Each day, highsec carebears should resolve to be better than they currently are. Maybe that looks like putting down the mining lasers and picking up a smart set of neutron blasters. Or maybe it's trying to avoid making a fool of yourself in a Kills of the Week post. Like today's, covering the week of May 24th @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 30th @ 23:59 EVEtime...
Ganking an expensive jump freighter like Sulfur Atom's 22.9 billion isk Rhea in Jita is very satisfying. Here, the satisfaction was enhanced by the carebear's ORE cargo expanders. And it probably didn't hurt that Agents Tax Collector Max, Pod Destroyer Molly, Tax Collector Hill, Tax Collector Kittens, Taxman Daniel, Tax Collector Richard, Tax Collector Aruka, Tax Collector BokChoy, Tax Collector Stroheim, Tax Collector HongMei, Australian Excellence, Tax Collector Kimi, Tax Collector Larry, Tax Collector AynRand, Tax Collector Alison, Tax Collector Yuna, Tax Collector Shardani, Tax Collector KarlMarx, Mining Lord 1999, and Dr Hattrick got to scoop a cool 8.7 billion isk worth of loot for their trouble...
...But pre-ganking a bunch of unlicensed mining ships is pretty nice, too.
What possible excuse could Zabar Amalacs have had for going AFK in a 5.6 billion isk Golem? For that matter, what excuse could he have had for blinging out his Golem to 5.6 billion in the first place? Agents Caldari Citizen 2116212079, Lovin Jr, Mr Lovin, Young Loving, Mc Iovin, 1400mm Gallium Cannon, and FleetJump Jump saw no reason that Zabar should continue to possess such a ship, so they took it away. Good on them.
There's been a rash of blingy mining ships lately. J4M4 Shaishi's 1.2 billion isk Skiff is a perfect example: ORE Strip Miners, unnecessarily blingy tank modules, and so on. Agents Dishrag, Zor Q, Daystalker 2020, Gankzie McGankFace, Hillbilly-2000, IronRod Kami, Just-Another-Code-Alt Auralis, and Hillbilly2000 somehow managed to penetrate the supposedly impervious Skiff hull and were rewarded with 687 million isk worth of loot. That's how mining is supposed to be done.
Thorhan was another foolish miner who was separated from his isk. After Agents Fate and Destiny, Never Gonna SeeGrandKids, and Zopiclone obliterated the 1.4 billion isk Hulk--in a 0.9 security system, no less--they were treated to a bonus in the form of Thorhan's 2.9 billion isk pod. What a bot-aspirant miner.
If apple2 Deadpool was attempting to troll the Niarja system by bringing in a 1.3 billion isk battleship armed only with fireworks, the effort failed: Agents Georgia Rackner, Yan Rackner, Jani Rackner, Rebecca Rackner, Ashlee Rackner, Emily Rackner, Kirra Rackner, Celestia Rackner, Jemma Rackner, and Vladimir Puotin simply terminated him like any other unwanted carebear.
Of course he was carrying a skill injector.
Blingy pods have also been making a comeback these days. Gripen ANM was caught with a juicy pod by Agents Keraina Talie-Kuo and Kibbera. Incredibly, Gripen was autopiloting in a virtually unfit frigate at the time.
Carebears, fit your ships before you even think about buying any implants. And before you do either of those things, buy a mining permit. It is the law, after all.
Miners disgust me.ReplyDelete
Actually the Praxis armed with a single fireworks launcher *was* pretty funny. (But not as funny as the Praxis traffic jams at Jita lol). You guys have no sense of humor :)ReplyDelete
"looook at meeeeee!!!" -that shitter aboveDelete
"Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not rational."Delete
-Anon1140 as Lt. Saavik :)
"I really don't know what he ment when he replied 'look at me' to my comment, so I'll bang out a star trek quote and try to act like it's everyone else that doesn't get it lololol0101!"Delete
-that low I.Q. retard as himself. "Lol komedy"
ha, now that's funny, i wonder if he'll get that last part.Delete
Anon1219 It's totally correct that I didn't understand what you meant, but lots of non-English speaking players play EVE and I assumed that you were one of them. My apologies :)Delete
Apologies for what? Low I.Q. and weak comebacks? Yea, we know you're ag, and you're still here screaming for attention. But why? What's to be proud of, being you?Delete
I bet you're real close to proclaiming your sole reason for being here is to troll the meanies, and nobody understands your "comedy". When you laugh, is it forced? It seems it.
Just remember when you're kicking the cat later, it's miner with an E, tough guy.
Ganker - calm down.
You're last paragraph breaks into IRL that has been condemned many, many times by James 315.
If you are any example, CODE have the same sense of humor as The Penguin from Blues Brothers lol :)
The anons aren't gankers. They ride our coattails.Delete
Ah, thanks for making that clear. No disrespect intended.Delete
Your name says otherwise, liar.Delete
Why are you here again? Oh yea, "look at meeeee!"
What's with the old movies? Can you not articulate your own argument without Hollywood's help? Do you know how pathetic you seem when you do that?Delete
This is EVe, keep it relevant if you sre gonna link stuffs. Btw, no one is watching that.
You non-ganking anons whine worse than miners lolDelete
Look at meeeeeeee!!!Delete
Never forget William GreerReplyDelete
Never forget shardani-GREER!Delete
Remember when highsec antiganking losers like ehnema mehk were all screaming "What you do in game reflects what you are IRL!!" ?ReplyDelete
antigankers: impotent, willfully ignorant, easily enraged, PREYS ON YOUNG CHARACTERS, vile language, wishes of cancer/death/disease against innocent women and children, RL threats of violence. MinOr killers IRL.
Gankers: calm, helpful, plays by the rules, courteous, informative, Knowledgeable, willing to mentor new players. Too many accolades to list here. Always Winning!
Don't know if I would have been advertising that if I were ag, just sayin. antiganker welfare queens are kinda dumb.
I think this is best described as ag fails of the week.ReplyDelete
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