The EVE community at large has long been fascinated by New Order shares. We'll explore an aspect of our share program in a moment, but first comes a Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™:
Lyrialtus has been faithfully adding to his holdings of New Order stock for the past several months. This month is no different. With another 1,000 shares to his name, Lyrialtus earns an additional Supreme Protector's Tip of the Hat™ for bringing us past the 1,879 billion isk mark.
Agent Aiko Danuja, in a sudden bout of bonus compassion, decided to help some of her favorite Anti-Gankers:
Though stockholders typically purchase stock in their own name, good citizens occasionally gift some stock to their fellow EVE players.
Interestingly, Kalynn Shardani already had 500 shares to her name--given as a gift by some altruistic fellow some years past.
Now there's something you don't see every day: Shares purchased on behalf of an NPC.
...And a fine NPC indeed!
Agent Aiko went on to purchase some shares for CCP Falcon and ISD Dorrim Barstorlode, but it is here that we meet an unfortunate roadblock.
Back in early 2014, CCP came down with a ruling that prohibited EVE players from suggesting that CCP and/or its staff are affiliated with the New Order. This occurred as a result of a Senior GM misreading a portion of the Code.
Consequently, the shares that Aiko attempted to purchase for Falcon and Dorrim have been automatically transferred to the Permabanned Heroes of the Code--an appropriate resting place, I think.
This following work of forum art has been attributed to Kaylee Rayl:
And while we're at it, here's a little extra extra:
BONUS BONUS BONUS!
What would it take to get someone to quit a game of Apex Legends--which was being streamed at the time--to go gank something in EVE?
In the case of the Rackner family, it was a 94 billion isk freighter gank. Carebears, take note: That is how you multitask.
Kalynn is definitely going to Hek!ReplyDelete
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving shitter.Delete
It's confirmed, CCP Falcon is a permabanned hero of the CODE!ReplyDelete
We know for a fact that 100% of our citizens living in Highsec voted for James 315 to lead them, therefore CCP staff who refuse to wear mining permits have absolutely no respect for the values of democracy, self-determination. and freedom of expression.ReplyDelete
One of the many advantages of being in Code is knowing that one always holds the moral highground.
They sound like a certain Pooh Bear that I have been hearing so much about lately...Delete
It is so good to see that Kalynn Shardani holds New Order shares.ReplyDelete
What other moderator of ag do you know who ganks minors?
They're all kalynn on the insideDelete
The Code has been revised before? Well then riddle me this, there's no provision ever added about "requiring to show mining permit in your bio", yet Agents demand miners to show permit in miners bio, as if it's a miners duty. How come no provision of it was ever added or why its compulsory for a miner to show permit in their bio?ReplyDelete
Have actually read the Code? minerDelete
You are a miner, not a space lawyer - obey the law or face the consequences of your sin!Delete
Avoiding the question with ad hominem eh @Anon 3:17 and 3:41? Do you fear that much of showing your incompetence of unable to answer question?Delete
The Code requires that you show respect to Agents of The Code. By not following an Agent's simple instructions to put the permit in your bio, you are disrespecting them.Delete
It's like this miner.Delete
If you have paid for parking and don't display the ticket, you are fined.
If you don't accept James 315 as your saviour, then.............
You are part of the problem.
What a goofus, like saying you don't have to display your license plate or driver's license because that's not explicitly stated in the constitution.Delete
The Saviour is a fan of litmus tests. Goofus successfully detected.Delete
I don't think you know what "ad hominem" means, or how to use it.Delete
You are a miner that will die in highsec like a squealing piggy if you don't display a current, properly formatted, highsec mining permit.
To you, you may sound sound smart, miner, but you will be just as dead. Your kind think you're smart, but you're too ignorant to see the truth.
If you were really as smart as you think you are, you would see just how silly your original argument was.
Get a permit, or get an education on highsec law from the next Agent you see.
Welcome to the New Order, Agent Raznaborg! \o/ReplyDelete