Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Just Like the Interbus Ship Identification System

Put yourself in the illegal miner's shoes for a moment.


After no more than a moment in his shoes, you get ganked. Such is life in modern highsec. When you lose your fail-fit Retriever, what's the mature, adult response?


Judging by the carebears we've seen lately, the most natural reaction to losing a ship is to compare your fellow EVE player to the Interbus Ship Identification System. The system has developed a bad reputation, but maybe an upcoming revamp, FozzieISIS, will fare better.


I'm only kidding, of course. Comparing us to a ship identification system would be silly. They compare us to a terrorist organization.


Fortunately, most EVE players recognize the carebear nonsense for what it is.


Agent Mal Warre ganked Panda of Doom's Retriever. Then our Agent explained how absurd the miner was being. Two favors in one day!


However, Panda stood by his ISIS analogy.


According to the rebels, law enforcement in highsec is terrorism. If real-life terrorists were like the New Order, would everyone else behave like EVE's carebears? I shudder to think of all the babies left unattended, all of the crying and screaming--and the babies might cry, too. Even worse, the terrorists would always win.


Panda had shocking ideas about highsec's purpose. Apparently he believed that EVE players are "developed" through years of AFK mining, autopiloting in fail-fit ships, ore buyback programs, and CEOs who tell everyone to stay docked up during a wardec. Developed, but into what? Bot-aspirants. Agent Mal told Panda that this was unacceptable.


For his efforts, our Agent's integrity was questioned. Panda just didn't get it: In Mal Warre's spare time, she enforces the Code. That should've been obvious.


Despite exchanging several EVEmails with an Agent of the New Order, Panda was not able to open his mind. He remained decidedly anti-permit. This puts the miner in terrible danger. As Panda himself knows, winter is coming, and he is not prepared for it. Madness and bot-aspirancy will keep a miner angry, but only a New Order permit will keep him warm.

63 comments:

  1. The only similarity between ISIS and the New Order is that both groups stand by and act on their convictions. But then, that describes pretty much every organization, both real and virtual. Still, it's more than can be said of the carebears.

    VICTORY!!!

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    1. You must be either a fool or an imbecile. There are several similarities between the new order and the islamic state. I'll give you one: Both organizations kill innocent people. In the case of the new order, it is miners and haulers who are no threat to anyone.

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    2. butthurt miner = gorila vengaza.

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    3. I know your a troll and all, BM, but uh...no one actually dies in EVE unless they kill themselves. CODE can't kill anybody.

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    4. BH Miner @ 7.20

      If you really truly stand by that comparison, I strongly suggest you seek help my friend.

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    5. I actually do stand by that comparison. However, the only REAL difference between the new order and the islamic state is that the islamic state carries out their agenda in real life while the new order does it in a virtual environment. As for my mental health, I am touched that you would care, so here's a gift from me to you. Enjoy.

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    6. "You must be either a fool or an imbecile."

      Oh, the irony!

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  2. "As Panda himself knows, winter is coming, and he is not prepared for it. Madness and bot-aspirancy will keep a miner angry, but only a New Order permit will keep him warm."

    And if Panda chooses not to go this route, the hot antimatter of our blasters can be an acceptable substitute, but only for a minute.

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    1. Ssshh Ming, shhhh ! Let the grown up people talk, will you ?
      Go back to your dock, shut your mouth and let the real CODE artists do the talking.
      Good boy :)

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    2. Ming does not need to go back to the dock, as he never undocks.
      After this loss of his (over a year ago) http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?eid=39567104
      Ming has been to scared to undock.
      Should have seen him rage over local at the time, man were the tears flowing.

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    3. @Anon2:28
      I'm sure you have the logs of me raging in local.
      Why don't you post them for everyone to see, since you saw them?

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    4. Hush ming! hush!
      Your no better then any miner in the game.
      At least they have the balls to undock from time to time, your still hiding in station. Its no shock that even code laughs at you, since you just a joke.

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    5. It will be ok ming, once you calm down.
      Someday if you work at it, maybe, just maybe, someone might take you seriously.
      If you try really really hard, maybe someday you might be a newbie code agent even!

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    6. @Anon6:19
      I would say that there are those who take the New Order deadly seriously. Especially, because the whole purpose of Minerbumping.com is promote the New Halaima Code of Conduct by illustrating real interactions and logs that highlight the adventures of our Agents and Knights as they enforce the Code.

      The logs from these interactions are 100% real. They can't be just made up.

      Just like the logs I'm sure you have of me "raging" at any point.

      Please post them. Or you can tell me the reason why you can't.

      It's cool either way.

