Thursday, August 6, 2015

A Brilliant Swell of Tears, Part 3

Previously, on MinerBumping... Scandal! Brilliants Well was caught hauling ore through highsec without a permit. When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Agent Tisiphone Dira made lemonade out of Brilliants Well's Bestower, destroying 200 million isk of contraband in the process. Reasonable observers agreed that this proved the system works. But Brilliants was unreasonable, and he soon clamored for justice in Uttindar local.


When ganked, carebears tend to draw real-life subjects (and threats) into the picture. Brilliants boldly declared that people behave in real life the same way they do in EVE. If so, Uttindar local was about to gain a greater appreciation of what the people in Brilliants' life have to deal with on a daily basis.


Tisiphone comported herself with dignity and honour. Brilliants did the other thing. Running out of options, he gambled that his appeal for racial tolerance would somehow result in getting his ship and cargo reimbursed.


Brilliants' plan went awry. Uttindar local was not as receptive as he'd assumed. Now he had no way of applying social pressure on our Agent.


It was clear to all that Brilliants' Uttindar campaign was a failure. Tisiphone reminded Brilliants of another path, the one set forth in the Code. The carebear refused to consider it. He threatened to return to spamming.


Fearing a repeat of the spam tactic, Tisiphone quickly tried to reason with the carebear from every possible angle. However, Brilliants was too confused and upset to meaningfully participate in the dialog.


Uttindar now had the worst local chat in highsec.


The carebear's vendetta against Tisiphone consumed him completely. He no longer made any plans for hauling ore. There was no room for courier contracts in his life. Now there was only revenge.


Tisiphone is a busy Agent, and she needed to spread her love to some other systems for a while. She promised to be back in a minute, but important matters kept her preoccupied for about 15 minutes. This was plenty of time for Brilliants to cool off.


No such luck. In fact, Brilliants had been subjecting Uttindar local to his nonsense the entire time.


An angry carebear is an unproductive carebear. How can they obey the Code and help build highsec's glorious future when they're busy ranting and raving? That's why it's so important for them to calm down.


Our Agent was polite, but firm. She needed 30 million isk to cover Brilliants' Red Pen fee. The payment was not optional.


I've often said that the rebel carebears are the New Order's best recruitment tool. Every single player who passed through Uttindar became a little more likely to support our cause.


Time passed. Then more time passed. But the carebear's anger would not subside.


At this point, you might be wondering how long this went on. You could go back to Part 1 and look for the timestamp on the Bestower killmail, but I'll save you the trouble: The gank took place at 15:43 EVEtime.


I cannot say how long Uttindar was treated to Brilliants Well and his tears. Agent Tisiphone was simply unable to remain in attendance for the whole meltdown. Brilliants seems like a hopeless case, doesn't he? Yet I am 100% convinced that even this carebear can be brought into compliance with the Code. After all, he spent hour after hour in Uttindar persuading people of the wisdom of the New Order.

23 comments:

  1. "worst local chat in highsec" damn that's a bold claim!

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    1. BeBopAreBop RhubarbPieAugust 6, 2015 at 6:09 PM

      I was thinking the same!

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    2. Here's some local happy times I had some long time ago:

      http://pastebin.com/S7mfzU6S

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    3. Jita local chat would like to have a word with you.

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  2. After reading this entire saga, I wish both Brillaints and Tisiphone were banned from the game. Brilliants for his behavior, obviously, and Tisiphone for being a jerk and egging him on. But hey, it's the internet and all. Not like we have to interact like civilized beings or anything.

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    1. Egging him on? Did we read the same article? Have you looked at the time stamps during which Tisiphone writes NOTHING at all - even when not in local Brilliants was more than likely spamming local.

      So you think being racist is the same as not writing anything or asking different questions with out the use of spamming the same copy and pasted text?

      I think you need to re-read and pay attention to who says what and how often to get a sense of balance. Also the nature of the comments should be taken in to account as well.

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    2. dear daniel sidrat,

      the screenshot posted are but a small fragment of what is being showed,
      MB.com will never tell the full story. and if you actually read the way the agent is typing you do see that she does everything the keep him going for more salty tears. but allas the brainless only want to be fed lies all day long such is the live of a codemonkey

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    3. my goodness but your tears are sweet!

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  3. Well, at least, for three whole hours, who knows how many neutral Highsec residents passed through this system, and caught a glimpse of those who oppose the New Order, and got a taste of the poor quality of human being that these foul souls are. They most certainly shall side with the New Order, when the time comes for them to pick a side.

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    1. Look who is talking about poor quality humans...the code monkey that does not undock...that is down right hillarious....

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    2. Any chance that CODE would, in the path of educating and guiding the masses, evaluate the transgressor's tank in more detail than "fail fit "or änti-tank"? Perhaps a scale of 1 to 5 could be used. I've seen CODE succeed against all transgressors, but many targets are so horribly tanked, even I would be tempted to exercise my trigger finger. That freighter CODE ganked in Uedama, however, appeared to be decently tanked. Since your charter claims one of its goals is too educate and lead people to the truth. Well, let's have some education (you have the religious part down pat).

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    3. That would require them to use their bot-aspirant brains for more than gank, hide, reship, repeat....it would actually require thought....a little beyond any code monkey...

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    4. beyond ming for sure, it has not figured out where the undock button is yet.

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    5. More nasty crybears whining about CODE. Why? Because that is all a crybear can do, whine and cry and shitpost on the minerbumping site.
      The above replies just prove:
      The CODE always wins! Always!

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    6. I loled at the anon circljerk from 12:32 to 2:20. As a side note, I can't help but picture each of them furiously masturbating to any post they see on here that reinforces their pathetic and futile hostility towards the New Order.

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    7. dear ming tso,

      In the code there are no "neutral Highsec residents" Either code complaint and not complaint, by this lack of understanding of the code you must buy another 1000 shares for your indiscretion

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    8. nom nom nom tasty tears :)

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    9. Interesting. I guess I'm going to take a cue from the earlier poster who was also surprised by the lack of maturity and intelligence shown by the CODE supporters in the comment section at this wondrous site and directly email James for assistance in establishing an adult dialogue. Terms like "anon circlejerk", "furiously masturbating","nom,nom,nom",and "shitpost" shows that, unfortunately, many of the CODE members and supporters are both intelligently and emotionally immature. This is so sad. I believe someone else said that they admired James for accomplishing so much ,while having so little to work with; comparing many of the CODE crew to unskilled laborers. I can now see his point, but think that perhaps pimply faced high school students working their first job at a low scale fast food restaurant would be more accurate. I await the obligatory replies consisting of comments about tears, carebears, sexual practices, etc.; the sadly typical replies of the intellectual and emotional underclass.

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    10. Why do you assume I'm a member of CODE? I'm just some dude who reads the blog and loves the tear comments from people like you.
      Actually I did recently start and Eve account again, I think I'll go whore on Concord kills to get bounty payout for isk instead of mining or missioning.

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  4. Nasty. Nasty. Carebear.
    Death to hisec crybears!
    Join the fight today!

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    1. its bear hunting season

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