Friday, May 22, 2020

The Plague of Nakugard, Part 2

Previously, on MinerBumping... Agent Alt 00 brought healing to the Nakugard system, which was infested with bot-aspirants. But many of the miners did not wish to live in a happier, healthier system--and they hated Alt 00 for improving the place.


Our Agent was not discouraged by the presence of bot-aspirant miners; she saw each of them as an opportunity for another of her victories.


The miners continually failed to win the argument, but neither were they persuaded by Alt 00's good sense. When words did not move the miners, antimatter removed them.


Not even the most stubborn miner could deny that the mighty CODE. alliance was enforcing its rule upon the carebears. Yet some miners whined about irrelevant in-game sov mechanics.


Typical "I was going to buy a permit, but now I won't" miner. You can tell how close he was to obeying the Code!


Agent Alt 00 continued to score victory after victory in Nakugard. But as February came to a close, a sinister shadow fell upon the system:


Increasingly, miners like Randis Atruin began to make references to the coronavirus.


nex Darine was punished for laughing at the inappropriate remark.


Even still, nex refused to obey the Code. He chose to wallow in filth and lose more Orcas (if he had any).


Perhaps nex Darine was nudged toward the dark side by his fellow bot-aspirants...


After all, when a weak-willed miner keeps company with the likes of Randis Atruin, nothing good can come of it.


Our Agent was familiar with contagions and pestilence. She had successfully fought against these things many times before.


If there was a way to defeat the plagues of bot-aspirancy and the coronavirus at the same time, the Agents of the New Order would be the ones to do it.

To be continued...

11 comments:

  1. It's hard to believe there's that many retarded miners in highsec. Every one of those idiots should biomass today, they will never be able to play EVE properly, and offer nothing but foul language and hollow threats to the community.

    The bane of EVE is cowardly highsec mining shitters. They don't belong.

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    1. It's hard to believe there's that many retarded gankers in highsec. Every one of those idiots should biomass today, they will never be able to play EVE properly, and offer nothing but foul language and hollow threats to the community.

      The bane of EVE is cowardly highsec ganking shitters. They don't belong.

      Sure its lame but its all the effort code deserve. Surely someone won't be able to resist replying :-)

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    2. Well, at least you admit you're lame, shitter.

      Is that the best you got? Not a single new idea in all of ag shitterdom. Maybe you should try harder, little williepedo.

      Your kind don't belong here.

      ;)

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    3. WILLIAM GREER CONVICTED PEDO STOLEN VALOR INBRED PEARL RIVER type shitters post replies to anons, then cry about replies to anons.

      In all of highsec ag there is no one worthy of EVE. Highsec ag shitters are anti-EVE by nature.

      But it's fun to poke them and make them cry about CODE. on CODE.'s blog! ;)

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  2. Only a miner would wish real-life death upon a fellow player, only to accuse him or her of bullying. Miner logic is frankly nonexistent.

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    1. Says the loser who legit is a passive aggressive cuck Lord who instigates these arguments then cry's that they are mad. Your pathic you should go drink bleach or better yet you should go hang yourself nobody wants you. It's obvious your a failure.

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  3. ALT00 has been enforcing in Nakugard for years.

    Why has ag failed these illegal miners?

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  4. I'm certain that Nakugard and surrounding systems have been whaling zone for years now. This miner is woefully out of touch and should either get with the times or follow Little Eva's thoughtful advice.

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    1. Who the fuck are you to tell somebody to quit the game? Your a pathic scumbag harrassing other players behind your "in-game" persona.

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    2. Indeed - Nakugard has seen a lot of action. Funny thing is that there are many more ice belts just a few more jumps away from Hek, some even in 0.7 and 0.8 sec systems...

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  5. Why'd you biomass your reddit account? Was it possibly that you realize you can't be a code member outside of eve and this circle jerk you call a blog.

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