Sunday, September 29, 2013

Kills of the Week

We've got a lot of ground to cover this week, so let's get right to it. Here are some highlights from the week of September 22nd @ 00:00 EVEtime through September 28th @ 23:59 EVEtime.



We'll hear more about the charming Mr. StarSceeam later on, but it's enough to say that he lost a tech II fitted Raven when he tried to attack Agent Wrecks Alabel's industrial ship. Agent CONCORD Police Commander was happy to assist with this kill.



Earlier this month, FUNGER lost a Retriever worth a whopping 1.4 billion isk. Agents loyalanon and Sophia Soprano were responsible. loyalanon recently hooked up with the esteemed NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS corp, and was happy to share some interesting kills from earlier this year:



Live by the Aoede, die by the Aoede. Monoace Stark's 2.2 billion isk Mackinaw was killed by Agent loyalanon and friends. loyalanon informs us that this wasn't the only time Monoace Stark lost a 2+ billion isk Mackinaw; the Aoedes were sold back to him so he could lose another. Ouch!



Saya Trossi reminded us why we love killing Orcas so much. She lost an 894 million isk Orca thanks to the courage of Agents Zane Arnolles, Dr Wiwwy, Lenda Shinhwa, xxBLACK SKULLxx 929, John XIII, Janine Frost, Agent 057, Krochglansin Sahkspier, Boarat Saagdiyev, Caldari Citizen80081355, and jipjipjip beepbop. The Orca had a few shield modules. That's fine, but you can't fool our Agents with that nonsense. This Orca was distinctly anti-tanked for maximum cargo space. It's 2013, people, get with it.



The Raven wasn't the only Caldari battleship inexplicably suicided by a carebear this past week. Karji Tseran lost a Scorpion Navy Issue worth 753 million isk after opening fire on Agent Inquisitor Reyalstob. Once more, Agent CONCORD Police Commander was on hand to instruct the carebear about aggression mechanics. Yikes.



Sayra Noak'h of the tengu hehe corporation was spotted in my territory. Reportedly, she was conducting herself in a bot-aspirant manner. Despite Sayra's corp name, the New Order always gets the last laugh. Agents 412nv Yaken, Sophia Soprano, and loyalanon rode to the rescue and put her 769 million isk strategic cruiser down for good. That's one less Tengu to trouble the good citizens of highsec.



Carebears, hide your implants. Agent D400 is back in town and ready to enforce the Code. This week, SirOldenburg's pod was the most expensive sacrificed in the name of the law. Over 2.2 billion isk was lost. Most of the implants were Nomads. That's fitting. Without the Code, a highsec EVE player has nothing to ground him; he is adrift and without purpose. But those who follow the Code need not wander the face of empire space as nomads. They have a home in the New Order.

31 comments:

  1. A 1.4bill Ret? I didn't even think it was possible to make one worth so much !!

    - Guybertini

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    1. Yes you fit it with 2 "Please Gank me" mining upgrades worth 500m isk each...

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  2. Suicide ganking? Better use a Navy Scorp...

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  3. Re the Orca: You killed the pod too. And there is no evidence of Concordation of the 11 Catalysts that killed the Orca despite it being HiSec. This indicates: The Orca pilot was AFK or was an idiot who aggressed, or there was an active wardec on the Orca.

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  4. Is it weird I read the 894 million worth of the Orca as 894 trillion? Either way, I would be set for a long time on that kind of money regardless.

    Side Note: It is me, Alistair Drake, trying out a new name just in case I cannot retrieve my old account. What do you all think? Can make a new one if this one displeases anyone.

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  5. LOL, some kills as losses should be maybe listed here as well......CODE pilots with killrights on them and no guns on the ship...LOL MOTHER SAMMY you suck.....and in angymonne CODE pilots were unable to react after GIMA showed up in that system....BLACK SKULL...pffttt a pos general he is staying docked...might as well call him a warehouse manager. Yes, you are being hunted...Yes CODE is going down sooner or later...and YES your code compliant indy will start dying. LONG LIVE GIMA....LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE AGAINST CODE. And by the way thanks for the easy kills...and also when you feel like doing something to interrupt us from interrupting your ops....all i can say is JUMP FROGGY

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  6. New Order = pussy ass gangstas. Anyone can train a noob to gank in a catalyst, fleet with a couple of friends and gank exhumers till your -10 sec. Difference is, real players build things, explore, and generally contribute to EVE. CODE and other goon puppets are destroying the game. You aren't fooling anyone with your BS propaganda. Come and gank me if you have the cojones...

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    1. Why bother ganking you? As your post demonstrates, we're already getting tears.

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  7. People crying over ships exploding in a game about exploding ship.
    Good luck to you guys I hope you do what no miner has ever done. Stop a Suicide Gank. We at the CODE welcome you with open arms cause you have decided to play EVE like it's suppose to be played. Not AFK or with third party programs aka BOTS. I heard allot of talk but you guys did very little to stop us. Shitting up local does not effect us at all. So please try harder then the last guys that said and did (by did I mean you haven't done shit sofar) exactly what you're doing. We win no matter what you do. So fight back or Cry More it doesn't really matter to us.

