Zazz Razzamatazz is a proud Agent of the New Order. He loves the Code almost as much as he loves the letter "Z". And when he sees a miner disobeying the Code, he swings into action.
EVE System > Channel changed to Local : HalaimaZazz was flying through the Halaima ice anomaly on a routine patrol. He spotted Arnisador piloting a Mackinaw and behaving suspiciously. So Zazz did what any Agent would do. He tapped on the Mackinaw's window with his Stabber and asked if everything was okay.
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador are you AFK?
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador You have been found mining in violation of the Code. Pay 10mil for a Mining Permit or risk mining cycle termination. See www.minerbumping.com for details.
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador you have been removed from the ice belt.
Arnisador > suck me dipshitZazz's finely-honed instincts were right on. Arnisador's own words in local convicted the miner of being a villain. Clearly, clearly, Arnisador had no love for the Code.
Zazz Razzamatazz > Very rude
Arnisador > fuck off
Zazz Razzamatazz > Please keep local clean and free from abusive talk
Arnisador > eat me stupid
Zazz Razzamatazz > Permits are only 10mil per year
Arnisador > shove it up your ass
Zazz Razzamatazz > Anyone here care to learn from Arnisador and want to buy a permit now?
Arnisador > thay guy is an idiot
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador you have been removed from the ice belt. Pay 10mil to resume mining activities.Freedom of speech is a fine thing. But the Code has done a lot for Zazz, and he doesn't like to see miners showing it such disrespect, especially on New Order soil. Arnisador was defiant, vowing to resume mining once Zazz left. But as I said, if I have enough Agents, I can be everywhere...
Arnisador > suck a dick
Balthazar Sikadi > Zazz Razzamatazz yo, is there anything over in caldari land that's easy to fit a 100MN to? Looks like fun, but skillqueue on this account is for another char
Zazz Razzamatazz > This ship is the best for bumping
Arnisador > better than the fuckin big wheel you were in last time....you are learnig kiddo
Zazz Razzamatazz > What are you doing Arnisador ? You can't mine that without a permit
Arnisador > just wait till you leave
Agents Connor O'Keer and Stimfisk Lennelluc came out of nowhere and landed within firing range of Arnisador. The miner went boom. They also recorded a video of this kill, which you can watch on YouTube. Above, you can see a screenshot from the video of Arnisador at the "Schrödinger's Mackinaw" moment: He is simultaneously a Mackinaw, a wreck, and a pod.
Stimfisk Lennelluc > Kill: Arnisador (Mackinaw)It was an extraordinary victory. Arnisador had been bumped out of the ice anomaly and then killed. What a great lesson for Arnisador and all the other carebears in system. Connor wasn't lying; I send my regards with each lossmail that a Code-violator receives.
Stimfisk Lennelluc > BLAP
Connor O'Keer > James 315 sends his regards
Zazz Razzamatazz > New Order justice
Arnisador > guys argay
Stimfisk Lennelluc > no slurs
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador Ready to buy that permit yet?Zazz thought he had made his point: The New Order is too big to run from. Arnisador seethed, complaining that Zazz had called in support from other Agents rather than pulling the trigger himself. But the New Order is also big enough for bumpers and gankers alike.
Arnisador > quit asking fuck facce
Stimfisk Lennelluc > whoa
Zazz Razzamatazz > Arnisador Ready to buy that permit yet?
Arnisador > wow you are smart
Stimfisk Lennelluc > permits worth it mate
Arnisador > how come you didnt kill me?
Arnisador > had to call big brother?
Zazz Razzamatazz > Kill: Arnisador (Mackinaw) A permit would have been cheaper.As Arnisador's pod retreated to the station, Zazz moved on. He was surprised to see an Orca piloted by Kasmire Long assisting a mining vessel piloted by Menja Long. Neither had permits. So Zazz pulled up his sleeves and began bumping Menja. He immediately received a convo from her.
Zazz Razzamatazz > Who here would like to avoid his foolish fate?
Stimfisk Lennelluc > Seriously guys, permits are the baws
Zazz Razzamatazz > Kasmire Long do you have permits for that mining op?
Zazz Razzamatazz > Menja Long You have been found mining in violation of the Code. Pay 10mil for a Mining Permit or risk mining cycle termination. See www.minerbumping.com for details.
Zazz Razzamatazz > GreetingsOne line into the convo, and Menja was already channeling Mine Teck. Not a good sign.
Menja Long > what the hell are you doing?
Zazz Razzamatazz > I am enforcing The New Halaima Code of ConductThe situation escalated far more quickly than Zazz could have imagined. Menja was ready to petition him, and she wasn't going to do it the slow way. She had a telephone. Could a representative of CCP already be on the other end of the line?
Menja Long > back off or I will make a report
Zazz Razzamatazz > Only 10mil per year
Menja Long > back off
Zazz Razzamatazz > The Code is law I'm afraid
Menja Long > last chance back off or eelse
Zazz Razzamatazz > Don't be like Kill: Arnisador (Mackinaw)
Menja Long > you are going to be reported byw of phone call!
Menja Long > pvp is one thing dude, scamming is another and you better re-read the rules as you are going to have your account band for grive ruleZazz had encountered a space lawyer of the first degree. She was absolutely confident that she could ban the bumper, and that would be the end of it. But this was Halaima, birthplace of the Code, and Zazz had no fear of space lawyers. The conflict between Menja Long and the New Order was only beginning.
Zazz Razzamatazz > 1. I'm not scamming 2. Scamming isn't against the rules
Zazz Razzamatazz > Any percieved grief is due to your refusal to become Code complaint. That's not my fault
Menja Long > you are isk spamming and yes that is againtest the rules!
Menja Long > I am making a ticket as we speak
Zazz Razzamatazz > You may want to read the Code
Zazz Razzamatazz > We are making the game better for everyone
Menja Long > I really hope your account was worth 10 mil
To be continued...