Tuesday, May 5, 2020

The Best Revenge, Part 63

Previously, on MinerBumping... Imperium chief strategist aiva naali aka FighterJets GuitarSolo 1000Years was beset by financial woes and embarrassed by anonymous comments on MinerBumping posts. But through it all, he persevered.


aiva's otherwise dazzling résumé was blemished by his failure to recruit anyone into his highsec mining corporation. Members of aiva's council tried to coach him, but to no avail.


Although aiva wasn't a good corp recruiter, he was one heck of a strategist. He always managed to find an answer to the most insoluble problems.


...Provided he was supplied with sufficient data, of course.


In a matter of minutes, aiva managed to get the Goons out of another jam. Nevertheless, it wasn't in aiva's nature to be reactive; he preferred to initiate the action himself. And he had a new plan in the works:


The centerpiece of said plan was a fellow by the name of Sort Dragon.


Sort Dragon is--or was, at least--one of the most widely known nullsec leaders. For one thing, he is known for being a member of the CSM.


...But Sort Dragon is best known for his reliable treachery. Every year or two, news breaks on Reddit about Sort Dragon expectedly selling out his allies. To which the public replies, "Why are people still trusting Sort Dragon with things?"


Now aiva naali wanted to ride the tiger--to recruit Sort Dragon for some special mission.


Hopefully aiva knew what he was doing.


Someone like Sort Dragon doesn't just appear on command, though. aiva would only be able to open a channel of communication with the notorious nullsec leader by tapping his highest-level contacts.


Luckily, aiva's council was full of important people.


The game was afoot.

To be continued...

28 comments:

  1. if only the puppet held out for a few more days he would off gotten through this in one piece but the puppet served his purpose good memorys

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    1. Are you not embarrassed by your own illiteracy? Do you not understand how to use a spellchecker?

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    2. when you have a thousand knifes in your back whats another 10

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    3. That's not an answer. I asked if you were embarrassed by your own illiteracy, and if you know how to use a spellchecker. Are you also incapable of communicating? There must be something wrong with you.

      Would you like to buy a Code mining permit?

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    4. Did you know that using the spelling "would off" identifies native English speakers with an almost 100% success-rate?

      Anyone who was exposed to just a moderate amount of written text during his studies must know that it's a mistake, therefore we can conclude that the miner could always speak English, just never managed to read too much.

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    5. i do spell check when i have the time but 0.5sec per word add up real fast

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    6. and im not embaresed one but either i know i have to work on my spelling and puntuation but those arnt the easyist thing to re learn when your busy manageing two groups

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    7. avia?

      You should have ran a long time ago. The only word I can think of is 'oblivious'.

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    8. You cannot claim "0.5 sec per word" if half of them aren't words, friend. Apparently you can do it fast or well, but not both. Try to better yourself by striving to do things well for a change.

      Why would you be content being content? Have you no self-respect?

      Your spelling is absolutely atrocious. It's painful to read, honestly.

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    9. You don't have any groups to manage, aiva. You are a Highsec miner. None of your strategies work, and everyone is laughing at you. You are bad at EVE, and should probably just quit.

      This will free up more time for you to work on your illiteracy issue. If you don’t resolve this, you will continue to fail at real-life, as well as EVE.

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    10. if only you could see the bigger picture alt00

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  2. "my flabber is gasted" indeed! Next week I'm gonna be CCP Falcon on discord! Lol

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  3. haha, you guys - sorry I wasn't able to hold on, better luck next time I guess

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  4. You know it's the real Sort Dragon because of the [CSM] in his username!

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    1. I bet his Discord-handle also radiates calm professionalism.

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    2. Sounds legit

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    3. That actually is the real Sort Dragon. We found him on the Talking in Stations Discord.

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    4. Who was he selling out when you found him?

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  5. Wood you liek to bi a mineing peermit four youre carrior?

    You need to use an English to tactical retard translator to chat aiva, or WILLIAM GREER STOLEN VALOR INBREEDING PEARL RIVER LOSERIANA!

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  6. This website is a navigational nightmare...

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    1. Pie, friend. Easy as pie.

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    2. Wherever I click I only see reason, order, helpful intent and win. I can't mis-navigate here!

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