Tuesday, May 26, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 69

Previously, on MinerBumping... aiva naali aka FighterJets GuitarSolo 1000Years had accomplished a ton during his tenure as chief strategist of the Imperium. But what could explain aiva's meteoric rise from random highsec miner to one of the most influential nullsec leaders? Why, his extraordinary personal qualities, of course--which he was happy to talk about.


aiva's council was surprised to hear that their fearless leader wasn't perfect. His superpower(s) came at a price.


Then again, maybe aiva was simply being his usual modest self. The council hadn't noticed any awkwardness.


There has never been an intelligence test that can fully measure aiva's remarkable intellect. His brain breaks all the IQ tests.


Despite aiva's supposed social awkwardness, he comfortably mingled with his council like they were his equals. He talked about building a nuclear reactor in his garage; they talked about painting their nails.


Nevertheless, aiva couldn't resist casually showing off his genius once in a while.


The day-to-day business of running the Imperium didn't consist entirely of ego boosts and chitchat, though. It also required aiva to open his wallet.


aiva funded his special projects with a combination of PLEX and Veldspar. Both sources of income were important. For example, on this occasion he donated around 3 billion isk worth of PLEX and 6 million worth of Veldspar.


aiva hadn't heard any news about Sort Dragon for a couple weeks. He tried not to let the silence trouble him. It was true that Sort Dragon had betrayed allies in the past. But that didn't mean he was going to sell out aiva.


aiva was in a fighting mood. The question, however, was whether anyone else in nullsec felt as passionately as he did.


Previously, aiva had theorycrafted long-range and short-range fleet compositions. He hoped to throw Pandemic Horde a curveball with some solid mid-range stuff.


When the war with Pandemic Horde was over and all of nullsec was conquered, aiva planned to compare notes with The Mittani. It would make for an interesting conversation, that's for sure.


It was on! aiva never doubted Sort Dragon for a minute.

To be continued...

17 comments:

  1. I'm truly honored to have been part of the great victory over Pandemic Horde.

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  2. I'm pretty sure Aiko only has 2 colors of nail polish, teal and purple.

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    1. i think she is a hornets fan

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  3. 102 I.Q.?

    Not a chance in hell.

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    1. He often typos, he probably meant 201 IQ

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    2. Oh, well that makes sense.

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    3. The definition of 'typographical error' excludes errors of ignorance.

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  4. This guy's like one industrial accident away from becoming a supper villain.

    Yes, I know...

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  5. welp its time hey pandemic hord how your defence of geminite i know your holding thats because i needed you to hold your at an equilibrium point in the war where you cant advance or retreate as such used this fact to my advantage for an upcomeing war useing you to sharpen goons edge you were focused on main fleet as such i basicly got them to sit pretty and train accosonly push the realy threat was lanceing but if you turned to remove them main fleet becomes a threat in other words a 2 front war you retreate you starve o death you advance you die in one of my vayrius traps in other words ph i call check mate

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    1. mic drop, pandemic horde is getting vaccinated

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  6. Not sure if troll, or retard. Or both. But as an EVE player I'm pretty sure there was no real panfam/goon war other than the mutual full time harassment policy that both sides enjoy and benefit from.

    Does this guy really think he spearheaded a multi-front war between Panfam and Goons? Does he not realize that PH and Goons BOTH would rather maneuver around one another, keeping their industrialists as far away from danger as possible, while their combat pilots fight fairly well matched (and staged for that matter) fights to keep the pvpers happy. Come on! No one is that silly!


    Actually the hardest part to believe about this entire series is that he went along with the charade long after he discovered this site, and that someone thinks his I.Q. is 102....

    AND, that he actually believes he's the next Hal Moore. Lul

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    1. Nice try Horde spai, but Mittens invented smoke and mirrors. You wouldn't confuse Agent Anvil. His resolve is strong, and he sees right trough your puny attempt with his 201 aiku.

      Your days are numbered. Go join test - they may last a bit longer before our suppergenius turns his attention towards them!

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  7. "But what could explain aiva's meteoric rise from random highsec miner to one of the most influential nullsec leaders?" - comedy gold right there!! Praise James \o/

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  8. here the kicker aside from going on a two month hiatus due to my pc breaking
    and me droping hints about looking at the bigger picture you still lost you weaknesses are your life line to jita r10-gn and geminite one of those three fail while you may think those where harassment attack and in a form they were their goal how ever was to know over the pillars you stand on till i found the key stones that your weight lay on and here the kicker im a relitivly fresh face to new eden nullsec stratigy 9 months my first opponent one of the most domenent groups in new eden even with all that in your faver you still lost the war true the fighting is only ramping up it was never a battle in nullsec you were fighting me head to head on the strategic field in other words you stepped into my ring and got your teeth knocked out

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    1. gtfo, you didn't accomplish shit. Retard.

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    2. risky game my friend are you sure you want to place dice

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