To the bot-aspirant carebear, victory is a distant dream. They can't even imagine what it would be like to experience victory. But to the Agents of the New Order, victory is a constant companion. Each and every day, our Code enforcers pull off astonishing, magnificent victories. Here's a sample from the week of May 17th @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 23rd @ 23:59 EVEtime...
Judging by his name, piloting a Rhea was central to Rheactive's identity. Yet even a jump freighter enthusiast like Rheactive couldn't remain at his keyboard; he fell victim to bot-aspirancy. Which, in time, always leads to death. Rheactive went AFK and autopiloted his 53 billion isk ship into the Niarja system. Agents eviserater Adoudel, Globby Rackner, Charlotte Rackner, Olivia Rackner, Georgia Rackner, Ivy Rackner, Kimberly Rackner, Benji Rackner, hegils, Phoenix Rackner, Leena Mae, Adara Gaea, Vitreous Humor, Druklin Statille, Kaorixx Midumulf, Dandy Betelgeusian, Gun Shells, Pranav Singh, Razor Enaka, Yolandi Yvormes, ReactionSlave01, MrWreckHD, Smee1, Saber Amalthea, SpoopySpai, Mara Sov's Bathwater, Duff Azizora, Balrogh, Kayak Attack, Vetis Zeksh, Sauron Zanjoahir, Kira Talis, Mont Poljus, Gr1m310 Paz-Morales, Zi Aylet, AnimalMotha Muvila, bloi Lauu, and Kaguya Singh were waiting for him. They were at their keyboards.
Nuriya Mahirimah managed to squeeze 5.4 billion isk of bling into her Golem. Yet the decadent, bling-loving marauder pilot couldn't remain at her keyboard, either--not even to gaze admiringly upon her bling. No, Nuriya, too, fell victim to bot-aspirancy. So she autopiloted into the Uedama system, where another family of Agents was waiting to punish her: Agents Jason Kusion, Catalyst Whisperer, Joel Kusion, The Kitchen Samurai, Darth VaIdemar, Jackson Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Kullanmuru, Hot Salt, Skogstokig, Infinite Devotion, Jacob Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Justin Kusion, Kapten Badkruka, Master Kock, Jeffery Kusion, Josh Kusion, Whale Harpoon, Joshua Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jack Kusion, Duktig, Jonas Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Raggarkuk, Hide Yo Freighters, Knuutti, Joseph Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Josiah Kusion, and imnotgaypls.
Anti-Code carebears sometimes whine that gankers kill too many non-mining ships. If feeling especially brash, they may even dare our Agents to kill a miner. But the carebears always regret it later. Ashes Gray was mining in a 0.8 security system in the Verge Vendor region. He thought he would be safe there, so he blinged up his Mackinaw to 1.4 billion isk. But what's the rule? That's right: Every system in highsec belongs to the New Order, and they're all patrolled by our Agents. Ashes was reduced to ashes by Agents Never Gonna SeeGrandKids, Zopiclone, and Fate and Destiny. Nearly a billion isk of loot dropped.
Minerex 1, on the other hand, would never dream of losing a 1.4 billion isk Mackinaw. No, he'd much prefer to lose a 1.3 billion isk Skiff. Agents Jorgen Pedersen Gram, Augustus De Morgan, Niels Henrik Abel, Felix Hausdorff, Erhard Schmidt, Max August Zorn, Ernst Steinitz, and Huln Falnon easily tore through the miner's pretense of a tank.
Tired of seeing miners die yet, carebears? GrimsDeath DeathsGrim ensured that he'd lose a lot of isk while being a source of confusion to anyone who looked at his fit. It was bad enough that he lost 1.4 billion isk, but look at how he lost it. Or should I say to whom?
While in his precious mining ship, GrimsDeath made the puzzling decision to pick a fight with Agent Krig Povelli, who happened to be nearby. Agent Krig never backs down from a fight, so he happily participated in a 1v1 with the miner.
Despite being a highsec miner, ewkjeld Hansen wasn't foolish enough to mine in a blingy ship. Still, he was a decadent bot-aspirant. He hid his bling within his pod, thinking it would never be found. But the miner's secret treasure could not be concealed from Agent Ernst Steinitz forever.