Sunday, January 13, 2019

Kills of the Week

Hey, remember when incursion runners used to pretend that the Code didn't apply to them--that they were above it?

Today, every single group of PvE'ers in highsec exists in a state of fear of the Code. Only those who embrace and obey the Code can find any sense of peace. Consider the variety of these kills from the week of January 6th @ 00:00 EVEtime through January 12th @ 23:59 EVEtime:

The mighty CODE. alliance is keeping the torch of wardecs burning bright. Pog Industries corp lost a pricey engineering complex. How long before they beg CCP to nerf wardecs further? They're only an innocent group of newbies who had a 9.4 billion isk structure, after all. Agents Sorgia, Pod-Goo Repairman, Aaaarrgg, Eve Undergr0und, Hek Arbosa, arkon trader, Pod-Goo RepoWoman, commercial time, comet chaser, zykerx, and Mr Vrix won the wardec handily.

They normally pop Capsules, but it appears Vrix Nation corp has access to Leshaks.

Speaking of torches, Elenalara may as well have put a torch to her 1.5 billion isk Hulk. Look at that fit. And before you ask, it was Elenalara's collection of Harvester Mining Drones that made her loss so expensive. Agents Ilithyia Borgia, Mal Warre, Sigrid Freud, and Fury al-Shabazz were happy to destroy the drones; not every blingy Hulk can have ORE equipment.

We recently got a report about a special group of Hulk kills worth a total of over 2 billion isk. The gank recipients were River Song Rassilon, Apollyon Arae, Fenrir Bad Wolf, Harbard Vanaheim, Arwen Everstar, and Taita of Gallala. They were killed by Agents Ally K, PEEZY SKEELZZ, and Deezy Skeelzz. Can you guess what was special about these kills?

They used smartbombing Hyperions! Just when you thought it was no longer possible to smartbomb miners to death. Keep an eye out for any tightly packed groups of miners who need to be introduced to the old ways.

Rush Titans felt perfectly safe taking his 4.4 billion isk Nightmare into the Tvink system. But his carefully planned day of isk-grinding was cut short by Agents Alt Aurelia, Alt Atlanta, Alt Antheia, Alt Alexis, Alt Acantha, Alt Anastasia, Alt Adrastia, Alt Astraea, Alt Andromeda, Alt Athena, and Alt Aquilina.

The carebear was bothering some innocent NPCs, so Honeybright corp sent in a fleet of Caracals to even the odds.

Mama Helena managed to do everything wrong: She put excessive cargo into a jump freighter, equipped it with three ORE cargo expanders, and autopiloted into Uedama of all places. At least she had plenty of fuel for her jump drive; she could've teleported to safety at any time. Except, of course, she was AFK. Agents Jonas Kusion, Jeremy Kusion, Jack Kusion, Jessie Kusion, Jeffery Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Jayson Kusion, Josh Kusion, Jacob Kusion, Joshua Kusion, Josiah Kusion, Joseph Kusion, Jayden Kusion, Jackson Kusion, Justin Kusion, Jake Kusion, Jimmy Kusion, Johnathan Kusion, Jeremiah Kusion, Joel Kusion, and Jason Kusion defended the honour of Uedama and the Code once again.

We've been seeing a number of expensive pods lately. Wubba Habalu kept the streak going this week with her 4.4 billion isk Capsule. It was popped by Agent Tax Collector Buck after Wubba lost a 5.4 billion isk Bowhead.

I wonder how long Wubba will need to spend doing her boring hauling runs just to make up for what she lost that day?


  1. Every passing week gets a little bit worse for the highsec carebears.

    Remember when highsec incursions fleets were limited to top PvE'ers with blinged out faction autism chariots? Now they gladly take Alphas in T1 hulls with meta guns.

    gf on the Hulk fleet bombing!
    Shoutout to the Alts of Metropolis!

    The Code: Winning nonstop daily since 2012.

  2. wow just wow. antiganking is failing so hard right now.

    is thomas still stealing the donations and RMT'ing the isk?

    1. Man they failed so bad tonight in Kino. It was embarrassing.

      They stopped ZERO ganks. And couldn't even get a single empty pod afterwards either.

      I felt bad for them.

    2. Hahahahaha, sounds like shelley tortuga with a cloacky shitfit falcon failing to stop any ganks and wasting hours cloacked to get a 100k isk bounty concord whoring on elite pvpers again.

      What a wipeout.

  3. Chodeanon. We hear you. We are coming to save you. Hang in there.

  4. Torpedo Caracals? That's something I've not seen in many ages....good to see people are willing to be creative :)


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