Saturday, August 18, 2018

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #164


As long as I'm not banned, the Grab Bags must continue. Welcome to the latest edition!


Highsec carebears don't mine their way out of highsec. They need to be pushed. Luckily, our Agents are strong and brave and very good at what they do.


Signia Chelien advised our Agent to "go fuck with some other retard players". I'm not sure why Signia disqualified himself in that way.


If you're running tree accounts in highsec, you'd better be piloting tree Catalysts or stealth bombers or something.


Agent Erotic Trade was able to enlist the aid of an ambitious young hauler to take care of his courier contract. However...


Nothing is impossible with the Code. Life is really difficult without it, though.


Say what you will about our Agents, but they most certainly do "occupy" highsec. New Order territory is the original occupancy sov.


According to Hypsy Hypsy, emergent gameplay and elite PvP make EVE look bad, but AFK mining in total safety would be great marketing for the game. Let's hope CCP never hires this guy.


The language barrier can be a challenge for some non-English speaking miners. On the other hand...


...Even miners who speak English can have trouble understanding the intricacies of the Code.


People wonder why are our Agents are so good at killing guilty carebears. Partly it's because of our Agents' training and innate skills; partly it's because the carebears are always confessing their guilt. Agent Ralliana confronted the miner after he confessed to being AFK. This was the miner's reply:


Miners, playing EVE with sound isn't enough. You need to be close enough to your keyboard to be able to do something about those alarms you hear.


Welcome to EVE, buddy!

8 comments:

  1. Always!

    All carebears are shit.

    I can make them post tears by stating the truth.

    Shitters can never truly change their nature.

    Why didn't my friend tell me how to properly spell leesh?

    They know my education is lacking.

    I wonder if they are still laughing about me in the directors channel?

    #Imakeshitterscrybro

    #triplespacingisjustasbadbro

    #cookedtearsbesttearsbro

    #IthinkitsoundscoolwhenIsaybrobro

    #Ienjoyfuckingwithyoumybitch

    #lolmadeyouregisteryourtears

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  2. "Alt 00 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
    It is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."


    Oh I get it, this is going to be a running gag.

    Because we all know that shitteralt will never really be able to keep his word.

    But heck, what do you expect from an "ex"-miner?

    Shitters gonna shit?

    #Mytypingstylemakesmesoundbotaspirant

    #altanon00isafuzzycarebear

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  3. "elite pvp" I support the idea of the code as much as any agent, but saying that shooting largely unarmed targets is "elite pvp" is laughable at best. Keep doing what you do, but stay in your lane while you do it.

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    1. How is it NOT elite pvp?

      Crushing your enemies with absolute certainty that you will come up top as a victor of the fight, is the definition of an elite pvper.

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    2. casey360360pleb: See the upcoming KotW post to see why you are wrong.
      Also >50% of our kills are against armed criminals.

      Delete
  4. Why Agents dwell in public animosity like filthy miners?

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  5. "Alphas who are trying to gradually work their way out of High Sec..."
    Good one, made me laugh.

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