TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > might be smart to go heavy on defensive mods and then adjust down as safety permitsThe corp needed to get ready for the coming storm. TheInternet was put in charge of preparing wartime defenses. koiso wanted everyone to stay docked up for the week, but TheInternet convinced her that they needed a well-armed POS.
koiso Phoenix > theinterenet you pvp any in your time playing eve
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > yeah a bit
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > couple of cool stories I could tell you lol
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > X-Large Ship Maintenance Array is oursTheInternet withdrew corp funds for the POS and its modules. Due to an oversight, he accidentally spent 750 million of PwnySquad's isk on a module that couldn't be anchored in highsec.
koiso Phoenix > cant achore that in high sec
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > ah crap
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Ill sell it
Luckily, TheInternet was able to recoup 670 million isk by re-selling it in Jita. These funds were not returned to the corp.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Alright good news, my merc contact said he will make the war go awayIt's always nice to have friends in high places. TheInternet came through yet again: His contacts were powerful PvP'ers. They would make highsec safe for PwnySquad once more.
koiso Phoenix > what this favor going to cost us
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > 500m to cover any potential war expenses since it could be protracted
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > he says he can probably get a surrender though because these guys aren't very powerful and can't afford to screw with him
koiso Phoenix > wow your freind pay off they surrenderedImmediately, the wardec went away. Peace in our time, just as TheInternet had promised.
koiso Phoenix > i could kiss you :P
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > i guess these guys have alts in PL lol
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > I'm talking to them in their teamspeak
koiso Phoenix > i guess so now what do we owe themkoiso was invited to join the TeamSpeak conference with TheInternet's allies. Though koiso didn't know it, they were in fact TheInternet's fellow Space Neocons, Agents Kalorned and Gerry Rin. They told koiso about a very special opportunity available for high-quality industrial corps like PwnySquad. The next day, koiso went to the public PwnySquad channel and told one of her random friends about it:
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > idk but they're asking about our corp and what we're going to be doing and stuff
koiso Phoenix > manufacture ships and mine ore and bCO and BCC
koiso Phoenix > if you want i could talk to them
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > yeah they said come on
Hellvetica Agora > what are you guys doing?PwnySquad had moved up in the world. One day they were planning to stay docked up because of a wardec. Now, anything seemed possible.
koiso Phoenix > o/
koiso Phoenix > we moving to nullsec for mining, industrial
Hellvetica Agora > your going to rent?
koiso Phoenix > no free ride
koiso Phoenix > were going to be a feeder corp
Hellvetica Agora > wow how did you manage that?It was almost good to be true: koiso was the leader of Pandemic Legion's next feeder corp.
koiso Phoenix > TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet <--- this guy lol
koiso Phoenix > hes friends with PL
Hellvetica Agora > pandemic legion?
koiso Phoenix > yea
koiso Phoenix > you more then welcome to come out i could use another experance guykoiso offered to share her good fortune with her old friend. He politely declined. Like most highsec dwellers, Hellvetica, a 2009 character, was deathly afraid of nullsec. He wouldn't dare set foot outside empire space.
Hellvetica Agora > na i dont f with 0.0
Hellvetica Agora > ive been out ther so many times its just not fun
Hellvetica Agora > ill give you advice but im not going out there
Hellvetica Agora > you want bpcs ill get you them
Hellvetica Agora > but my ass stays in highsec
There was a lot of work involved with PwnySquad's big move to nullsec. TheInternet agreed to act as the project coordinator. His task was to transfer all of the corp and corp members' assets to his friends in Pandemic Legion, who would safely escort it to the staging area in nullsec. TheInternet met with koiso and her CEO alt in Jita and other stations where assets were stored. All ships and equipment were handed over to TheInternet in a series of direct trades.
Next, TheInternet and koiso joined their PL contacts on TeamSpeak. koiso was instructed to go to a planet in the Gamis system, where a container would be waiting for her with further instructions. It was all very cloak and dagger.
...Emphasis on the dagger. The container had a bookmark inside which declared that the whole "PL feeder corp" thing was a big scam, and that all of koiso's assets were lost forever. While koiso was sitting at the container, one of Kalorned's gank alts arrived to gank and pod koiso for unspecified Code violations. This was the Gamis system, after all.
And so it was that koiso learned that she had been scammed of all her possessions.
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > sorry man this is my fault...However, no one ever told koiso that TheInternet was in on the scam. He claimed he had sent all of the assets to the "Pandemic Legion" contacts and knew nothing about their sinister intentions. TheInternet remained koiso's most trusted advisor. If PwnySquad corp was to be recover from this disaster, koiso would need his help.
koiso Phoenix > its not a big deal
koiso Phoenix > if you want to save face just log off there TS dont give them anymore
koiso Phoenix > im off to bed i'll talk to you tomarrow
To be continued...