Monday, October 21, 2019

The Best Revenge, Part 6

Previously, on MinerBumping... anaCheeya ANARKY found himself tied up in red tape. Hoping to bring his null sec nomads corporation into Goon territory, anaCheeya was thwarted by the Goons' security checks. In a desperate bid to regain control of his corp, anaCheeya biomassed himself and was reborn as aiva naali.


The future didn't look so bright for anaCheeya/aiva. He yearned to command Rorqual fleets in the heart of nullsec. But for now, he was stuck mining rocks in highsec with a Venture. Until the Venture was ganked, anyway.


The first step in anaCheeya's comeback plan was to get his corp back. Unfortunately, Agent Kalorned required a fee of 500 million isk to return the corp prior to the completion of a background check.


anaCheeya didn't like all of the bureaucracy; nomads have no need of such things. But the Imperium does.


If nullsec was all about layers of bureaucracy and endless paperwork, then maybe anaCheeya needed to change his plans.


On the other hand, the miner knew that nullsec was where the best ore was to be found. Greed overtook him.


In any event, a mere 500 million isk was nothing compared to the riches that would become available once Imperium space was opened to him.


And so anaCheeya decided to comply with the latest set of instructions. Hopefully it would be the last time he'd be required to hand over his isk.


Although it seemed like anaCheeya was spending weeks sitting around doing nothing, he was actually putting his time to good use. After studying the map of the EVE galaxy, anaCheeya discovered fatal weaknesses in the most powerful empires of nullsec.


Armed with a suspiciously high volume of skillpoints and a little bit of cartography, anaCheeya now knew how to use a relatively small fleet to destroy the Imperium. This made the ambitious miner more dangerous than Pandemic Legion and the rest of the Goons' traditional enemies.


Still, anaCheeya was no closer to getting control of null sec nomads. For now, he would need to be patient. In the meantime, the mind of the "kingpin" would devise even deadlier devices.


To be continued...

25 comments:

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    1. I was laughing my ass off right there

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  2. It's sad to see that Viirilithizu Ward suffered a burnout in August and went over to the carebears and antigankers.
    https://forums.eveonline.com/t/i-was-a-code-space-bully/181117

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    1. It sure is, and just like the carebear antigankers she hasn't done anything to carry through with her many threats to destroy the CODE.

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    2. Agent Ward, no! This must be a coy, infiltrating some nifty AG cell, right?

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    3. i have not given up on agent Ward, just like the Saviour never gave up on me!

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    4. Viirilithizu, my old friend. It's such a tragedy to learn of the untimely demise of your alts. You must be lonely now, living all by yourself in Jita.

      I won't forget about you, I promise.

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    5. I don't know if you can ever come back from a post like that. "I was a CODE. space bully, and now I am again?" She might as well join Overmind's Hisec Miner Resistance.

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    6. Role play being a member of a toxic religious cult for long enough and that is exactly what you become.

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    7. Fee fi foe fum........i smell the blood of another Kalynn Shardani in the making.


      Calm down miners, you cant flag my posts here.

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    8. JEEZUS H CHRIST! That thread is 450+ posts of bullshit. Never seen so many weak-minded space psychologist crying over nothing

      Per CCP:
      Harden
      The
      Fuck
      Up

      pansy bitches

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  3. I heard the bad news about Ward.
    Weirder shit has happened at sea, I guess.

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  4. What happened anyways?

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  5. Aiva was supposed to pay Kalorned 500m, but he gave the money to Aiko, so does that mean Aiva still owes 500m?

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    1. I thought he owed it to Krominal? So maybe he owed 1 bill now?

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    2. Looks to me like he owes 1.5 billion.

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    3. 2 Billion? How's he ever going to come up with 2.5 billion?

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    4. It's gotta be at least 25 billion by now. Maybe 30.

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  6. I think I would of been okay with getting blown up and calling it even. This guys a total sucker!

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    1. Should we even be laughing at someone that, um, whatever you wanna call it? "slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development"

      They used to tell us not to laugh at the retards.

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    2. He's not a retard. He's an alcoholic.

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    3. Self-inflicted retard

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  7. Please remember when viewing the eve forum to flag posts about mining in James 315 territory as inappropriate.

    Unless the OP has a valid permit of course.

    A valid permit is required when seeking advice or selling a high sec mining character on the forums.

    Thank you.

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    1. Sometimes I'll log in and get thirty notifications "Your message has been hidden" and then thirty more "Your message has been restored by a staff member."

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    2. Awesome! It's off to the forums for me!

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