Saturday, May 18, 2019

GF GF, Part 1

The New Order kills a lot of highsec miners. Some of them respond by purchasing a mining permit, as the Code requires. Others become notorious.


For example.


But what about the miner's point of view? On occasion, a miner will hint at his or her origin story. In the case of Lilypetals Makanen, she was driven to rebel against the Code because she wanted to avenge her girlfriend.


Today we'll learn about Lilypetals' girlfriend, a Venture pilot who was ganked while mining in highsec despite being a member of Pandemic Horde.


Agent Aiko Danuja expected more from drgneyes Rin. Members of Pandemic Horde ought to be found mining in nullsec (or lowsec, as the case may be).


Our Agent soon learned that communicating with drgneyes would require a bit of effort. drgneyes was primitive. "send week playing need veldspar"? She sounded like some sort of carebear caveman.


If you've ever wondered if anyone has ever actually failed one of those Level 1 mining missions, the answer is apparently yes.


Corporations like Pandemic Horde Inc. and Karmafleet claim to be "new player friendly". But let's be real: The system fails a lot of newbies, and it's up to the New Order to help those who fall between the cracks.


Here we see an intriguing hint about the history of drgneyes and Lilypetals. It turns out that Lilypetals, too, was once a member of Pandemic Horde. She was kicked out after having a meltdown in one of their channels. Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

(Pandemic Horde, if you're listening, I hope you can find the logs of that conversation.)


Though Lilypetals was expelled from Pandemic Horde, drgneyes was unwilling to quit and join her girlfriend in exile--for now. But she couldn't count on Pandemic Horde to assist her with the Level 1 mining mission. She'd need Aiko's help.


At first, drgneyes was interested in learning how to buy a permit. But when she found out that it involved spending money, well, that was a deal-breaker.


Agent Aiko interpreted what drgneyes was telling her. This required patience. At least with Russians you can use Google Translate.


As far as our Agent could tell, drgneyes was reluctant to embrace the Code. The miner wanted a free lunch.


Finally, the miner spelled out her demands: She wouldn't buy a permit unless her Venture loss was triple-reimbursed. Could our heroes save drgneyes and persuade her to obey the Code?

...Well, no. Obviously not. This is a prequel to the post about Lilypetals.

But still, could they?

To be continued...

15 comments:

  1. what a strange miner

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  2. I picture a man in a diaper with a dribble of saliva on his chin.

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    1. And i picture his girlfriend looks like velma from scooby doo.

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    2. I picture...…lunch.

      Why hello there, little miner.

      >:)

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    3. Wait, wasn't that a lesbian miner couple? Lilipetals referred this one as her gf earlier.

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    4. i wish to talk to james

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  3. Those two are red flag.

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  4. i am beginner but reading history and between the lines..i see a problem....strip mining... that makes biigies raping the asteroid belts and leaving nothing...i s the premise of your league?

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  5. i have bought a licence and conduct myself according to the code..i await a reply... as i would advise others...

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  6. red flagging 2 beginners is cruelty.. not teaching the code

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  7. making members is making friends..i have been a leader of clans for 35 years..since gaming begame trust me ..a carrot is worth more than the whip

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  8. ganking a little person..who has tryed to make an effort..as show in text is not right..CODE is to stop big corps strip mining hisec..not to stop the beginner getting off the ground

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  10. Your a bull shit lier I can tell just by your typing you have not been off the booze you do not see me as a daughter at all you have told on many occasions you wanted to have sexual relations with me you need help to deal with your devient sexual tendencies your no better then my ex and his family get some help and do me a favor NEVER EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN YOU SICK PERVERTED PEDOPHILE
















































































    code of conduct requires that you identity yourselves correctly and be nice
    some code warriors have circumvented this and just ganked children..children as in newbies..just blasted in on total newbs.no warning.. just kill



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    1. Miner, could you please voice your concerns in the freshest post on Minerbumping every day? That would increase visibility.

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