Monday, August 13, 2018

Tapestry of Tears, Part 8

Previously, on MinerBumping... Vaughn Law, also known as the Anti-Ganker Lahnius, prepared to go to war against the mighty CODE. alliance. And his first target was none other than Alt 00, the only Agent he'd ever truly respected.
Trump The King > alt 00 is on comms with us right now
Vaughn Law > Trump The King i dont care
Trump The King > well he does
Vaughn Law > warn hin of your misdeeds
Thus far, nothing could entice Vaughn to return to the CODE. TeamSpeak server--not even the promise of Alt 00's presence.
Trump The King > he wants a civil discussion
Vaughn Law > Trump The King yea thats goinbg to happen ... tell him how you fucked him
Vaughn Law > Trump The King no its not up to me ... i went comms you guys want to be siully boys
Vaughn Law > l;ol silly blyz die
Again and again, our Agents offered to hash things out on voice comms. Vaughn was insistent: He'd never again risk his reputation in that way.
Trump The King > Vaughn Law
Vaughn Law > look asshat Trump The King ... you did this ... you caused this ... i tried to tell you that minerbumping was infiltrated by ag ... but no you wouldnt listen ... and you even went farther toi insult ... so hey f u man ... man ,,., i tried
Vaughn Law > btw asshats i dont reply to douche mail
Slowly but surely, Vaughn's ability to type was deteriorating. In Agent Trump's view, that made voice communication all the more essential.
Trump The King > teamspeak
Vaughn Law > Trump The King lol ... you are a funbny guy ...
Vaughn Law > but not too funny
Vaughn Law > Trump The King lol nope aint gonna happen
Vaughn Law > i tried
Vaughn Law > all is gone
Vaughn Law > you tiurned a code member into an ag
By now, it was clear that there was absolutely zero chance for successful peace talks. Vaughn was absolutely committed to rejoining the Anti-Gankers.

To show he was serious, Vaughn began to block various members of CODE. who were watching the spectacle in the Alliance channel. Trump The King remained unblocked, however--for now.

The rebooted Anti-Ganker grew increasingly frustrated by the endless invitations to join TeamSpeak. In fact, being badgered in this manner was almost as unpleasant as being on voice comms.
Vaughn Law > Trump The King dude i told yer dumbass ... i went on comms only to hear retards saying some of the dumbest shit i have ever heard in eve
Vaughn Law > i used to be ag ... i went code because i saw a better way ... biut what i have learned is code is a buncgh of idiots pretending tobe special ... time to back to ag ... and not the channle ag cuz those guys are morons ... we are our own ag ...
Though Vaughn planned to return to his rebellious ways, this time would be different. He still despised the "mainstream" Anti-Gankers who ran the Anti-Ganking channel.

Vaughn was confident that he alone possessed the skill to actually prevent ganks. He referred to the killboard of UNRealGUNS, a corporation that consisted of himself and a few alts:

Strangely, though, UNRealGUNS was apparently inactive from August 2017 to January 2018, the period during which Vaughn/Lahnius claimed to have scored his victories against CODE. And when the hiatus ended in January 2018, it was scarcely more active.
Vaughn Law > Trump The King good job at fuckingthat up
Vaughn Law > dumb shit
Vaughn Law > lmao
Vaughn Law > what a fool
Vaughn Law > you have no idea the ppl you shit on
Vaughn Law > and thjats the problem
Even so, Vaughn felt he was a cut above the other rebels who had crossed Agent Trump's path. This time, Trump would pay.

Vaughn spat at the Agent one more time before he unveiled his new vision:
holdmybeer > Vaughn Law come ts
Vaughn Law > look simple soul ... if i get kicked oh well ... i told James 315 whats going on ... if im shit on for telling ther truth then so be it
Vaughn Law > then i walk ... anmd i go hardcore ag ... not ag channle fuck those morons ... no ... ag on our own ... you guys have a hard time prtecting anything ...
Trump The King > hardcore ag

Vaughn's new breed of anti-Code resistance fighter had a name, one which would spread fear among every member of CODE.: Hardcore AG.

To be continued...


  1. I am CCP Tara and I approve of this post.

  2. Oh noes, please not "hardcore AG"!!!!!

  3. Hardcore AG? Doubtful that'll be any more effective than the HSM lol
    I'm excited to see how this ends. Lahnius, in typical AG fashion, resorts to the block function when words fail, and then gets lonely when nobody is left to give him attention.

    inb4 PsyopsAnon starts impersonating his betters

  4. Watch out for HAG!

    1. PHag you say?

      Been telling you guys about Pandemic Horde anti gankers for years!

  5. "Alt 00 July 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
    It is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."

    Lol, almost forgot!

    Not really, still waiting on some proof though.

    How hard is it to post a simple video online?

    That miner is gonna be on a short leesh from now on.

  6. The real Karma balancer btw.

    Don't make me get my leeshes

  7. Someone explain again why we are all posting like this?

    My ts was very laggy and I didn't get all the details.


  8. Everyone leave Karma alone.

    He can't post on his main because Imperium reasons.

    And he may be scared.

    Lol just kidding friend!


    1. By everyone you mean all of your personalities posting?

      O man you are truly on the path like shardani.


    2. He's on here pumping out the same copy paste remarks day after day. If I didn't know better I'd say he's a bot aspirant.

    3. "O man you are truly on the path like shardani.


      Yea, that makes you seem really stable. Are those cracks? You know what they say about highsec shitters never truly changing right?
      Stay safe friend, think of your family.

  9. #cookedbrosbeforeleeshhos

  10. Karma balancer de la originalAugust 14, 2018 at 12:09 AM

    Hardcore ag?

    Like xxx?


    Bunch of Pandemic Horde anti gankers for sure.

  11. *Sperging intensifies*

  12. Meh seems made up

  13. Is no one going to acknowledge "leesh"?

    I mean, how are we supposed to take you seriously when you can't even spell basic shit like that. I bet your education never made it past public school.

    And with the lowest possible scores, I'm sure.


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