Friday, August 17, 2018

Over One Trillion Six Hundred Five Billion in Shares Sold

Another week of victories for the Code, coming right up! Let's get to it.

Aiko Danuja made a series of additional purchases of New Order stock. The purchases, adding up to 300 shares, were timed well enough so that one of them took us past the 1,603 billion isk mark and another took us past the 1,605 billion isk mark. This earned Aiko a Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™, or, if you prefer, two Grover Clevelandesque non-consecutive Supreme Protector's Tips of the Hat™.

More traditionally, Kegan Bjornson made a bulk purchase of 1,750 shares, guaranteeing that we crossed the 1,604 billion isk mark. Kegan earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™, too.


One of the most outrageous ways to violate the Code is to mine without a permit while publicly broadcasting your illegal activity on Twitch. That's what Mora Mar did--with predictable but extremely satisfying results.

Agent Janine Frost and friends crashed the stream and trashed the miner. The Twitch video went offline, but Janine put up a mirror on YouTube.

Janine also made a post about the encounter on Reddit, which was generously upvoted.

The Mackinaw was fail-fit, of course. The pod was full of nonsense. It's curious that this miner thought he was safe in 0.9 security space; that's New Order territory.


Agent Grixer Noxtlus of Division 315 was inspired by the gank and made a quick cut version of the video. If you want to get to the juicy parts of the gank (or simply want to see an animation of the mighty CODE. alliance logo in the opening), you may prefer this version.


  1. Well, that streamer certainly looks like a highsec shitter.

    I will need a leesh and bigger collar to slip over that giant dome.

    Highsec miners are absolute shit.







    1. #triggeredslave





      Have you seen the psych yet ?

      If you want to rejoin the serfs just pm me in game and get a new venture to mine in.

      No need to be so infatuated with me in the comments section.

      But i am enjoying watching your impotent rage.

      Stay mad.

    2. Here you are, replying to every comment by your alt. Isn't it time you stopped trying to convince everyone that you are not triggered? And why does your alt seems to know exactly what makes you angry?

      You are officially a tool for allowing someone to manipulate you so thoroughly. But you just continue to cry about your slaves, and how you were made to register an account, and try to deny that you are commenting so much because some anonymous poster made you his bitch.

      I bet he can make you cry daily. In fact, I bet you will continue to act like a hisec shitter until that anon has had his fill of your tears.

      I guess we'll be seeing you and your newly registered account daily. Way to cry like a bitch, miner. You are too easy.

    3. Little Johnnie Piddles is the kind of person you hear about on documentaries about the dangers of the internet. He is the typical unhinged loser who will stalk you because you once shot his ship in a videogame about shooting ships. Stay mad, Piddles, stay obsessed, one day you will wake up and realise you've devoted the last couple of years of your life to being mad about people having fun in a videogame.

  2. You know what is interesting? That he is jettisoning his cargo for orca to pick it up instead of simply putting things into fleet hangar... and if he doesn't know how to use orca then he should have started with porpoise.

  3. In summary:

    0:12 "I'm just going to do nothng but mine today"
    0:52 "err - errrr, oh, I don't know"
    2:24 "oh fuck"
    3:05 "fuck you guys"

    Death to carebears! Praise James! \0/

    1. "Alt 00 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
      It is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."

      So where is that shitter and his promises? Oh yea, he was a lying carebear before he "converted", so why would he be any different now.

      And why does he use words like 'fortuitously' if he does not know the proper definition? Does he not have any friends on comms that care enough to educate him before he spergs in public? Or do they all just laugh at him behind his back. I mean, he is just another highsec miner after all.

  4. Twitchnerds getting BTFO

  5. Meh seems made up

  6. Great stuff guys, keep it up!

    -Galaxy Pig

  7. What's more curious, is he's a 2004 toon. He's THAT incompetent at that old.


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