Saturday, March 14, 2020
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #205
Our master plan is to save highsec--interpret that as you will. Time for another edition of the Highsec Miner Grab Bag!
By this miner's own admission, our Agents have made the game more exciting.
Hey Darth raises an interesting question: If a miner loses all of his assets--including mining ships--is he still considered a miner?
My answer would be yes, because he still thinks and acts like a miner.
On occasion, a miner will write a brief tearmail and then follow it up with a more elaborate one:
...But a Goofus who sheds elaborate tears is still a crying Goofus.
No problem, friend. Dock your pod at the nearest station and you'll have a nice new ship waiting for you.
Ah, the "Rookie Help" channel. If CCP were truly interested in helping new players, they'd give our Agents free rein in there.
And people wonder why the miners have failed to exact revenge on our Agents.
Silk Green was furious at our Agent and wasn't afraid to let him know it. But that wasn't enough. Silk Green wanted everyone in local chat to know how he was feeling:
What is it with miners and boats, anyway?
If you set me to "Neutral" when asking for reimbursement money, I guess you can't complain about receiving 0.00 isk. That's neutral, right?
The bot-aspirant miners we deal with are not normal people. I'd say they are decidedly below average.