Saturday, August 18, 2018
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #164
As long as I'm not banned, the Grab Bags must continue. Welcome to the latest edition!
Highsec carebears don't mine their way out of highsec. They need to be pushed. Luckily, our Agents are strong and brave and very good at what they do.
Signia Chelien advised our Agent to "go fuck with some other retard players". I'm not sure why Signia disqualified himself in that way.
If you're running tree accounts in highsec, you'd better be piloting tree Catalysts or stealth bombers or something.
Agent Erotic Trade was able to enlist the aid of an ambitious young hauler to take care of his courier contract. However...
Nothing is impossible with the Code. Life is really difficult without it, though.
Say what you will about our Agents, but they most certainly do "occupy" highsec. New Order territory is the original occupancy sov.
According to Hypsy Hypsy, emergent gameplay and elite PvP make EVE look bad, but AFK mining in total safety would be great marketing for the game. Let's hope CCP never hires this guy.
The language barrier can be a challenge for some non-English speaking miners. On the other hand...
...Even miners who speak English can have trouble understanding the intricacies of the Code.
People wonder why are our Agents are so good at killing guilty carebears. Partly it's because of our Agents' training and innate skills; partly it's because the carebears are always confessing their guilt. Agent Ralliana confronted the miner after he confessed to being AFK. This was the miner's reply:
Miners, playing EVE with sound isn't enough. You need to be close enough to your keyboard to be able to do something about those alarms you hear.
Welcome to EVE, buddy!