Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Over One Trillion Six Hundred One Billion in Shares Sold

Let's get this post started off with a conundrum:

We're not unused to big stock purchases by Agent Black Pedro, who put in another order for 1,000 shares of New Order stock this month. This latest purchase brought us past the 1,601 billion isk mark. But that's where things take a turn:

In a MinerBumping first, Black Pedro asks that I redirect the Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ to myself. A Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ awarded to the Supreme Protector? A Supreme Protector's Self-Tip of the Hat™? Is such a thing possible, even with the aid of a mirror or other sufficiently reflective surface? I don't know that it is. It's never been tried.

This is something that we're going to need to ponder, I think. For now, we'll need to hold in reserve the Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ generated by passing the 1,601 billion isk mark, until such time as it can be awarded to the appropriate party. For those maintaining the archives, put an asterisk next to it, or do whatever you need to do.


This has been an unusual day, so let's do something else that we normally wouldn't do.

Each month, MinerBumping immortalizes its top isk contributors in a hall of fame post. The "Month's Top Supporters" sidebar will begin showing the current month's supporters in a few days. You can view the August 2012, September, October, November, December, January 2013, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January 2014, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January 2015, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January 2016, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January 2017, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January 2018, February, March, April, May, and June top 10 lists at the appropriate links.

Here are our top isk contributors for July 2018:

July 2018

#1. Skeeter Mcgee
1,900,000,000 isk

#2. Super Perforator
1,880,000,000 isk

#3. Black Pedro
1,000,000,000 isk

#4. Catie Vyvorant
315,000,000 isk

#5. Elvira Leone
300,000,000 isk

#6. Adelaide Brooke
150,000,000 isk

#7. Apo123
100,000,000 isk

#7. The Lawton School for Pubbies Who Can't Mine Good
100,000,000 isk

#9. Erasmus Galactic
66,000,000 isk

#10. Tasmanian Nova
55,000,000 isk

One wouldn't expect to find the monthly hall of fame post incorporated as a Bonus section of a share purchase post, but here it is. The Code is all about innovation and defying expectations. Perhaps that's why we're the perfect counter to the bots and bot-aspirants, who are so dependent upon doing exactly the same thing over and over. Every day is truly a new day in the New Order.


  1. "Over One Trillion Six Hundred One Billion in Shares Sold"

    That's a lot of war material! You highsec carebear shitters better learn to look over your shoulder.

    That much ISK donated for the express purpose of killing cowardly ag highsec carebears sends a powerful message: your kind are not welcome here.

    Make sure you biomass before you quit like shardani, so your greedy wife won't try to sell your old account like a spastic shitter. She should make like her husband and finish the job, before his remaining shitter children can breed and spread that retard DNA.

    Natural Selection and all.

    1. Is this guy NOL?

      What did you do to him?

    2. Oh look, someone called out a highsec child-killing shitter and altanon pops up to cry like a bitch. Just like her friend ehnema, who hates and disrespects The Code at every opportunity.

      How very predictable.

  2. Meh seems made up

    1. You mean the part where altanon claims to be able to illegally agress then warp in highsec?

      Yea, that's a load of bs.

      You will notice the shitter can't provide any proof of her wild ravings, that's because she's a reactive carebear that lost her cool and lied like a miner in a fit of rage.

      Yes, she was NoL. Still is by the sound of her.

    2. *Sperging intensifies*

  3. "Alt 00 July 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
    It is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."


    Actual CODE. gankers are making fun of you behind your back because they know you don't have what it takes to follow through here. Your inability to povide proof of your claims is all the proof we need that you should still be in NoL with the other shitters. If you do it at noon Saturday I win the pool.

    This won't go away without you either proving how easy you claim it is, or going back to NoL for retraining. You are becoming an embarrassment, much like your last recruit, lahnius.

    Why is it that you are drawn to shitters like that? Many of us think it's because you were a shitter miner before "converting" to a ganker.

    You can't fight it forever. Your nature will eventually show through again, miner.

  4. Who cares if thats a bull or not? Alt made you write all of this crap daily like some salty miner.At this point,I'm just waiting for's like reciving an emial from some ganked shi....,,cough'' carebear daily ,with threats,insults and crap talk,highly entertaning indeed.

    1. Yea, you keep telling yourself that. Were you NoL too?

    2. Why won't you check my emplo history?I'm not hiding behind anon or such.


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