Thursday, January 14, 2016

Welcome to the Dunk Zone

Among the cruelties of fate: When an Anti-Ganker attempts to interfere with the righteous freighter ganking operations of the New Order, not only does the Anti-Ganker fail, but he must watch his graceful foes dunk the freighter before his very eyes. Agent 412nv Yaken sought to capture this phenomenon, and the emotions it inspires, in his latest bit of artwork:


If only those Anti-Gankers realized that they, too, could unlock their hidden potential and become elite PvP warriors, if they embraced the Code.

BONUS!

Malphas Inanis has been hard at work, honing his already impressive artistic talents.


Malphas makes his point, but I can't help but think that if the Anti-Gankers had an ounce of the verve and discipline of the gentlemen pictured here, they might stand a chance at stopping ganks. Probably not, though, since the Code always wins.


The full-size version is a necessity for this piece, as the text is otherwise difficult to read. Spoiler: It's Code-related.

Permanent links to all New Order artwork may be found on the Links page.

31 comments:

  1. Wow, I never thought members of CHODE. and Jamey would stoop so low as to ridicule those with Down's Syndrome. Guess I was wrong.

    But then again this does come an organization who firmly believed the Bonus Room was nothing but an attempt to harvest more tears.

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    1. The best part is theres nothing you can do about it except cry anonymously on our blog.

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    2. @Illiterate 7:04PM

      To quote James:

      "if the Anti-Gankers had an ounce of the verve and discipline of the gentlemen pictured here..."

      Clearly James did not ridicule people with Down's.

      Imbecile, learn to read.

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    3. Lmao I agree, their impotence is the best part.


      -Oink

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    4. @Ignorant 7:40PM

      If Jamey didn't want to ridicule people with Down's, which he and he CHODE. slave did, he shouldn't have posted the picture in the first place.

      CHODE. fails.

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    5. Well actually you fail random anonymous crybaby because your english comprehension is pretty bad.

      Also loving your tears about something ypu cant do anything about.

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    6. All he did was compare the picture to AG. If you think that is ridicule, then you have a problem with self-image.

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    7. Chode chode chode chode chode!

      Thats one downsey chodeanon. I guess some of that art hit home with him. XD

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    8. I felt that was in rather poor taste, myself.

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    9. And you are? Nobody. That's right. Get a permit, pleb.

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    10. @1202 was the poor taste the Art, or the post above you? Hell it dont matter. Either way you are just a whiney bitchbear.

      Cry harder please.

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  2. "Destined to fail but too stupid to realize it." To say that this sentence is anything other than what it is is disingenuous.

    No, the real difference between AG and code is easy: They both PVP, but code embraces their inner assholes. While AG humbly and tenaciously strive, against much greater odds, to make the game a much better place for everyone.

    TLDR: It's Inner-Asshole vs. Intestinal Fortitude

    In order to recruit an AG member to your vile and retched cause you'll need to find one with a strong inner-asshole but with weak intestinal fortitude.

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    1. Interesting theory, friend. So tell me, are AG trying to make the game a much better place when they compare the New Order to the Nazis? Or is it when they spit acidic vitriol about how we should have intercourse with our families and die in real life and all that? But the New Order are a bunch of assholes for kindly trying to remind people to play the game properly? I don't see it, friend. I just don't. But keep using video games as a measuring stick for people's personalities though, that's totally a legit thing!

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    2. You misrepresented ag there, friend. Fron the pvp part to the he last word, mostly sperg. Downsey sperg at that.

      Do your eyes both point forward at the same time anon927?

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    3. @Anon9:27

      "They both PvP"

      No, Anti-ganking doesn't PvP. CODE. does, but AG just tries to get other people to do it for them. A quick glance at the Antiganking channel will confirm that for you.

      Now, let's tackle the rest of your argument. You claim that a "lack of morality" is the cause of Anti-gankers seeing the light, doing the right thing, and joining The New Order. I guarantee to you that this is not the case.

      The reasons that Anti-gankers betray their own for the loving and firm embrace of the Code and James 315 can range from "They were tired of failing every day, all day, daily," to "I wanted to try real PvP out instead of babysitting butthurt miners who just want to be bored and make money while not giving me any," to "Anti-gankers are actually pretty slovenly nasty people and those Code dudes are pretty cool."

      But the real reason that Anti-gankers join CODE. that underlies all of them is quite simple. They realize that The Code, James 315, and the New Order are right.

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    4. Fit your cat: http://www.minerbumping.com/p/blog-page.html

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  3. CODE has fun playing the game properly.

    ag claims CODE are socio/ebil/12yrold and cry about playing the game badly.

    CODE wins everytime some whiney fukin hisec miner bitch posts sperg on this site. 50% of this sites traffic seems to be ag whining about CODE winning.

    Social retards always gotta be fuking things up. Just kill them all until they quit. Then we can all EvE properly.

    Yea we know you think when you are gone we will have nothing to fly blah blah blah, at least you and your risk free isk will not be shitting up the sandbox.

    GTFO carebears

    XD

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  4. love coming here and reading ag sperging out in the comments i can almost see the saliva hitting the screen as they slam the keyboard typing the comments

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  5. Not liking the comparison to guys with Down Syndrome either. I can be an agent and still not appreciate that artwork -
    does not change the fact that AG fails because of lazy whinebears insisting on not having to prepare for hisec non-consensual PVP...

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    1. I'll go on record as not liking it either. DS people are the kindest, most loving and accepting people I run across. AG is the opposite. The comparison is as unfortunate as it is incorrect.

      Won't change my dedication to the New Order. And here I thought all my humanity had been burned out by the thousandth's gank.

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    2. dammit stop standing up for handicapped people, don't you know you guys are supposed to be sociopaths?

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  6. I came here expecting to see a blog written by a sociopath. Did not leave disappointed.

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    1. Apu NahasapeemapetilonJanuary 15, 2016 at 2:14 PM

      Thank you, come again!

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  7. Im pretty proud of my ms paint skills.
    Thanks team

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  8. So, a group of pirates lays out a fresh load of manure as an extortion pitch and insults disabled people to do it.

    Real classy James.

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  9. The fun being made in the DS pic seems to be directed to ag, not the guys with DS. I also know a couple DS people with varying levels of the disease, and while the disease in RL does make my heart ache, I can laugh at the ag and not feel guilty about the DS guys because i can seperate game from RL.

    If you cannot, too bad. Get rekt carebears!

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  10. Ahh, miners. The same crowd that finds RL death threats / obsession with depraved sexual acts totally acceptable, but gets all moral over poking some fun at how retarded AG is.

    Loving it :P

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  11. A new low even for code. Guess the "Wizard Hat" is alive and well. You want to knock AG... great go for it, part of the game. However, by showing the 2nd picture with that caption, is truly show not only a lack of respect for the game, but even more important a lack of human respect. Then even making it worse are your arrogant egoistical comments. Take the picture down now.

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