Monday, January 18, 2016

Bio Triggering

There's a clear divide in highsec today. Even those who are neither gankers nor miners are picking sides. Do you stand with the future of highsec--the New Order--or do you cling bitterly to highsec's dark past?


Bait'er De'Outlier is a modest, quietly dignified highsec citizen. He engages in research and exploration. He's not a radical, nor even a partisan. As a responsible fellow, he included in his bio a statement that he only goes AFK when docked, and that he supports the New Order. He owns 10 shares.


But even this small statement of support soon drew the attention of Marcie Stokes. Needless to say, she wasn't happy about it. While Bait'er was in the Mora system of Kor-Azor, Marcie saw his bio and began screeching in local.


Marcie was acting as if Bait'er had destroyed her Retriever or something. In fact, he hadn't done anything to her. But when Marcie read Bait'er's bio, she felt like she'd been emotionally ganked. She was triggered!


Marcie had just about had enough. The more she looked at it, the angrier Bait'er's bio made her. She was ready for war.


Marcie would've happily wardecced Bait'er for his outrageous bio, but she couldn't afford it. She blamed Goons/CODE./whomever for her empty wallet.


Bait'er tried to explain that he wasn't even a ganker. He wasn't a member of CODE., and he didn't even do freelance Code enforcement by bumping or anything. Marcie didn't care. With little warning, the conflict escalated.


You see why miners are instructed to calm down? Marcie was losing control.


Though he wasn't a Code enforcer, Bait'er did have some friends in the New Order. A few months earlier, he'd helped Agent Mike Adoulin dispose of a rogue Orca. Now Mike repaid the favor by visiting the Mora system to supervise the angry carebear.


Mike gently warned Marcie that she needed to rein in her temper, lest she say the wrong thing and receive a punishment from the GMs.


Though she wasn't willing to calm down or reconsider her conspiracy theories, Marcie did decide it was time to take a quick break from EVE. The crisis was averted, and the Mora system could relax. A victory had been won that day in Kor-Azor. Nevertheless, the Marcie incident should serve as a warning to all who would endeavor for peace in highsec: Carebears go ballistic at the slightest provocation. Rebels, you think the New Order "trolls" miners by ganking them and requesting 10 million isk? Miners have been enraged by a lot less.

44 comments:

  1. First of all how is this even a story?!? It is more like a journal entry. But more importantly this quote:

    "Rebels, you think the New Order "trolls" miners by ganking them and requesting 10 million isk? Miners have been enraged by a lot less."

    What does that even mean? Rebels ARE miners. And, yes we are enraged, and yes we are hunting you down and we will continue to kill you. Call it impotent all you want but we are growing in size and our victories are happening more and more often!

    Long live the rebellion! Long live the High Sec Militia!!!

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    1. far more entertaining a story than the shit you're click baiting us to.

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    2. "yes we are enraged"

      A mining permit can cure you.

      "Call it impotent"

      You're impotent.

      "we are growing in size"

      Dotlan says otherwise. In fact, Dotlan says you don't exist.

      "our victories are happening more and more often!"

      Once a month is not something to be proud of.

      0/10 Truly feeble. Try again, next time with facts, impotent militia member.

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    3. Click baiting? What do you mean by click baiting?

      Plus those are the big victories that get posted, once a week now just about, sometimes more often. There are daily victories that don't make it but are pretty important too... Like the Kusions falling on their face when the HSM blocked six of their cats just last night.

      Not so impotenet now are we? lol!

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    4. sorry, no clicks for your blog. Kinda sad to have to come to a successful blog to generate traffic, no?

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    5. How horrible the world must look through shit colored glasses.

      We didn't want *your* clicks anyway!

      The HSM blog is not trying to "generate traffic" as if Thomas would get a free sub for it or something. Our motives are far better than that. This is for the poor miner or hauler that gets ganked, to let him or her know that there is a better option, that you can join us and fight back and make a real difference.

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    6. I am so glad that CODE is killing hisec miners. Maybe people like ag and the rest of the miner trash will go play hello kitty and leave EvE to the adults.

      I am starting a gank alt tonight. I will be killing these hisec ag bitches before the weekend.

      Thanks CODE. Without Agents in hisec, EvE would be a horrid place to dwell.

      Keep killing those hisec bitchez.

      07

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    7. Someday, Hello Kitty Online will be brought into 100% compliance.

      They cannot run from the CODE, even there.

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    8. Of course you want our clicks, that's why you're here with a name that's a big fat link.

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    9. Oh please come and try to kill us, Mr. Anonbadass 10:30, who is just now starting a gank alt.

      We'd love to show you the ropes.