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    7. Sure ming, some people take the new order seriously, but of course they undock and do ganks, unlike you.
      We are all well aware of your fear of pressing the undock button, since its 'scary' out there for you. As another anon said before, as bad as the bot miners are, your even worse, since they at least undock.
      You like to scream 'prove it!' at us, well why dont you prove it that your not chicken and finally grow a pair.

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    8. Why would anyone take the ultimate carebear ming serious?
      Makes over a year now that all he does is flap his gums, its not like he is a real threat to anyone.

      -=M=-

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    9. I'm the one who said Miners actually do something and undock, contrary to Ming.

      Please Ming, open your eyes. You are not worth being called and "agent", and not even worth being with Code.

      At best, you are a Code fan, and i'm really nice here.

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  3. I actually read the thread on EVE-O forums started by Alpha Lonefire and i have to admit the reply from Lan Wang character it's absolutely epic. Too bad the Lonefire guy didn't reply.

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    1. I was wondering if he was invited to take a break from posting after that last one.

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  4. Wait... Could Alpha secretly be a Code supporter in disguise? The part where he claims the FBI is bringing the heat down on Eve just looks too silly even by AG standards.

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  5. but why didn't antiganking save his retriever!

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  6. Eve Online is monitored 24 seven. Along with other MMO's, it has come to light that MI5 had agents playing WOW for a time as well. All social media is monitored, this would include online games as well.
    http://21stcenturywire.com/2013/12/10/nsa-gchq-deploy-agents-into-world-of-warcraft-second-life-to-spy-and-recruit-gamers/

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  7. people also thought Jesus was a terrorist, the new order is in good company doing gods work.

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    1. People were afraid of Jesus. They were afraid of who he was and what he represented. They did everything they could to try to discredit him and failed. They they got him for blasphemy, but not really because he spoke the truth when he told them "You will see me sitting at the right hand of power."

      The new order doing God's work? More like the devil's work. I suggest that you listen to the song Prince of Darkness by Megadeth. That sure sounds like the new order's mo to me.

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    2. You are Gorila Vengaza.

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    3. BM you need to learn more about Jesus. and what doxxing is, and what the internet is, you don't seem to have much knowledge.

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    4. I know about Jesus. But what you don't know is that you are a false preachers who spreads lies, misinformation, and distortions of God's word. Pick up a Bible and read it. Only then will you be enlightened.

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    5. it is you that needs to revisit the bible if you think the NO isn't doing GODS work. I'd suggest the psalms.

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    6. Actually, I do read the Bible. Do you want to know about Jesus? Or God the Creator, Father of Lights, The Eternal One, etc? I will be more than happy to explain it to you.

      Besides, this is one that I think everyone who is of Christian faith should know:

      The Lord is my shepard, I shall not want.
      He maketh me to lie down in green pastures,
      He leadeth me beside the still waters.
      He restoreth soul,
      He leads me in the paths of rightousness for His name's sake.
      Yea, though I walk in the Valley of the Shadow of Death,
      I will fear no evil, for Thou are with me, Thy rod and Thy staff,
      they comfort me.
      Thou shalt preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies.
      Thou annointest my head with oil, my cup runneth over.
      Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
      and I shall dwell in the House of the Lord forever.

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    7. anyone can google a prayer and copy/paste. Jesus judges by actions and I doubt that Jesus would look favorably on your "trolling" if you want to call it that. You are no man of Jesus and need to get an education.

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    8. I"m with the good Reverend Hocker on this one. You better get right with the Lord, or he ain't letting you into his eternal kingdom.

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  8. Alpha Lonefire: "Accounts suspended game uninstalled and I'm going to bed."

    The sweet sound of another EVE player quitting forever.

    About 25000 down, about another 30000 to go and CODE in EVE will be successfully vanquished.

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    1. that dude clearly never played Eve a day in his life. all he did was mine and haul

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    2. And yet he paid a subscription to play the game which supports the same game that you play. I imagine in the future that the new order causes to many people to leave the game that it folds. Then this blog and the new order will be no more.

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    3. I don't play this game, my account is inactive.

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    4. If you can't kill the Flood, kill its food.

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  9. https://zkillboard.com/kill/48145923/

    antigankers are failing

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    1. Still kudos to him, he wasn't afk at dock and actually tried to do something. That has to be praised, somehow.

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    2. Must have been sitting in one spot long enough to for a scout to provide a warp in, and not paying attention to local, so...E for effort, maybe.

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  10. James forgot the original post made by the raving forum lunatic:

    "Alpha Lonefire wrote:
    No need to worry about CODE for long. went to store while there 2 guys came in wearing THE CODE shirt and jacket. started pushing people down say Long live THE CODE, New World Order of HALAIMA and must live me the Code of Conduct. the police showed up to take the 2 into custody and before they made the door the FBI stop the police and took the 2 into custody saying they where investigating the CODE order for Global Terrorism. OUCH... there jackets and shirts had the logo of the CODE alliance in-game on them. so what happens when you take in-game ideals and put this to use in RL??

