Never fear, highsec citizen--another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag is always just around the corner.
AMG Naari is proof that there's nothing "pro" about a protip from a carebear. A protip from an Agent of the New Order, on the other hand--you could put your kids through college with a few of those.
I'm not a fan of indecisive people. You can either "play games with your family" or you can mine. One or the other. When you log onto EVE, you've made that choice.
Those who have sent me EVEmails know about the automatic anti-spam fee of 315 isk. Any message not worth paying 315 isk for is a message not worth reading.
Anti-Order rebellions these days, eh? They give up and close their doors so quickly now. By the time I hear about them, they're usually defunct already.
I get why people compare me to Steve Jobs sometimes, but there are a lot of differences. He made bots, and I fight bots.
Some people have a problem with religion, but I don't see why that should present an obstacle to their journey toward Code-compliance. If they're anarchists, maybe.
For some reason, rebel miners will say that we "beg" for their isk. Not so. Does the SWAT team "beg" when they confiscate all of your illegal stuff?
Lisyteya Roc added to everyone's carebear phrasebook when she told Agent Spine Ripper to "slut down and out". We're still working on a proper translation.
KnightRider2000 is one of the crustiest rebels in Kino. After a year of interacting with the New Order, he still bitterly clings to his isk and mining equipment.
...and yet, even KnightRider2000 isn't a proud rebel miner. He doesn't think of himself as a highsec miner, but a nullsec player of some sort. A sad case.
From Google Translate:
"So since you like angry men with mustaches imitating yes you will also be able German, especially since you take so the insolence out to imitate what to. You need something like no... And just because you build it privately nothing you need to break anything in the game other."
He concludes, in English, "so also bye". Once we've cracked "slut down and out", we'll get to work on whatever this guy was trying to say.
Mia Chiliburner has some suggestions on how to change the Code. Perhaps the best evidence of the Code's perfection is the fact that no miner has been able to come up with any good ideas for how to improve it. I agree with one thing Mia said, though: The New Order is indeed proud of Bing Bangboom.