    Thank You James 315 without you i might have turned out like these CareBears.

    NODD is growing BIGGER so Be Scared Care Bears We're Coming For YOU ! ! !


    Black
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    1. LOL Black....first GIMA have never been carebears....and we have been bored till now...well you have given us reason to come out of retirement. We have been around much longer than of you pussies and running rackets the entire time. If your not scared undock in a gank ship...shuttle...barge..oh wait maybe a combat ship for a decent fight..at least D400 with losing his MOA to a rookie ship gave it a shot. If you cant do that then shut the fuck up cause your more carebear than the ones your hunting..at least we are out here. Oh and yeah for those ppl like earlier tonite and so on say your funded by high rollers....well so are we...in fact some of us the most high rolling in EvE when it comes to Isk or manufacturing production. WE...as in GIMA are putting our money where our mouth is...how about all you pussies. All we see so far are ppl that refuse to duel, dock up and sit there talking in local, or even better yet you refuse to try continuing your ganks ops when we are in system...why? because we are proving we can kill you...and when others see how it easy it is...well that is when CODE will die. I support GIMA...I am one of GIMA...and im one of the richest players in game and that wasnt done by carebearing but by hunting ppl like you.

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    2. Anonymous, you really need to start proofreading your paragraph-sentences.

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  8. BRB My tear bucket is full of your tears and I need to empty it.


    Black
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    1. hmm last i knew only a carebear would be somewhere to use a bucket.....come on man get into space and quit hiding when we come knocking. ME all i need is my cargo hold to scoop up your tears.

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    2. Oh and another thing...lets see G.I.M.A. never went around saying GIMA your ore, GIMA your isk, GIMA your ship, GIMA your loyalty....as code does. We only said obey the charter and your blue if you provide intel on those who break the rules. CODE is like gima gima gima....well you guys invoked our name long enough and now that give you some attention you cry and whine and try to say you cant stop us, you cant catch us....WELL my good sir..we did stop you in angymonne, and we have caught you several times. Keep crying...i love the taste of red souls...very tasty.

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  9. Ah, D400 FAILS:
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19811572
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19811141
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19808046
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19801100
    http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19795731
    and thats just one day, one toon. Foiled by local resistance.

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    1. Sir Carebear, there is a very reasonable explanation for these:

      He flies as an outlaw, risking his life for the code, being a target to kill for everyone around him. You could say it's the whole universe against him, but whatever the odds, he still does it.

      Looking at the killmails he had just landed on a gate, where a bunch of rebels (probably 5-10 of them) were waiting for him, but he didn't go to the gate to die, he went to the gate to KILL. Immediately after landing, all the rebels try to lock him as fast as they can and shoot him, so they can get into the killmail. This meaningless, insignificant act seems to make carebears feel better about themselves. It makes them feel like they're fighting against the code. In reality D400 had already killed his non-complaint prey and the rebels barely managed to agress him before sentry guns instapop the ship anyway.

      D400 flies his ship, with great precision and overall fidelity, making rebels unable to do anything else, except maybe have some luck getting into killmails, if D400 so chooses.

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    2. LOL good idea there but ive seen different ppl take shots at him all the time that are not rebels to include some of the marmite guys on those gates every day. SO really dude.....quit trying to plug holes into your leaky bucket and get real. Sure maybe he gets shot as an outlaw in space in highsec....maybe he is using code as a supply thing just so he can since losec sucks so bad...but please dont bring your twisted form of non logic into public again it jut makes you look retarded.

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    3. D400 has failed over and over and over. But that is why he is successful; he never gives up and he never stops believing in the Code. He gets back up, dusts himself off and keeps collecting sweet sweet 3B isk pods week after week. He's something a carebear will never understand: relentless.

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  10. http://code.killmail.org/?a=home

    Your RIGHT our KillBoard is empty.

    Black
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    1. we know whats on your killboard.....we use it for intel gathering when we get bored trying to get you guys to undock....cause when new kills start showing up in other regions....then we think maybe we can some kills with ppl that want to undock and fight. OOOps sry you lose again BLACK trying to prove your not a sappy whiner in a bear suit pretending to be something your not.

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    2. LOL Cry More Please


      Black
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    3. Hello,

      You're is the contraction for you are. Your is the possessive.

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    4. When im not ganking miners, im hanging out in rakapas, feel free to stop by anon.

      412nv Yaken

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  11. So who are these GIMA people then? And why are they so butthurt?

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  12. Well this one identified as "not carebears", so we can rest assured that they are more of the same disgruntled carebears who gather at undocks and wonder why the mean old -10 characters won't undock in a cruiser and have a duel...


    -Galaxy Pig

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  13. The tears.... the delicious tears!

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  14. "Agent CONCORD Police Commander was happy to assist with this kill." This may be the best sentence typed in the history of the internet. +1

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