInternet borrowed another freighter from koiso and more money to buy another POS. Then PwnySquad was hit by another crisis: TheInternet's freighter was ambushed in Uedama!
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > IM BEING BUMPEDAs TheInternet shouted for help in corp chat, koiso told him to check the special officer channel.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > HELP
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > KRAZYTACO IS SHOOTUNG ME
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > HE IS WITH THE CODE
koiso Phoenix > check pwny channel plz thanks
koiso Phoenix > TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet what are you do dont trust ppl to web you if they aint in or corp thats crazykoiso didn't want to make TheInternet look bad in front of the new recruits, so she scolded him privately.
koiso Phoenix > omg
koiso Phoenix > really
koiso Phoenix > why didnt you listen and stay dock up
koiso Phoenix > im 15 j outAll TheInternet needed to do was stall for time. koiso rushed to Uedama in a destroyer that would web the freighter and make it easier for him to warp off. Until then, koiso urged TheInternet to project a sense of calm in the corp chat.
koiso Phoenix > im coming with webs
koiso Phoenix > stop freaking out in corp
koiso Phoenix > thank you
koiso Phoenix > if you want to spam freak out in this channel thank you now calm down they aint going to shoot you or they would have alrdy
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > helpFor the first time, koiso expressed how frustrated she was getting with her director. Meanwhile, back in corp chat...
koiso Phoenix > im omw just calm down
koiso Phoenix > if i get you out of this i swear the next time you dont listen i will kick you out of corp
koiso Phoenix > this is twice now
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > help my shields are almost goner
Kurisa Ongrard > i rallied White Knight Alt Zepher Maulerant Kleptain and were here nowThere was good news on the home front. The four new recruits were assigned to their first PvP mission, and not a moment too soon. PwnySquad's finest, along with koiso, would help TheInternet's freighter escape from CODEdot's clutches.
koiso Phoenix > you in uedama
Kurisa Ongrard > yeah were here, need backup tho
Zepher Maulerant > still active
koiso Phoenix > everyone taget the brutix
koiso Phoenix > invite me to fleetAs koiso was coordinating the fleet, disaster struck.
koiso Phoenix > invite to fleet
koiso Phoenix > fleet me
koiso Phoenix > what are greens doing shoot
koiso Phoenix > well that suckAll four new recruits turned their fire on koiso's destroyer. Now the truth became known: koiso was completely surrounded by awoxers in her own corp. It was the dreaded reverse-awox, in reverse!
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > helpDespite passing a background check performed by another awoxer, White Knight Alt was an awoxer. He demanded one billion isk, threatening to destroy TheInternet's freighter and its precious cargo. PwnySquad's future was hanging in the balance.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > they want 1b ISK
White Knight Alt > give me 1 billion isk or he dies
koiso Phoenix > no
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > HELP FFS
White Knight Alt > i guess you dont value the lives of your friends then?
White Knight Alt > ill kill them all
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > the POS and FUEL and freigther is worth 2x that muchkoiso refused to pay the ransom, out of principle. TheInternet urged her to re-ship and bring enough firepower to rescue him.
koiso Phoenix > srry we dont give money to pirates/scammers
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > than come kill them
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > because if I lose this stuff I dont have anything
koiso Phoenix > its your fualt for not listing
koiso Phoenix > what do you want me to do pod him to death
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > dudeHaving been burned so many times in the past, koiso was reluctant to do anything to save TheInternet. She even began to question his commitment to PwnySquad. In a dramatic moment, TheInternet urged koiso to remember all the times he'd helped her.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > the other guys are trying to help me
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > but ur not wtf
koiso Phoenix > that and i dont know if i can even trust you constidering you might be playing me
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > koiso Phoenix omg
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I'm the only person thats had your back
White Knight Alt > So be it.koiso attempted to reason with the awoxer. She'd given him a free Orca, but it was not enough. TheInternet was running out of time, and koiso was running out of options.
White Knight Alt > he dies.
koiso Phoenix > White Knight Alt why are you in this corp only to seek money from rasoming
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > JUST HELP ME
koiso Phoenix > so you didnt get enough isk from the orca i gave you
White Knight Alt > obviously not
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > HELP MEPwnySquad's leader was in a state of utter confusion. She didn't know if she could trust anyone. Feeling she had no choice, koiso agreed to fleet up with the awoxers again and mount another rescue mission.
Zepher Maulerant > I will avenge you koiso
koiso Phoenix > go for the armor reper
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > WE CAN GET THIS OUT OF HERE WE JUST NEED MORE DPS
koiso Phoenix > Zepher Maulerant how close are you
koiso brought a much more powerful combat ship, but it wasn't enough, since the rest of her fleet still consisted of awoxers.
koiso Phoenix > really noeZepher Maulerant didn't get in on the second kill. He'd only awoxed koiso once, so he claimed total innocence. But koiso had seen enough.
koiso Phoenix > ok well this is pointless
koiso Phoenix > killem leave corp so i can go back to what i was do
Zepher Maulerant > WHy did you leave fleet
Zepher Maulerant > I was asking for orders
Zepher Maulerant > on who to kill
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > BRING A GOOD SHIP FOR ONCETo put it mildly, PwnySquad had experienced a rough couple of days. Could the corp be salvaged? Did TheInternet's dream of an ore buyback program still have a chance of success?
koiso Phoenix > lol good night
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > wait
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > im in comms with the guys who are holding my freigher
koiso Phoenix > of course you are
To be continued...