With so many terrible things going on in the world, how do good things ever happen?
Answer: People make them happen. Good people--like the Agents of the New Order of Highsec!
Speaking of good things happening, Avaelica Kuershin enabled us to reach the 1,776 billion isk mark by purchasing 1,000 shares in the New Order. Avaelica earns a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for her contribution.
Since Viirilithizu Ward has done such fine work, I'll just let our Agent demonstrate how to get a Russian miner to speak in his native language. Consider this a how-to guide.
To begin with, gank the miner. That will prompt the miner to shed tears, but they may be in broken English.
Next, instruct the miner to calm down. That will get you further along. To complete the process, tell the miner the unvarnished truth:
...And that's how it's done. Easy when you know how.
Gank a russian miner back to the stoneage of which they are accustomed to.ReplyDelete
Like a vodka swilling Fred Flintstone.