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    10. @ whineanon114. What you gonna teach me? How to afk mine, fail daily, and cry like a bitch on these forums?

      No thanks, my gank alt can already pvp better than your concord whore mails.

      But you have fun there, knowing you fail daily.

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    11. Join the highsec militia today! get frigate bpc's as prizes if you sit around for 15 minutes+ waiting for code to do something! We need code for our content so come along and get some 0% damage killmails shooting ships that are already going to die!

      BONUS FOR AN UNLIMITED TIME WHILE YOU ARE IN THE MILITIA!!!!!

      FAIL NON-STOP DAILY CONTINUOUSLY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!1

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    12. EXTRA SPECIAL!!! JOIN HIGHSEC MILITIA TODAY AND GET NOT 1, NOT 2, NOT EVEN 3 BUT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF FREIGHTERS SPECIALLY DUNKED RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR FACE!!!!!

      DONT MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC BARGAIN!

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    13. calm down captain caps lock.

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    14. Oh wow

      Someone knows how to get the attention of New Order Agents.

      Edit: I can't honestly believe that Highsec Militia is actually posting this for real.

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    15. Fit your cat: http://www.minerbumping.com/p/blog-page.html

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    16. Oh snap loyalanon laying the smacketh downeth.

      AG still failing nonstop daily continuously repeatedly.

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    17. Oh snap loyalanon laying the smacketh downeth.

      AG still failing nonstop daily continuously repeatedly.

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  2. After some serious time petitioning it, en24 have finally added minerbumping to their list of sites! Prepare for even more love flowing to this site! Snigie

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  3. can we have a pastebin of the entire chatlog?

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    1. You don't want to read it. Trust me on this. The Stooopid, it burns.

      I will say that the reason old carebear there was so upset at Goonies was they fell for the the old Goon Recruitment Scam. Yuckles were then had.

      Oh, and I do recall blowing Marcie away in mah Kestrel.

      :)
      ---------------
      Mike Adoulin

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  4. In addition to bio triggering, forum sig triggering is also a thing.

    -Oink

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  5. Lol 'hisec militia'?

    I will enjoy watching these 'rebels' fail daily and slowly be ground to dust under the unstoppable onslaught of the CODE.

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  6. Normally, I don't support code, ganking, or Jimmy Boy 315, the Baboon of Highsec, but if I was in conversation with this person, I would hunt them down and gank them myself because they deserve it. Then as an added touch, I would block them. How pissed off do you think they will be then?

    BM.

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    1. Fake BM = fail BM.

      The story is obviously mad up, and so are you. In real poor taste I might add.

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    2. * made up. Mad too probably. :)

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  7. A true confession from Uedama,

    One time the AG was so bad in Uedama that I trained my shield, armor, and hull skills to 3.

    I feel uncomfortable now :(

    Thank you for your support,
    John

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    1. Stop doing drugs. Your words will make more sense.

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  8. "Local man supports pirates, makes other locals uncomfortable."

    Huzzah?

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  9. So why do CHODE. agents, aka Jamey's puppets, hang around schoolyards?

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    1. stop projecting dude.

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    2. Chode chode chode chode choDE CHODE CHODE CHODE


      Now see how stupid you sound?
      What a downsy bitch. If you are represenative of the hisec population, you all need a good culling.

      Save the EvE DNA pool! Kill all miners! And other ag trash.

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    3. The high sec gene pool could use a healthy splash of chlorine from time to time

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    4. @Anon at 4:34

      You didn't answer the question. Why do you continue to hang around school yards?

      Lots and lots of bot-aspirancy going on in wormholes, so CHODE. is failing. Daily.

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    5. I wonder how many articles are written about wormholes on this site. You know, considering we are all about high sec XD upset angry anon fails again

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    6. I know! Anti-Ganking getting mad over CODE. not enforcing in Non-James 315-space! Don't they understand that the New Order is the "Official Authority of Highsec" and NOT the "Official Authority of Wormhole Space?"

      I mean geez, talk about "failing daily..." These Anti-Gankers sure are following through!

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    7. Fit your cat: http://www.minerbumping.com/p/blog-page.html

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    8. Yepps. chodeanon is that fukin slow. Cant fight CODE? Try WH strawman argument, seems like a good idea to chodeanon.

      chode chode chode chode chode cbode chode chode chode chode chode chode . . .

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    9. They don't. They play a spaceship video game on the Internet while sociopathic scum like you can't distinguish between fantasy and reality. Maybe you should consider having yourself committed to a mental facility to get that looked at.
      ---------
      Mike Adoulin

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  10. TRIGGEREDDD!!!!!!!1

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  11. No CODE., no AG
    Deal with it AG pubbies, we are the only thing that keeps you playing ;)

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