Though our Agents are known for enforcing the Code through elite PvP, they increasingly spend their time simply administering highsec. As the EVE players in our jurisdiction buy permits and become more and more compliant, this trend is bound to continue.
Lament von Gankenheim > \oAgent Lament von Gankenheim got a convo request from a permit-owning miner named Antaries Lou. It was our Agent's job to investigate her complaint of an improper gank.
Antaries Lou > that's how long it took me to take a shit......
Antaries Lou > ra=eal on .... in the bathroom......
Lament von Gankenheim > i assume you lost another ship lou?The conversation had barely begun before Lament had concerns about this miner.
Antaries Lou > worngfully I might add......
Lament von Gankenheim > hard to lose a ship docked.
Antaries Lou > wht the hell are you on?
Antaries Lou > you lot, at the CODE said i buy a permit, i can mine and you leave me the hell alone.....Lament's suspicions were quickly confirmed.
Lament von Gankenheim > link the kill for me please
Lament von Gankenheim > i cant wait to see this fully tanked and Code-compliant ship that was destroyed while docked.
Antaries Lou > Kill: Antaries Lou (Mackinaw)
Lament von Gankenheim > eek
Lament was familiar with the gankers in question, Agents KoHfeTHbIu TpoLLb and Winnie Po0h, and he knew them to be good men. So he wasn't surprised by the results of his investigation: Antaries Lou's Mackinaw was unmistakably fail-fit.
Lament von Gankenheim > were you planning on mining non stop for the rest of the year??"I was going to the bathroom" is perhaps the most common excuse given for AFK mining (if you include variants like "I was taking a bloody shit," etc.). Hence the New Order Bathroom Protocol.
Antaries Lou > what the hell are you on about? docked?
Lament von Gankenheim > obviously if you were taking a shit
Lament von Gankenheim > you docked up first
Lament von Gankenheim > as is written in The Code
Lament von Gankenheim > which you agreed to when accepting your permit
Antaries Lou > i went to take a blody shit ..... in the blody bathroom for 4-5 mins......Agent Lament was astonished by the miner's attitude. Antaries--who basically confessed to violating the Code--was behaving as if she had been wronged.
Lament von Gankenheim > so how did he shoot you docked?
Antaries Lou > well when the hell did you lot briefed me?
Antaries Lou > in the local channel?
Lament von Gankenheim > you cant be serious...
Lament von Gankenheim > you think you get to just break the law?The logic was simple: Antaries' ship was destroyed in an asteroid belt, and she admitted she'd been engaged in defecation at the time of the gank. Ergo, she was punished for AFK mining. So what was the problem?
Antaries Lou > No AFK mining allowed. All miners are expected to remain at their keyboards at all times, and are required to prove their presence by responding in local when requested by the Supreme Protector or one of his Agents.
Antaries Lou > copy paste from your dam code
Lament von Gankenheim > hard to be at the keyboard...in the bathroom
Lament von Gankenheim > dont you agree?
Antaries Lou > prove their presence by responding in local when requested by the Supreme ProtectorThe miner maintained her innocence.
Antaries Lou > brief me and i qould have replied......
Antaries Lou > read your own code
Lament von Gankenheim > i know The Code by heart
Lament von Gankenheim > its your responsibility to follow it
Antaries Lou > I blody did.......7
Lament von Gankenheim > you were afkIncredibly, Antaries remained on the offensive. Despite being caught red-handed (so to speak), she accused our Agents of breaking the Code!
Antaries Lou > you lot need to get you shit toghether and live up to your own CODE
Lament von Gankenheim > your ship was not properly tanked
Antaries Lou > brief in LOCAL and reply
Lament von Gankenheim > you dont get to dictate anything minerThings only got worse. Could it be that this permit-carrying miner was actually a Goofus?
Lament von Gankenheim > learn your place
Antaries Lou > what do you know........ not a miner...... but it's good you lot think that........ that's all you know anyway
Lament von Gankenheim > not a miner??
To be continued...