    Terrorism!!

    So The CODE is under investigation for Global Terrorism, that means they'll be out of game soon. Maybe I will come back just to watch. "

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    1. hes right about one thing: sweet code shirts and jackets are CERTAINLY given to all members.

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    2. No, code is under investigation for global terrorism.

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    3. Butthurt is just sad as he doesn't have a cool jacket or ever know the secret handshake

      now post another 29 paragraph long copy pasta and tell us all about how old school you are and what you remember and how different things were

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    4. Wow these items of clothing with Code Alliance on them must have been ordered quick considering the Code Alliance logo is only a week or two old.

      So were can I buy one - preferably an Assassins Creed style outer jacket with the peaked hood.

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  11. And in today's news, James 315 ignited a shitstorm of controversy by traveling to Africa and killing an innocent lion named Cecil. One commenter wrote "May James 315, his code, and the new order burn in hell, and I'll be the one in charge." Other comments were thinly veiled death threats against James 315 and his family. Even his fish didn't escape harsh criticism.

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    1. sounds like something gorila vengaza would write, ukno?

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    2. Whatever happened to Gorila?

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    3. @Anon8:34
      It sounds like you're really, really angry at Gorila Vengaza. I mean every time there's an opportunity to post, there you are, posting about him.

      What did he do to you? Other than turn over administrative control of the Anti-Ganking channel to CODE that one time... surely you can't still be angry about that?

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    4. Someone, other than Xan 'the newb' Staraider, is angry at Gorila?

      IMHO: It's just a game. Gorila should be able to switch sides again if he wants. He was a lot of fun with all his schemes etc. If it brings him back in the game I'm all for it. Just don't put him in charge of the AG channel. :D

      Xan "the newb" Staraider (who sucks at pvp... still does)

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    5. Also, his blog was hilarious, and brought a fun element to the whole "War for HighSec".

      - X

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    6. I know. I actually miss the guy myself. It was sad when his wife passed.

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    7. It was also sad how Kalynn Shardani used that tragedy to take shots against Gorila. But hey, AG are the good, civil guys, afterall.

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  12. Man, I've never been an ISIS fan before, but if they're literally blowing up AFK mining barges in the Middle East, then all the power to them.

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    1. We will fly the flag of allah above Jita 4-4

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  13. Since James 315 is posting about ISIL/ISIS, let me educate all of you about Islam and what declaring a caliphate really means.

    The religion of Islam is defined in a book known as the Qu'ran, just like any religion. There are a lot of Muslims around, but they cannot practice the full monty of their religion unless a caliphate has been declared. ISIS has declared a caliphate, so in those areas where ISIS rules, the full body of Sharia Law is enforced. All the jurisprudence is now in play. Including free shelter, clothes, and food for the people. If people want to enrich themselves further, then they can work for it.

    The punishments are extreme, and in the western viewpoint, are considered barbaric. However, they are following the word of the Qu'ran, literally. People who do not follow the faith and are considered a threat have three methods of being killed. Those are beheading, crucifixion, and I don't remember what the third one is, but stoning comes to mind. Those who commit crimes such as stealing, have their hands cut off. Liars have their tongues cut out. Additionally, Christians who live in the caliphate are not to be harmed if they submit to those who rule, barring any violations of Sharia Law, then they are punished equally as anyone else. Furthermore, all Muslims are required, by Sharia Law, to travel to the caliphate to live.

    Furthermore, while us Christians believe that Jesus is the Son of God and that he will one day return, the Muslims believe that Jesus is the second greatest prophet of Islam (I am not sure who the first is. Could be Abraham, Moses, or Mohammed. I'm thinking Mohammed.) who will also return to save them.

    Although I do not support ISIS, I do not agree with ISIS, and I think their methods and practices are barbaric, they are following the letter of the law of their religion. You want to know what true, hardcore Islam looks like? Look to ISIS and their caliphate because it is being practiced there.

    You want to know more? There's a few really good write ups on The Internet that can be found via Google. So go read, do some research, and enlighten yourself.

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    1. Already knew all this. We come to this blog for hilarious EvE content, not to read your inane ramblings.

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    2. And, there's more...

      Sharia Law and the Qu'ran also decrees that once a caliphate has been declared, the borders must be expanded, even if it means war. Peace treaties are allowed, but they are time limited to at most 10 years (I think) then they must wage war again. So, if someone tells you that Islam is about peace, then they are lying to you because it's right there in black and white that they must wage war to expand the territory of the caliphate.

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    3. this is all stuff anyone can google, what's your point?

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    5. tl;dr please post another essay for us

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