Thursday, August 9, 2018

The Rising Star, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... The carebears of Isanamo had a new champion: Akmaund Askiras, who saw himself as Anti-Ganking's next big thing. Yet he proved unable to stop the Agents of the New Order from ganking. When this fact was demonstrated to him, it led to a bitter exchange in local.


Our Agents teased Akmaund for getting a Blackbird CONCORDed while trying to stop a gank a few days earlier. Akmaund accused them of being salty--while spilling salt all over Isanamo.


In a rare moment of introspection, Akmaund admitted that he had difficulty making friends in EVE.


If miners disliked Akmaund, maybe he had something going for him after all. Perhaps if he were given proper guidance, he might learn to aim his guns in the right direction and enforce the Code?


...But it was not to be. Akmaund was a committed Anti-Ganker.


As an anti-Code rebel, Akmaund saw fit to lead the miners. He lectured them--the ones who hadn't blocked him already, that is.


When ganked, old miners often claim to be newbies. Akmaund did the opposite: Despite claiming ten years in EVE, his character was only weeks old.


Isanamo's miners failed to acknowledge Akmaund or his advice in any way. The Anti-Ganker ranted and raved in local.


Spurned by those he was sworn to protect, Akmaund took his anger and redirected it toward the Agents of the New Order. Now Lewak was in his crosshairs.


Akmaund spotted Agent Ernst Steinitz in one of the asteroid belts. The Anti-Ganker's pulse raced. Would he finally get a chance to counter-gank a ganker?


It became clear why Akmaund assumed he would be crowned king of Anti-Ganking. He felt he was the only person who knew how to play EVE: Miners didn't know how to mine, gankers didn't know how to gank, and Anti-Gankers didn't know how to defeat the New Order. Akmaund, on the other hand, had it all figured out.


The first step in Akmaund's plan was to win a decisive engagement against the mighty CODE. alliance in Isanamo. Then he could proclaim his victory in the Anti-Ganking channel and take over. It was a perfect plan, he believed. But something was about to go wrong.


Just as he was bragging about his skills, the Anti-Ganker was ganked. Would he accept defeat gracefully? Or would he do the other thing?

To be continued...

14 comments:

  1. Meh seems made up

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  2. Who of Jamey's CHODE. slaves is actually a RL friend of their master? Have you met him in the flesh? Those are true friends, not the virtual, fake fiends one may claim to have while playing a video game.

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    1. Why you so mad, shitter?

      And who cares how friendly a bunch of highsec carebear cowards are with each other IRL? They just gonna kill their kids and rape their wives and commit other RL acts of violence against people who can't fight back. You are all sub-human pieces of shit under the heel of my jackboot.

      IRL ofc. Get bent carebear shitters, we don't need your kind out of game either.

      Always! XD

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  3. I am CCP Tara and I approve of this post.

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  4. "He lectured them--the ones who hadn't blocked him already, that is."

    ahahahahahahhahahahahha! Holy hell that's a stupid shitter, but not as stupid as grand design! Now that's the stupidest shitter in the game. Can you believe he thinks it's possible to suicide gank in highsec and then warp away before !CONCORDOKKEN!? I know he's ag and all, but still, that's a dumb bitch.

    I mean, if alt 00 can't make it happen, then it's probably not possible for a highsec shitter to do it.

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  5. "Alt 00 July 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
    It is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."


    Hey! Why are your pants on fire?
    Oh that's right.... ;)

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    1. Get off the meds zopiclone.

      You are cooked mate.

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    2. I still think he used "fortuitously" wrong. Just sayin, highsec shitters have a habit of acting arrogant, without any justification. I like how he used a word he ALMOST knew the meaning of, and it makes me lol as I imagine his reaction when he was called out on it and realized that his ignorant miner was showing.

      Silly miners, gotta keep em on the "leesh"! ahahahahahahah
      Yes I know, but the shitter I am quoting had no clue. It just serves to prove that "ex"-miners are never really ex, they are simply miners. They never change.

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    3. Posting as me is the closest you will get to being me.

      Stay anonymous and a nobody.

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    4. Amazing that PsyopsAnon has been able to keep going this long. I wonder if he's worn the paint of his CTRL, C, and V keys yet.

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    5. *off his CTRL,

      It's spelled "off", miner.

      Lol made you post.

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  6. Failure and humiliation in Eve Online should never result in children being hurt. If Akmaund has children IRL, I sincerely hope they are safe and sound.

    I pray that the Shardani incident will be the last of its kind.

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  7. I think this is an informative post and it is very useful and knowledgeable. I really enjoyed reading this post. big fan, thank you!

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