Thursday, October 3, 2019

Over One Trillion Eight Hundred Seventy-Eight Billion in Shares Sold

One of the things that makes highsec unique in EVE: It has citizens.


Those who aspire to greatness know that they must cast off any and all traces of carebearism. Enforcing the Code brings out the best in a man; buying shares in the New Order isn't a bad thing, either.

Madame Mia joined our shareholders with a purchase of precisely 1,000 shares of New Order stock. And so we reached another milestone, the 1,878 billion isk mark. Madame, enjoy your Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™.

All eyes look toward the two trillion isk mark--it's not so very far!


BONUS!

A riddle for you, dear reader. Imagine that you are a rebellious anti-Code miner. You have just been ganked. What do you do?

(A) Whine about being a defenseless new player.
(B) Pretend to be someone important and threaten to call in powerful friends from nullsec.


(C) All of the above.


Spoiler: Nothing happened. Actually, to be fair, there was one attempt at retaliation...


Alas, the miner's "main" had neither an alliance nor "PvP players" to call upon.

The Code continues to conquer highsec uncontested.

6 comments:

  1. bounties should only placed upon pilots, in order to make the number 315 visible. PRAISE JAMES \o/

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  2. A Valentine bounty!

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  3. The best thing an anti ganker can do about CODE is glue themselves to a freeway in protest during peak hour.

    Salah al lost the plot, don't forget to slip slop slap before application.

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  4. ...man I gotta get back to enforcing! Those were some great days!

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