Sunday, May 5, 2019

Kills of the Week

Highsec belongs to those who care about it the most. The Agents of the New Order believe that highsec is worth fighting for--and they back it up with their actions. As for the miners? They wouldn't lift a finger to defend their own ships, much less highsec. Here's some proof from the week of April 28th @ 00:00 EVEtime through May 4th @ 23:59 EVEtime...

Orca pilots these days seem to be experts at getting themselves into trouble. zziwi Oriental tanked up his Orca--to a degree--but still managed to lose it.

It only took two Agents, Perian StillWalker and Piz Caldera, to defeat the Orca. I think it's fair to say zziwi Oriental walked right into this one.

Sauli Hinken lost his Deep Space Transport in the shallowest of space: Urlen, a 1.0 security system. He was bested in combat by Agents Weejie, Spazmongloid, Mongochicken, iZaEaRl, Throatslashar, Gandor Ironfist, and Ichabodi. If he can't hack it in 1.0 space, perhaps Sauli should keep his unlicensed Deep Space Transports docked up indefinitely. Better yet--why not buy a permit?

Martin Chico belonged to the so-called Capitalism and Freedom corporation. Our Agents have no need for such thin excuses for bot-aspirancy; they have the Code. Agents Elena Sabezan, Eduard Limonov, Misha Mawashi, Flagellant Messiah, Maximus Gooseman, and Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri taught the unruly miner that the greatest freedom of all is the right to obey every word of the Code. As for capitalism, it's easier to make money when your ships stop exploding.

Fortis spiritus is a special guy. This week, obviously, he lost a billion isk Skiff to Agents Alleil Pollard, Misha Mawashi, Edmund Sublett, Aiko Danuja, Eva Solberg, Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri, Maximus Gooseman, Elena Sabezan, Eduard Limonov, amd Flagellant Messiah. What's more impressive is Fortis' persistence in feeding our Agents blingy ships. In fact, this is the sixth(!) time Fortis has lost a billion isk mining ship to members of the mighty CODE. alliance. The locator agent pays for itself with this guy.

Meanwhile, the New Order Outreach Division continues to perform the important work of maintaining good relations with nullsec. sergyserj was treated to a surprise fireworks display--with his 6 billion isk Rorqual as the centerpiece. Agents Intigo, Vordak Kallager, cuffdawg, Not Fabio, Kadesh Priestess, Xiaoyi Tsuruomo, Xhen Zui, Beandog, Rahne Sentro, cuffy, Tiamat Key, Truly God, and Minmatar Industrial V proved yet again that killing miners is EVE's endgame content.

DemonFolko was sleepwalking through highsec until Agent Eva Mavas stepped in to wake him up. Slumber, after all, is no excuse for violating the Code.

Nice armor implants. Maybe next time try using some armor?


  1. Regarding Fortis spiritus: You do not need a locator agent to find him, he only mines in either Umokka or Osmon.

    1. Whoa, zkill has 'GANKED' tags these days? That looks like a great victory for The Code!


  2. In the recruiting pool that is highsec, gankers and wardeccers are the chlorine. Some people say it's toxic but without it scum would be floating everywhere.


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