Saturday, January 5, 2019
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #174
Killed by a drunk driver? Whatever happened to wishing cancer on people, or death to their family members?
Ah. Now that's the kind of miner we're used to seeing. Welcome to another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
If you can't give us your love or your respect, at least give us your isk.
...And yes, your love and respect, also.
Someone is in need of Orca rescue services.
Thanks for your attitude, but I cannot sanction your plan to engage in can-mining, especially since CCP effectively nerfed can-flipping out of the game. Send me 10 million isk for a permit, though.
Believe your teachers when they tell you grammar is important.
Nice try, but our Agents are highly trained in the detection of fake permits.
"I SRP my own freighters." So... you lose money when your freighters get ganked?
Lest you think this was an isolated incident, another sample of Vkram's tears:
Some carebears have a thing about hair.
When a miner doesn't quit EVE, it's because our Agents retained his subscription. When a miner does quit EVE, it's because our Agents helped him get his life back on track. Our Agents are fine people.
Goofuses have notoriously bad taste in websites. By contrast:
Everyone in EVE must answer this question: Are you a MinerBumping kind of player, or a GoFuckYourSisterinLaw kind of player?