Friday, August 24, 2018

Over One Trillion Six Hundred Eight Billion in Shares Sold


New Order shares are as legit as it gets. And you can never have enough.

The newest owner of a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™: Ernst Steinitz, who joined the ranks of our shareholders with a purchase of 2,000 shares. This sent us past the 1,606 and 1,607 billion isk marks and earned him a Double Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™. Will Ernst regret becoming a New Order shareholder? I doubt it--and here's one reason why:

Last week, Aiko Danuja earned a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™--two of them, actually--and developed a taste for it. She hastily purchased another 1,000 shares, ensuring that she'd get a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for getting us to the 1,608 billion isk mark.

Once you start buying shares, it's tempting to continue buying more. The good news is that you'll never have to feel guilty about it.


BONUS!

Last week (in another shareholder update, no less), we learned about a Twitch streamer going by the nom de carebear Mora Mar. The streamer was broadcasting himself performing Code violations and was punished for it. Agent Janine Frost offers us the following update on Mora Mar:


Confession is good for the soul and even better for carebear conviction rates. Mora Mar has vowed never to livestream EVE again, which is good news, since we don't want unsuspecting future EVE players to pick up bad habits (before they've even joined the game!) by watching videos of others mining.


Here's a mirror of the confession video on YouTube. This is justice. And thanks to the brave, dedicated men and women of the New Order, justice is an everyday occurrence in highsec.

6 comments:

  1. Always!

    Lol highsec is so full of retards.

    ALL of them.

    Completely useless.

    Knowledgeshitter is not educating the idiots.

    He's only prolonging (at best) the certain inevitability of Natural Selection.

    He's still just a carebear coward hiding in highsec.

    Why is he not NoL yet?

    Surely altanon00 has invited him repeatedly by now.

    I mean, he fits the profile.

    #waitingonyourtearsbro

    #justpostbelow

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  2. "Alt 00 July 21, 2018 at 12:09 AM
    It is neither glitch, nor exploit. Fortuitously Alt 00, in her infinite compassion, is willing to teach you how to execute this manoeuvre."


    Never give up!

    Never surrender!

    If you didn't like Galaxy Quest then you can make like shardani, and quit.

    IRL ofc.

    If that makes you angry, you are one of the one's ho needs to shardani.

    We don't need your ignorance here, or your bad genetics IRL.

    #brodoyouseealltheretards

    #lolmadeyouregisterbro

    #muppetmaster

    #whatsacynabel

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  3. He will be back .... they always come back ... and when he does I will personally be sure to sell him a permit.

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  4. Meh seems made up

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