Thursday, January 24, 2019

Over One Trillion Seven Hundred Ten Billion in Shares Sold

There's no bad time or bad reason to buy New Order shares--and there's a seemingly infinite number of good ones.


Making amends for yourself? Making amends for someone else? Buy shares. It'll do you good. It'll do highsec good, too.


Another solid reason to increase one's holdings of New Order stock. Turd Ferg'Son joined the 20 billion club with his purchase of 5,000 extra shares this month. Turd's aesthetically-inspired purchase took us past the 1,702, 1,703, 1,704, 1,705, and 1,706 billion isk marks and earned him a Quintuple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

Kegan Bjornson also gave his holdings a significant upgrade, purchasing 3,750 additional shares. This brought us to the 1,707, 1,708, 1,709, and 1,710 billion isk marks and earned Kegan a Quadruple Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

More isk, more Catalysts, more dead carebears.


BONUS!

In case you didn't notice--but you did--Agent Medar Uith's final banner has been revealed! In previous posts, we looked at the other MinerBumping banners contributed over the years. In case you want a refresher, check out banners #1-6 and banner #7. Then enjoy banner #8.


I told you it would be amazing, and it is.

Frankly, the existence of this banner is yet another failure for Anti-Ganking, which has never produced any good art. It's an exciting time to be a member of the New Order--and a reader of MinerBumping, EVE's finest blog.

25 comments:

  1. Praise James! \o/

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  2. This is amazing!
    One of many things I love about the Minerbumping community is all the creativity that are released like the Void S of our blasters.

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  3. That new banner looks like something right out of Scientology. Makes sense, both it and CHODE. are cults led by madmen.

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    1. I don't understand the connection? Scientology is a sinister cult that follows a nonsensical scripture, centred around a false idol from outer space, who exists solely to scam victims out of their hard earned cash.

      You should be grateful for the effort that our artists have gone to, in order to bring you such delightful imagery!

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    2. lol, that doesn't sound anything like CODE :D

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    3. Alt 00 described Jamey and his CHODE. slaves to a T.

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    4. Sounds right, the cult of Kenny.

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  4. I am starting to think that CHODE.anon isn't clear. Honestly, when was his last audit?

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  5. Chodeanon.........CHODEANON........come here boy.........



    Where ohh where is my chodeanon jellyfish gone?

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    1. He's only got one more week before the hunt for Chodeanon begins!

      I bet he'll not log in next month.

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    2. He dont want to play with you Kenny, you're too salty.

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  6. Meh seems made up

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  7. New banner is my favorite one so far.

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  8. The New Order is the center of arts and culture in EVE Online. Hooray!

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  9. Turd Ferg'Son is a hero.

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  10. Yesterday I noticed the banner. I though: wow, this one looks really cool. Did I see it before? Nah, it must be new.

    Well, it is - and it is the best one so far. Great job!

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    1. It was stolen from the royal salt order of Kenny

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